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Not mine.
Our family is traditionally incandescent lamp eaters.
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Our family is traditionally incandescent lamp eaters.
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A guy was stopped by a game warden with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
“Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?”
“Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let ‘em swim ’round for a while, then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ‘em home.”
“That’s a bunch of BS! Fish can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”
“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”
The guy poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” said the man.
“When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH!”
“What fish?”
“Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?”
“Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let ‘em swim ’round for a while, then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ‘em home.”
“That’s a bunch of BS! Fish can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”
“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”
The guy poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” said the man.
“When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH!”
“What fish?”
Looks like a very tasty salad to me.
This is hilarious .
The guy at the end is every guy, every where, all the damn time....
not enough dressing ....
Looks like a very tasty salad to me.
Might need some peameal bacon....
That must be Trump nation they are talking about.
This is a few weeks old but I just watched it with my young Gingers last night when it came up on our YT recommendations for some reason.
It’s a few minutes long, but it’s worth it. We were in tears, laughing so hard.
It’s a few minutes long, but it’s worth it. We were in tears, laughing so hard.
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Unbelievable, some real shmarty pants there.
Hopefully people don't buy hover boards for Christmas this year.
Now try watching Home Alone with the same innocence as before!
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I knew where that was going, the old couple sitting about 20 feet away at first was
, so many great lines in there. I guess the Simpsons saw that footage too.
ryerockarola
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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.” He then asked her what she was.
She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.”
A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
She turned and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.” He then asked her what she was.
She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.”
A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
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