2 weeks earlier...
The video begins with an establishing shot showing a hospital!
The video now moves to the inside of the hospital, where a room is shown. A man can be heard yelling, "Nurse, I want some more chocolate milk! NURSEEEEEEE!" The camera slowly pans to a bed and the man is shown to be @KIRK! KIRK is lying on his bed and looking extremely frustrated.
KIRK: NURSE! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE MILK AND I WANT IT NOW!
KIRK is now tearing up, realizing what bad fortune has fallen upon him.
KIRK: Why won't anyone in this damn place listen to me? Am I really thought of as that lowly? Am I really that big of a piece of ****?
KIRK is now full on crying with his hands to his face.
Suddenly, a knock his heard on his door. KIRK's emotions change quick and he's now giddy as a drunken sailor. He can practically taste that beautiful, delicious, chocolatey chocolate mik! He's already had 14 today, but another one never hurts!
KIRK: Yes, Nurse, please come innnnnnn!
The door opens and KIRK's smile quickly turns upside down and KIRK is now trembling and quivering with fear.
A man wearing a hood is shown. His face not visible.
KIRK: You- you're not supposed to be here!
KIRK is now bawling like a baby again as the man approaches closer. His face still not visible.
KIRK: Intruder! Intruder! NURSE! NURSE! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME! Please, let me live. I got a family!
The man finally takes off his hood. It's @Mitchy! He has a smile on his face and is looking at KIRK dead in the eyes. He doesn't say a word as he approaches KIRK.
KIRK is completely losing it now. He can't hold it in and is letting out scream after scream.
KIRK: I didn't mean any of things I did to you before! That wasn't me! It was
@ColePens! It was him! He brainwashed me! PLEASE MITCHY, LET ME LIVE! I GOT A FAMILY!
Mitchy is now at the edge of KIRK's bed. Still silent.
KIRK knows he's ****ed and tearfully tries to appease Mitchy.
KIRK: Oh, Mitchy, please! I think you're the future of this business! I think you should be the HFWF Champion! You should be the All Class Champion! You should be the Tag Team Champions all by yourself! YOU'RE MAGIC FREAKING MITCH! YOU DESERVE THE WORLD! PLEASE LET ME LIVE!
Mitchy finally starts talking and he doesn't look pleased
Mitchy: Shut up, you imbecile! You're going to get us caught. Shut your mouth and listen to me. It's important.
Mitchy quickly goes to the door and looks outside to see if anyone has heard Kirk's cries.
Mitchy looks relieved. He comes back into the room, closes the door and slides a chair to KIRK's bed. Mitchy sits beside KIRK.
Mitchy: Calm the hell down, you walrus. I'm not here to hurt you.
KIRK is SHOCKED at Mitchy's revelation.
KIRK: You- you're not?!
Mitchy: No, really, I'm not. I'll prove it to you.
Mitchy runs outside and quickly back in. He has something in his hands. It's a huge carton of chocolate milk! From KIRK's favourite brand, nonetheless!
Mitchy: Here. I heard you love chocolate milk, so I thought you'd bring you some.
KIRK instantly grabs the massive carton of chocolate milk and chugs it down in one gulp.
Mitchy is just staring at KIRK in both shock and disgust, wondering how it's possible for a man to do that.
Meanwhile, KIRK, now looks happy as a dog who gets a snack. He lets out a GIGANTIC burp and looks at Mitchy with great fondness.
KIRK: Why thank you, Mitchy! How very kind of you!
Mitchy: I'm happy you liked it. Now maybe there's something you could do for me.
KIRK is now looking scared again wondering what Mitchy has in store for him.
KIRK: Sure, Mitchy, ol' pal. Anything for you.
Mitchy: Good.
Mitchy now sighs and looks up at the ceiling. He looks to be in great stress.
Mitchy: Look, I need your help. It's something...it's something embarrassing, ok? Here let me just show it you.
Mitchy runs outside again and back in quickly. He has hands behind his back as he approaches KIRK. He brings his hands forward and reveals a bouquet of roses on one hand and a box of chocolates on the other.
KIRK looks shocked at what Mitchy's brought.
KIRK: Mitchy, I am a married man. I'll take the chocolates though.
As KIRK tries to grab the chocolates, Mitchy moves them back.
Mitchy: These aren't for you, you idiot. Why the hell would you thin- nevermind. Look, I'm in a bit of jam and I didn't know who else to come to, so I came to you.
KIRK looks greatly offended that the gifts weren't for him, while Mitchy looks very stressed and lets out a deep breath as he sits back on the chair.
Mitchy: I-I don't know how else to say it, but I really like Cathy. Like a lot. I think she's cute. She's funny. She makes me laugh. She brightens up my day whenever I see her. When she smiles, I smile. I think about her all day. I-I-I think I'm in love, man.
KIRK's jaw has dropped to the floor and he's speechless.
KIRK: What do you think I am? A relationship expert? Get the hell out of my room and don't come back. NURSE! NURSE! We've got an idiot in here!
Mitchy: Please, Kirk. Look, I got you your favourite milk. Think of how highly I think of you to come to you for this. You're the man who guided ColePens to a world championship. Come on KIRK, do me a favour, will you?
Mitchy gives KIRK puppy eyes, while KIRK grits his teeth, shaking his head, contemplating what to do.
KIRK: Ah, **** it. Fine, but only if bring me 20 cartons of chocolate milk every day.
Mitchy: Deal.
KIRK: Alright, alright. Well, let me start off by saying everyone knows I'm a ladies' man, but I'm also a happily married man!
Mitchy: How come your wife never visits you.
KIRK: Shut up! Anyway, like I was saying, you came to the right place. I know everything about women and the keys to their heart. Wait a second, doesn't
@Serac like her?
Mitchy: Yeahhhhh, about that. This is why I really came to you. I couldn't say this to
@SeidoN and especially
@Serac, because I was embarrassed and didn't want to betray them. You're the last person I wanted to come to, but I was desperate.
KIRK: That's a big yikes from me, Mitchy, but I'll help you for the chocolate milk. Now listen, this what you do.
Suddenly, a nurse walks in.
Nurse: Here's your chocolate milk, KIRK. I gotta be honest with you, KIRK, we're running out of this fast. I'm not sure how much longer the supply will last. Who's this?
Mitchy looks up to see the nurse and has a huge smile on his face.
Mitchy: I'm, I'm in love. I mean Mitchy!
KIRK: Nancy, this is my nephew, Mitchell. Mitchell was just telling me how-
Mitchy: I was telling him how I saw this beautiful nurse and just had to know her name. Nancy. What a lovely name.
KIRK's jaw once again drops as he can't believe what he's saying.
Mitchy: My "uncle" was just telling me how you wanted to be in a relationship. What a coincidence!
KIRK: I DID NO-
Before KIRK can finish, Mitchy gives a slight kick to KIRK (not visible to Nancy). KIRK shuts up
Mitchy picks up the chocolates and bouquet of roses and hands them to Nancy the nurse.
Mitchy: Here, these are for you. A pretty woman like you deserves these everyday.
Mitchy and Nancy walk out of the room, while KIRK remain dumbfounded.
KIRK: Wha-what about me?!
KIRK yells and curses Mitchy and the Outcasts as the video ends.