OT: Humor thread

[Eyeseeing]

Notice all the new pizza joints lately?
Taking advantage of everyone ordering in.
We should start one.
Call it Covid Pizza
Our motto?
We make killer pies ....
Drinking and bored.

Our flavours.
Pepperoni and positivity rate.
Ground beef and caramelized comorbidity.
Southwest lockdown special.
Myth lovers.
Vegan essential items.
Dr. Hot TAMale.
Media lovers with thin crust True Dough.
Sun Dried Rapid Test Kit.
Deep Six pizza.
435 Quesadillas today.
Pallister He's Lying and Pineapple.
XL fatten my curve.
Pfizer Minus 99’er best served cold.
Science Special changes daily .
MAGA the ultimate flat bread.
The @sipowicz Extra Crusty
The Left Winger Special ( Nut allergy warning )
The National Post with Conrad Blackbeans

 

[Jets 31]

 

[Jets 31]

Unreal.

 

[Jets 31]

Too funny.

 

[Jets 31]

 

[Jets 31]

The sheep herder at the end of the video is hilarious.

 

[Jets 31]

I need one of those shirt folders .

 

[Jets 31]

 

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[Jets 31]

 

[ryerockarola]

A long time ago when Bill Clinton was US President he was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named John. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, John, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, “Sack my cook.”
And that is how that whole misunderstanding occurred.

 

[BatVader]

A long time ago when Bill Clinton was US President he was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named John. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, John, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, “Sack my cook.”
And that is how that whole misunderstanding occurred.

Lol

 

[Jets 31]

A long time ago when Bill Clinton was US President he was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named John. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, John, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, “Sack my cook.”
And that is how that whole misunderstanding occurred.

I always knew there was a good explanation of what really happened.

 

[John Agar]

Covid has caused a dribble of sports to watch...

I miss Darts... darts are fun... is it really the darts... ?

 

[BatVader]

 

[Jets 31]

Ozzy man just kills me.

 

[Jets 31]

Didn't know Jason Statham was a diver .

 

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[Jets 31]

Too funny.

 

[Jets 31]

If you need a laugh today seriously watch this.

 

[BatVader]

 

[Eyeseeing]

 

[BatVader]

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Lmao..... I swear I know someone just like this