HFWF: The Reboot VIII

[KIRK]

@El Dandy has been here a hot minute, buys some sketchers, and now thinks he is hot ****. I'll give the guy credit for being a tremendous puppermaster but the best thing El Dandy can do is get in people's way.

But as we always ask.. for what? For others to gain! Yay! Great plan. Or better yet... does El Dandy look like a guy with a plan?

KIRK (@KIRK)
Is that @El Dandy or @Scandale du Jour? #BothFugly

 

[KIRK]

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@El Dandy let’s go mother****er... besides don’t you have dress up as a lame ass robot? I find it hysterical that you’re using something that hasn’t been relevant since 1991. Blair witch? Hahahahahahahahaha you’re so cute.. real misery is being locked inside a box too small for a human to fit in while having Iggy Azaela play over and over until you mentally break.. but in your case I think you’d enjoy that song just too much. How much do you know about psychological torture, probably not all, so keep it up and I’ll show you something that even the CIA will **** their pants about..

KIRK (@KIRK)
I wouldn't wish this ******* lunatic on my worst enemy. (1/3)

KIRK (@KIRK)
I wouldn't wish this sociopath on the lowest piece of crap in the world. (2/3)

KIRK (@KIRK)
But I'll wish him on @El Dandy and enjoy a nice '53 Margaux while watching the slaughter. (3/3)

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Writing the show has begun.

 

[The Gongshow]

Gongshow/Pepper and Cor/Serac are ultimately filler matches for TV at this rate, and who even knows if HFWF goes through with Gongshow vs. Dr Pepper for fear of the injury. I wouldn't be surprised if they just write a screwy angle to get out of it and protect Dr. Pepper, or even have someone else step in for Dr Pepper as it ultimately means nothing now.

I feel like this is a waste of the champs time. I think I deserve the night of. I can sit back, relax and watch the tournament. Gotta have and keep a healthy champ @M.C.G. 31

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I feel like this is a waste of the champs time. I think I deserve the night of. I can sit back, relax and watch the tournament. Gotta have and keep a healthy champ @M.C.G. 31

MCG @M.C.G. 31
I’ll see you next week. Look forward to seeing your match vs. @Dr Pepper!

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Look at this old photo I found of @KIRK and @ColePens

 

[The Burdened]

*backwoods rambling*

We already fought, EoL. Remember? I wish I didn't tho, you were out of breath 5 minutes in and I strained a muscle in my back trying to carry you

You say you hate The Machine? Well based on the look of ya I can tell you do, in fact, hate various types of machines... like treadmills, or lat machines, heck could you not even manage to get a Smith machine in Bumble**** Saskatchewan or wherever it was you were hiding?

The fact that you're now focused on me ahead of your big match with the unpinned @UnrealMachine aka the one true beast of the HFWF, tells me that you know you've already lost.

Now, if you excuse me, I need to go watch this @The Catalyst video someone just linked me. Apparently he said he's going to change my world or something?

 

[The Gongshow]

MCG @M.C.G. 31
I’ll see you next week. Look forward to seeing your match vs. @Dr Pepper!

Champ @The_Gongshow

That's fine by me, but don't hold me responsible for what may happen to poor, hurt, Pep

Champ @The_Gonshow
@M.C.G. 31 why arent you returning anyone's calls? #TheMachine

Voice #38 @The_Gongshow
I hope @KIRK liked my present. Havent heard from him in a while. Maybe I'll pay him a visit

 

[The Burdened]

Look at this old photo I found of @KIRK and @ColePens

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best post in thread and I'm ashamed/jealous I didn't think of it first

 

[Falco Lombardi]

best post in thread and I'm ashamed/jealous I didn't think of it first

I was really kicking myself for not thinking of it sooner.

 

[KIRK]

best post in thread and I'm ashamed/jealous I didn't think of it first

Non kayfabe, I looked at the pic without seeing who posted it and legit said to myself 'where the hell did @El Dandy find that'.

Good work, @Falco Lombardi. Take a bow . . . (and I hope you still have the flu you SOB ).

 

[KIRK]

Champ @The_Gongshow

That's fine by me, but don't hold me responsible for what may happen to poor, hurt, Pep

Champ @The_Gonshow
@M.C.G. 31 why arent you returning anyone's calls? #TheMachine

Voice #38 @The_Gongshow
I hope @KIRK liked my present. Havent heard from him in a while. Maybe I'll pay him a visit

KIRK (@KIRK)
Never got a package. Are you sure you sent me something?

KIRK (@KIRK)
Apparently Voice #38 let Voice #27 address the package. As Voice #27 is so dumb he's as dumb as . . . okay, nobody is as dumb as @Scandale du Jour, but he's pretty ******* dumb . . . anyway, Voice #27 addressed the package to the wrong country.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Non kayfabe, I looked at the pic without seeing who posted it and legit said to myself 'where the hell did @El Dandy find that'.

Good work, @Falco Lombardi. Take a bow . . . (and I hope you still have the flu you SOB ).

I'll save my bows for my post match celebration after I beat @Fro

 

[Dr Pepper]

I'll save my bows for my post match celebration after I beat @Fro

Hmm.

Guess no bows, then?

Oh well, another time.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Idc how much y’all post btw when the show’s done I’ll start a new thread, so have your fun

 

[KIRK]

Hmm.

Guess no bows, then?

Oh well, another time.

Weren't you golden shoveled onto IR?

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Idc how much y’all post btw when the show’s done I’ll start a new thread, so have your fun

On that note there's a Smash Bros tournament taking place on LeftLeftRightRight that we'll have the recap for later featuring @Cor @Dr Pepper @El Dandy @Paris in Flames @The Catalyst @PeterSidorkiewicz @Mitchy and @SeidoN!

Spoiler alert: it went poorly for Paris

 

[Fro]

I'll save my bows for my post match celebration after I beat @Fro

Hmmmmm

 

[The Gongshow]

On that note there's a Smash Bros tournament taking place on LeftLeftRightRight that we'll have the recap for later featuring @Cor @Dr Pepper @El Dandy @Paris in Flames @The Catalyst @PeterSidorkiewicz @Mitchy and @SeidoN!

Spoiler alert: it went poorly for Paris

Stop dodging my calls and invite me. I ate your salad by accident one time and now you gonna leave your boy out? Smh

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

On that note there's a Smash Bros tournament taking place on LeftLeftRightRight that we'll have the recap for later featuring @Cor @Dr Pepper @El Dandy @Paris in Flames @The Catalyst @PeterSidorkiewicz @Mitchy and @SeidoN!

Spoiler alert: it went poorly for Paris

I haven’t even read anything yet and want this to be a regular segment

 

[End of Line]

Best you can do @El Dandy? Almost sounded as if someone from WWE wrote your script.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Weren't you golden shoveled onto IR?

It's a waiting game right now. Who knows.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Heard @El Dandy got some seats for Group A final day. Problem is they are up a bit high and he won’t be able to see the action very well. I think I’ll help him out. Get him a spot on the floor.

Spoiler

 

[The Burdened]

Almost sounded as if someone from WWE wrote your script.

ummm... is this supposed to be an insult?
They are the World Wide Leader in Sports Entertainment and about to be Emmy nominated!!!!

As one of the best sports entertainers in the world, I take that as a tremendous complement

(speaking of, you know I was offered a Legends contract by them even though I'm just entering my prime? Offered to put me in their HOF and everything. Thankfully someone talked me out of it and guided me back home to the HFWF.

I heard they made a play for you, too, EoL. Developmental was it? Your new name to be Lance Uppercut? Dancing gimmick?)