HFWF: The Reboot VIII

[Mitchy]

It truly is. It's over 1300 words. damn

 

[M.C.G. 31]

It truly is. It's over 1300 words. damn

Jesus that’s like a 10-15 minute match on TV lol

This dude wrote a full episode series for HFWF’s Youtube wow

 

[Mitchy]

Jesus that’s like a 10-15 minute match on TV lol

This dude wrote a full episode series for HFWF’s Youtube wow

I got carried away but now, I don't want to delete any of it. I guess I'll have to split it into 2 parts.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I got carried away but now, I don't want to delete any of it. I guess I'll have to split it into 2 parts.

Just post the whole thing.

I get it. You’re still mad about me screwing you out of the title at Kings of Wrestling and @The Gongshow winning the title before you. I didn’t want things to be this way, but I promise, I’ll make it right.

 

[Emperoreddy]

I wish Stash made a better friend, but glad to see him away from that low life @Disclose none the less.

also f*** all hospital food expect fish sticks.

 

[Disclose]

Luchlibreonline @luchaonline
HFWF EXCLUSIVE!

We see Disclose, Catrina and Brudda hanging at the old tenants’ house with the night off. Disclose is still trying to get an answer about his money, bananas, picture and rice cooker missing.
Catrina: Tranquilo Disclose. You know what happens when you take it personal….. you almost died at the hands of ColePens
Disclose: COLEPENS CANT HURT ME ANYMORE.....WHERE IS STASH AND WHAT THE HELL HAPENNED LAST WEEK?
Catrina: Again, Tranquilo! You’re only 2 points behind the leaders in your block. WE can still win this. WE’re so close, Disclose!
Disclose: maybe you’re right…

*Guadalupe shows up*
Lupita: Disclose, thank you for letting me live here. Its so much appreciated. You saved me from near inhuman conditions at Mr.ColePens castle.
Disclose: its not a castle… but thank you. All I can do for mi familia.
Lupita: Oh. it is a castle. I watch movies. That was a castle….
Disclose: …
Lupita: But….
Disclose: …. What…
Lupita: Someone went through my stuff and I cant find my yarn to do my knitting.
Catrina: I LOST MY NEEDLES AND MY KNITTING BOX TOO! FIND THE f***ING MONKEY!
*brudda is offended and pauses his video games*
Brudda: WHAT DID YOU CALLED ME?
Disclose: … oh my god. WHAT IS HAPPENING? SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT STASH!
Brudda: oh ok. Yeah…. where is Stash anyways? He DM me on facebook and asked for the Netflix password and I haven’t heard since.
Catrina: MY Netflix password???
Brudda: yeah well the one I have…. I would call him but I cant find my phone.
Disclose: ……oh no.
*Disclose calls Bruddas cellphone*
*Phone answers, You can hear KIRK giggling, Monkey noises and Dr. Phil yelling to turn their phones off during a meeting*
Brudda: Did someone answer??? Who has my phone.?
Disclose: …. Dude the monkey stole your f***ing phone too AND HE’S HANGING WITH KIRK!
Catrina: TRANQUILO DISCLOSE! WE GET THE NIGHT OFF! LETS WATCH HFWF! @Peter is gonna fight tonight!
Disclose: You’re right. Lets see this….

*Disclose sees Stash cuddling with KIRK eating bananas*
*Disclose gets up runs to the fridge and doesnt see his Bananas!*

Disclose: THAT PIECE OF CRAP! HE STOLE MY f***ING BANANAS AGAIN! PETERS RICE COOKER! BRUDDAS PHONE, MY SISTERS AND MANAGERS YARN AND NEEDLES… AND HE’S HANGING WITH THIS SON OF A BI--

*ColePens walks into the room and accepts a banana from Stahs too*

*Disclose turns the TV off and yells in Spanish to our cameramen to leave*

 

[The Burdened]

Creative Team @CreativeControl
1,300 words? Not too shabby @Mitchy I can't wait to see it!
I mean, it's not quite as impressive as the 1,302 word promo @Emperoreddy is doing on next week's TV:

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[Scandale du Jour]

OoC: The Stash and @KIRK bromance is hilarious.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Luchlibreonline @luchaonline
HFWF EXCLUSIVE!

We see Disclose, Catrina and Brudda hanging at the old tenants’ house with the night off. Disclose is still trying to get an answer about his money, bananas, picture and rice cooker missing.
Catrina: Tranquilo Disclose. You know what happens when you take it personal….. you almost died at the hands of ColePens
Disclose: COLEPENS CANT HURT ME ANYMORE.....WHERE IS STASH AND WHAT THE HELL HAPENNED LAST WEEK?
Catrina: Again, Tranquilo! You’re only 2 points behind the leaders in your block. WE can still win this. WE’re so close, Disclose!
Disclose: maybe you’re right…

*Guadalupe shows up*
Lupita: Disclose, thank you for letting me live here. Its so much appreciated. You saved me from near inhuman conditions at Mr.ColePens castle.
Disclose: its not a castle… but thank you. All I can do for mi familia.
Lupita: Oh. it is a castle. I watch movies. That was a castle….
Disclose: …
Lupita: But….
Disclose: …. What…
Lupita: Someone went through my stuff and I cant find my yarn to do my knitting.
Catrina: I LOST MY NEEDLES AND MY KNITTING BOX TOO! FIND THE ****ING MONKEY!
*brudda is offended and pauses his video games*
Brudda: WHAT DID YOU CALLED ME?
Disclose: … oh my god. WHAT IS HAPPENING? SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT STASH!
Brudda: oh ok. Yeah…. where is Stash anyways? He DM me on facebook and asked for the Netflix password and I haven’t heard since.
Catrina: MY Netflix password???
Brudda: yeah well the one I have…. I would call him but I cant find my phone.
Disclose: ……oh no.
*Disclose calls Bruddas cellphone*
*Phone answers, You can hear KIRK giggling, Monkey noises and Dr. Phil yelling to turn their phones off during a meeting*
Brudda: Did someone answer??? Who has my phone.?
Disclose: …. Dude the monkey stole your ****ing phone too AND HE’S HANGING WITH KIRK!
Catrina: TRANQUILO DISCLOSE! WE GET THE NIGHT OFF! LETS WATCH HFWF! @Peter is gonna fight tonight!
Disclose: You’re right. Lets see this….

*Disclose sees Stash cuddling with KIRK eating bananas*
*Disclose gets up runs to the fridge and doesnt see his Bananas!*

Disclose: THAT PIECE OF CRAP! HE STOLE MY ****ING BANANAS AGAIN! PETERS RICE COOKER! BRUDDAS PHONE, MY SISTERS AND MANAGERS YARN AND NEEDLES… AND HE’S HANGING WITH THIS SON OF A BI--

*ColePens walks into the room and accepts a banana from Stahs too*

*Disclose turns the TV off and yells in Spanish to our cameramen to leave*

Creative Team @CreativeControl
1,300 words? Not too shabby @Mitchy I can't wait to see it!
I mean, it's not quite as impressive as the 1,302 word promo @Emperoreddy is doing on next week's TV:

Spoiler

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I’m f***ing crying even tho Disclose tagged the wrong Peter

 

[Serac]

When are we getting a CM Punk character, to truly grammar slam Eddy ?

 

[Mitchy]

HFWF YOUTUBE EXCLUSIVE

WARNING: VERY LONG

Spoiler

2 weeks earlier...

The video begins with an establishing shot showing a hospital!

The video now moves to the inside of the hospital, where a room is shown. A man can be heard yelling, "Nurse, I want some more chocolate milk! NURSEEEEEEE!" The camera slowly pans to a bed and the man is shown to be @KIRK! KIRK is lying on his bed and looking extremely frustrated.

KIRK: NURSE! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE MILK AND I WANT IT NOW!

KIRK is now tearing up, realizing what bad fortune has fallen upon him.

KIRK: Why won't anyone in this damn place listen to me? Am I really thought of as that lowly? Am I really that big of a piece of shit?

KIRK is now full on crying with his hands to his face.

Suddenly, a knock his heard on his door. KIRK's emotions change quick and he's now giddy as a drunken sailor. He can practically taste that beautiful, delicious, chocolatey chocolate mik! He's already had 14 today, but another one never hurts!

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KIRK: Yes, Nurse, please come innnnnnn!

The door opens and KIRK's smile quickly turns upside down and KIRK is now trembling and quivering with fear.

Spoiler

A man wearing a hood is shown. His face not visible.

KIRK: You- you're not supposed to be here!

KIRK is now bawling like a baby again as the man approaches closer. His face still not visible.

KIRK: Intruder! Intruder! NURSE! NURSE! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME! Please, let me live. I got a family!

The man finally takes off his hood. It's @Mitchy! He has a smile on his face and is looking at KIRK dead in the eyes. He doesn't say a word as he approaches KIRK.

KIRK is completely losing it now. He can't hold it in and is letting out scream after scream.

Spoiler

KIRK: I didn't mean any of things I did to you before! That wasn't me! It was @ColePens! It was him! He brainwashed me! PLEASE MITCHY, LET ME LIVE! I GOT A FAMILY!

Mitchy is now at the edge of KIRK's bed. Still silent.

KIRK knows he's f***ed and tearfully tries to appease Mitchy.

KIRK: Oh, Mitchy, please! I think you're the future of this business! I think you should be the HFWF Champion! You should be the All Class Champion! You should be the Tag Team Champions all by yourself! YOU'RE MAGIC FREAKING MITCH! YOU DESERVE THE WORLD! PLEASE LET ME LIVE!

Mitchy finally starts talking and he doesn't look pleased

Mitchy: Shut up, you imbecile! You're going to get us caught. Shut your mouth and listen to me. It's important.

Mitchy quickly goes to the door and looks outside to see if anyone has heard Kirk's cries.

Mitchy looks relieved. He comes back into the room, closes the door and slides a chair to KIRK's bed. Mitchy sits beside KIRK.

Mitchy: Calm the hell down, you walrus. I'm not here to hurt you.

KIRK is SHOCKED at Mitchy's revelation.

KIRK: You- you're not?!

Mitchy: No, really, I'm not. I'll prove it to you.

Mitchy runs outside and quickly back in. He has something in his hands. It's a huge carton of chocolate milk! From KIRK's favourite brand, nonetheless!

Mitchy: Here. I heard you love chocolate milk, so I thought you'd bring you some.

KIRK instantly grabs the massive carton of chocolate milk and chugs it down in one gulp.

Mitchy is just staring at KIRK in both shock and disgust, wondering how it's possible for a man to do that.

Meanwhile, KIRK, now looks happy as a dog who gets a snack. He lets out a GIGANTIC burp and looks at Mitchy with great fondness.

KIRK: Why thank you, Mitchy! How very kind of you!

Mitchy: I'm happy you liked it. Now maybe there's something you could do for me.

KIRK is now looking scared again wondering what Mitchy has in store for him.

KIRK: Sure, Mitchy, ol' pal. Anything for you.

Mitchy: Good.

Mitchy now sighs and looks up at the ceiling. He looks to be in great stress.

Mitchy: Look, I need your help. It's something...it's something embarrassing, ok? Here let me just show it you.

Mitchy runs outside again and back in quickly. He has hands behind his back as he approaches KIRK. He brings his hands forward and reveals a bouquet of roses on one hand and a box of chocolates on the other.

KIRK looks shocked at what Mitchy's brought.

KIRK: Mitchy, I am a married man. I'll take the chocolates though.

As KIRK tries to grab the chocolates, Mitchy moves them back.

Mitchy: These aren't for you, you idiot. Why the hell would you thin- nevermind. Look, I'm in a bit of jam and I didn't know who else to come to, so I came to you.

KIRK looks greatly offended that the gifts weren't for him, while Mitchy looks very stressed and lets out a deep breath as he sits back on the chair.

Mitchy: I-I don't know how else to say it, but I really like Cathy. Like a lot. I think she's cute. She's funny. She makes me laugh. She brightens up my day whenever I see her. When she smiles, I smile. I think about her all day. I-I-I think I'm in love, man.

KIRK's jaw has dropped to the floor and he's speechless.

KIRK: What do you think I am? A relationship expert? Get the hell out of my room and don't come back. NURSE! NURSE! We've got an idiot in here!

Mitchy: Please, Kirk. Look, I got you your favourite milk. Think of how highly I think of you to come to you for this. You're the man who guided ColePens to a world championship. Come on KIRK, do me a favour, will you?

Mitchy gives KIRK puppy eyes, while KIRK grits his teeth, shaking his head, contemplating what to do.

KIRK: Ah, f*** it. Fine, but only if bring me 20 cartons of chocolate milk every day.

Mitchy: Deal.

KIRK: Alright, alright. Well, let me start off by saying everyone knows I'm a ladies' man, but I'm also a happily married man!

Mitchy: How come your wife never visits you.

KIRK: Shut up! Anyway, like I was saying, you came to the right place. I know everything about women and the keys to their heart. Wait a second, doesn't @Serac like her?

Mitchy: Yeahhhhh, about that. This is why I really came to you. I couldn't say this to @SeidoN and especially @Serac, because I was embarrassed and didn't want to betray them. You're the last person I wanted to come to, but I was desperate.

KIRK: That's a big yikes from me, Mitchy, but I'll help you for the chocolate milk. Now listen, this what you do.

Suddenly, a nurse walks in.

Nurse: Here's your chocolate milk, KIRK. I gotta be honest with you, KIRK, we're running out of this fast. I'm not sure how much longer the supply will last. Who's this?

Mitchy looks up to see the nurse and has a huge smile on his face.

Mitchy: I'm, I'm in love. I mean Mitchy!

KIRK: Nancy, this is my nephew, Mitchell. Mitchell was just telling me how-

Mitchy: I was telling him how I saw this beautiful nurse and just had to know her name. Nancy. What a lovely name.

KIRK's jaw once again drops as he can't believe what he's saying.

Mitchy: My "uncle" was just telling me how you wanted to be in a relationship. What a coincidence!

KIRK: I DID NO-

Before KIRK can finish, Mitchy gives a slight kick to KIRK (not visible to Nancy). KIRK shuts up

Mitchy picks up the chocolates and bouquet of roses and hands them to Nancy the nurse.

Mitchy: Here, these are for you. A pretty woman like you deserves these everyday.

Mitchy and Nancy walk out of the room, while KIRK remain dumbfounded.

KIRK: Wha-what about me?!

KIRK yells and curses Mitchy and the Outcasts as the video ends.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I’m f***ing DEAD

 

[M.C.G. 31]

MCG @M.C.G. 31
What the hell is going on around this place these days...

 

[Emperoreddy]

What’s happening is a serious f***ing lack of fish sticks in the locker room.

I shouldn’t have to go to the hospital to get a decent snack around here.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

What’s happening is a serious ****ing lack of fish sticks in the locker room.

I shouldn’t have to go to the hospital to get a decent snack around here.

MCG @M.C.G. 31
You weren’t even supposed to be there, you’re banned for your constant cursing! You made a newborn baby cry, and last I heard, an old person dropped dead at the pure shock at your rate of using the phrase “f*** EM!” I think I was told that old dude’s name was Connor. You dick.

 

[Emperoreddy]

MCG @M.C.G. 31
You weren’t even supposed to be there, you’re banned for your constant cursing! You made a newborn baby cry, and last I heard, an old person dropped dead at the pure shock at your rate of using the phrase “**** EM!” I think I was told that old dude’s name was Connor. You dick.

F*** ‘EM. That old dude was hogging all the fish sticks.

 

[Disclose]

I’m ****ing crying even tho Disclose tagged the wrong Peter

( -i didnt mean to tag anyone. just an habit of typing @ Peter, cuz the full thing is stupid and i still dont know how to spell it... lol
-The Mitchy thing WOW.
-we need an angle where Kirk becomes GM and we all go to his office and bother him.)

 

[Falco Lombardi]

@SeidoN gonna reveal being in a relationship with Cathy the whole time 5 episodes of BTO from now.

 

[SeidoN]

@SeidoN gonna reveal being in a relationship with Cathy the whole time 5 episodes of BTO from now.

Delete this.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Non-kayfabe, I'm setting even money odds that @Disclose can read tonight's show without dying.

Non-kayfabe, @The Catalyst . . . PM me a pic of the sweater ASAP.

Non-kayfabe . . . @M.C.G. 31 . . . I knew what was coming, and it didn't even matter . . .

 

[ColePens]

Dude... the creativity in this thread.

Fire.

 

[The Gongshow]

Just post the whole thing.

I get it. You’re still mad about me screwing you out of the title at Kings of Wrestling and @The Gongshow winning the title before you. I didn’t want things to be this way, but I promise, I’ll make it right.

Everyone knows @Mitchy cant hack it. Everyone claims hes the future of this business but what has he really done?

Outnumbered attacks with his goon squad, couldnt win the title under the big lights. 0 title history or accomplishments...

I wasnt lying when I said I WAS THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY! now I'm its world Heavyweight champion. A champion this company can actually rely on. Fro's body gave out on him, ColePens ran out of friends and favours, AC held the title for all of 22 hours..

At this point Mitchy will be lucky enough to get a match on the pre-show.

The Gongshow Era is upon us. #GetUsedToIt

 

[ColePens]

Like seriously... what are we doing? Let's start a company for real.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

HFWF WEEKLY 76
June 11, 2020

- Opening video. G1 hype.

MATCH 1 - @UnrealMachine vs. @Dr Pepper - Block B Round Robin
- The bell rings and Pepper charges with a running knee in the corner. Pepper clobbers away at Unreal as the crowd pops for these two to have a hard hitting hoss battle. UnrealMachine turns Pepper in the corner and hits him with repeated shoulder blocks in the corner. Unreal sends Pepper into the opposite corner and charges, but Pepper gets the boots up. Pepper hits hard punches to the gut and then hits hard forearm smashes. Pepper sends Unreal off the ropes and misses a clothesline, and UNREAL DARTS BACK FOR A SPEAR, BUT PEPPER GETS THE KNEE UP IN UNREAL'S FACE! Dr Pepper off the ropes and he connects with a big leg drop. Dr Pepper pops up and follows up with two big elbow drops for a count of two. Dr Pepper keeps UnrealMachine grounded with a front facelock, but Unreal uses his brute strength to force his way up, and Unreal picks the leg of Pepper and takes him down to the mat. UnrealMachine unloads on Pepper with hard punches on the mat as Pepper tries covering up. Pepper rolls UnrealMachine over and lays into him with hard punches and forearms on the mat now. UnrealMachine tosses Pepper to the side and kicks him out to the floor.
- Unreal goes out to the apron, and UNREAL WITH A SINGLE ARM AX HANDLE TO THE BACK OF PEPPER AS HE JUMPS OFF THE APRON! UnrealMachine hits headbutts to Dr Pepper and then sends him towards the guardrail, but Pepper counters! Unreal stops short of the guardrail and turns, but DR PEPPER CHARGES AND HITS A HUGE SINGLE LEG RUNNING DROPKICK TO SEND UNREALMACHINE BACK INTO THE GUARDRAIL! The crowd pops big as Dr Pepper gets up and plays to the crowd. Dr Pepper rolls into the ring and measures up UnrealMachine. DR PEPPER OFF THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM AND HITS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY ON THE FLOOR! Unreal sits up and shakes the cobwebs loose as the fans pop and commentary puts over this hard hitting battle. UnrealMachine tosses Pepper into the ring and Unreal re-enters. He stalks the body of Pepper before going down to mount him, but Dr Pepper rolls it over. Dr Pepper hits hard forearm smashes again, and DR PEPPER TRIES A DEADLIFTING SUPLEX TO UNREALMACHINE, BUT UNREAL IS TOO HEAVY... UNREAL IS ON HIS FEET, AND HE HITS A SNAP SUPLEX ON DR PEPPER!
- Unreal pops up and laughs at Pepper's failed attempt to use his strength. UNREALMACHINE DEAD LIFTS DR PEPPER UP OFF THE MAT AND HITS A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX! UnrealMachine laughs and taunts. He hits another German suplex. He hits four more German suplexes as commentary puts over his strength. UnrealMachine sets up in the corner and measures up Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper slowly gets up, and UNREALMACHINE CHARGES FOR A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK, BUT DR PEPPER MOVES AND UNREALMACHINE CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! The fans pop big as Dr Pepper staggers towards the middle of the ring. UnrealMachine staggers out of the corner... AND DR PEPPER WITH A BIG RUNNING BIG BOOT ON UNREALMACHINE!!! DR PEPPER FOR THE COVER.... BUT UNREALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF! Dr Pepper gets up selling and he measures up UnrealMachine again. Unreal gets up along the ropes, and DR PEPPER WITH A BIG RUNNING BIG BOOT KNOCKS UNREAL OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR! Dr Pepper stands tall in the ring as the fans are buzzing, and then he measures up UnrealMachine... AND DR PEPPER HITS THE SUICIDE DIVE WITH SUCCESS THIS TIME!!! Dr Pepper runs back into the ring, and HE HITS A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE ON UNREALMACHINE!
- Dr Pepper rolls UnrealMachine into the ring, and Dr Pepper climbs up top, and DR PEPPER WIPES OUT UNREALMACHINE WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE TOP! DR PEPPER FOR THE COVER, UNREALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Dr Pepper sets up in the corner now... AND DR PEPPER FOR THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE, BUT UNREAL CATCHES HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT! UnrealMachine clocks Dr Pepper with a STIFF clothesline, knocking him down! UnrealMachine mounts Dr Pepper and he unloads with a flurry of punches and elbows to the head of Dr Pepper as he tries covering up. UnrealMachine looks pissed, and HE DEADLIFTS DR PEPPER UP OFF THE MAT AND HITS A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX! UnrealMachine screams out to the crowd to boos as he sets up in the corner now... AND UNREALMACHINE HITS A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK IN THE CORNER ON DR PEPPER! Dr Pepper staggers out, and UNREALMACHINE OFF THE ROPES, BUT DR PEPPER CUTS HIM OFF, HE SCOOPS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS DR PEPPER GOES FOR THE PIN.... BUT UNREALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!! The crowd is going WILD as Dr Pepper sets up in the corner. UnrealMachine slowly gets up... DISCUS CLOTHESLINE... BUT UNREALMACHINE DODGES AND LIFTS PEPPER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AND THE F5 CONNECTS!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE WIN!!!

RESULT: UnrealMachine def. Dr Pepper via pin @ 13:00.

Post-match: The fans give a mixed reaction as UnrealMachine sits up. He stands tall with his arms raised in the air as the commentary team puts over that hard hitting battle, and puts over the G1 for giving matches we wouldn't ordinarily see. We see highlights. We come back live and see UnrealMachine sell the effects of the match on the top of the stage. He looks back into the ring as Pepper sits up staring up at UnrealMachine. UnrealMachine smirks and walks behind the curtain.

FTR THEN HITS THE RING THROUGH THE CROWD AND ATTACK DR PEPPER! It's a two one one attack, but quickly, @jbell886 runs down! The two teams brawl. @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames quickly join the fray and three teams are brawling around now! The three teams all brawl before Dr Pepper & Jbell escape with their belts, and FTR and Bon/Paris eventually brawl around before Bon & Paris retreat, leaving FTR standing tall in the ring and staring down the tag champs on the ramp.

PRE-TAPE - @El Dandy is shown. He's re-watching Legendary AC's promo from last week. He looks to the camera and starts laughing dramatically. He says such big words from a man like Legendary AC. It's almost as if Legendary AC had a World Title reign worth talking about... but wait, he didn't. He won it... and he lost it 5 days later. El Dandy shakes his head while clapping his lips together. He says Legendary AC chokes under the pressure... same old AC. El Dandy says he can't wait to see AC again.

HOSPITAL - We see @ColePens walking down the halls of the hospital. Suddenly, we hear screaming from behind him down the hall, and "****" is repeatedly shouted out. @Emperoreddy is pushed out of a room, and it appears as if someone's mom tells him to never come visit their child again. The door is shut in Emp's face as ColePens looks back confused. Emp turns and sees Cole, and asks him what the **** he's looking at. Cole turns and walks off, and Emp screams through the door, "'**** YOUR KID'S FOOD, ANYWAYS, IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS THOSE FISH STICKS LAST WEEK!" Emp walks in the opposite direction and disappears as ColePens is confused and shakes his head. He continues, and he walks into @KIRK's room, but is frozen in horror at what he says. "What the hell," mutters ColePens, as the camera turns to reveal KIRK AND STASH THE MONKEY CUDDLING! ColePens closes the door, and KIRK just now hears him and greets ColePens. Stash wakes up and he starts making loud noises, furiously pointing at Cole, but KIRK calms Stash down and tells Stash that Cole is trying to improve just like KIRK has. ColePens tells KIRK to stop being a ***** and get out of this hospital bed. KIRK says he's having so much fun, though. Stash visits him, they feed him, they bathe him, he has an unlimited supply of bananas, and KIRK then reaches back to show ColePens what he and Stash made, and KIRK REVEALS THAT HE AND STASH MADE HAND-KNITTED MATCHING SWEATERS, WITH KIRK AND STASH'S FACE INSIDE A HEART ON THEM! ColePens is confused as hell and puts his hands on his face in disbelief. ColePens tells KIRK he doesn't know what the hell has happened, but he needs KIRK to stop being a ***** and to get up so they can work this stuff out. KIRK says he's not going without Stash. Cole says to stop being ridiculous and that Stash is just a monkey. KIRK shouts at Cole, telling him Stash is MORE than just a monkey, but he's a lifesaver. KIRK says Stash has made him happy and he only goes if Stash comes along. Cole says he's not taking Stash. KIRK insists that he and Stash are a package deal. Cole shakes his head, but when he turns back, he sees STASH OFFERING A BANANA TO HIM! Cole is frozen and doesn't want to, but KIRK tells him to take it because they're delicious. Cole slowly grabs the banana, and Stash then hands KIRK a banana. Stash and KIRK hold their bananas out to Cole for a cheers, and Cole plays along. KIRK and Stash smile, and start feeding each other their bananas instead of feeding themselves as Cole lowers his eyebrows in confusion. He takes a bite of the banana Stash gave him, and his expression changes, saying that these bananas are damn good. Cole looks back at KIRK and Stash feeding each other and cuddling and gets disgusted again. Cole leaves as KIRK and Stash are only paying attention to themselves.

MATCH 2 - @El Dandy vs. @End of Line - Block B Round Robin
- Commentary hypes these two HFWF originals and their brief history tied together. They go to lockup and EoL throws Dandy back. End of Line smiles as he mutters "machine" to El Dandy. They go to lockup again, but End of Line backs Dandy into the corner and hits him with hard reverse elbows. End of Line sends Dandy across the ring with a big throw. End of Line charges for a splash in the corner, but El Dandy moves. Dandy hits hard rights to End of Line, but End of Line pushes Dandy off. Dandy charges back but eats a big clothesline from End of Line. End of Line plays to the crowd to a big pop and then pulls Dandy up against the ropes and hits him with forearms to the chest. End of Line hits hard headbutts to El Dandy and tosses him across the ring again. End of Line hits a big splash in the corner on El Dandy now and then runs off the ropes, but El Dandy cuts him off with a beautiful dropkick. El Dandy sells on the canvas, and then Dandy unloads with a flurry of punches to End of Line on the mat. El Dandy stomps away and kicks him to the apron, and El Dandy then runs off the ropes and baseball slides End of Line off the apron and to the floor. El Dandy sets up along the ropes. End of Line gets up, and EL DANDY FOR A PLANCHA OVER THE TOP, BUT END OF LINE CATCHES HIM AND THEN DROPS HIM ON THE FLOOR WITH A SWINGING SIDE SLAM!!!
- The crowd pops big as End of Line plays to the crowd. End of Line laughs. He pulls El Dandy up and hits him with hard headbutts. End of Line pulls El Dandy up for a suplex, and END OF LINE THROWS EL DANDY ON THE APRON WITH A SUPLEX THROW! End of Line drapes Dandy over the apron and hits him with blows to the chest. End of Line up on the apron, and END OF LINE HITS A RUNNING SENTON TO EL DANDY ON THE RING APRON TO A BIG REACTION! Dandy rolls around the canvas selling the impact as even End of Line sells. End of Line rolls into the ring, and END OF LINE HITS ANOTHER RUNNING SENTON ON EL DANDY! COVER GETS A TWO AND A HALF! End of Line laughs, and talks trash to El Dandy about the machine. End of Line sits Dandy up and hits him with clobbering forearms across the side of the face. End of Line pulls Dandy up and throws him into the corner. He unloads with hard slaps to the chest. He sends El Dandy into the opposite corner and charges, but El Dandy gets his boot up. End of Line backs away, Dandy is up on the middle turnbuckle, and EL DANDY JUMPS OFF BUT HE JUMPS INTO A BIG CLOTHESLINE FROM END OF LINE! End of Line laughs as he taunts over the body of El Dandy.
- End of Line goes up to the middle turnbuckle and poses to the crowd. El Dandy gets up to his feet, and END OF LINE JUMPS OFF THE TOP, BUT EL DANDY CATCHES HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK OUT OF MID-AIR! End of Line falls back into the corner, and El Dandy unloads on him with a flurry of strikes now. El Dandy boots away at him now and is pulled off the referee before the count of four. EL DANDY OFF THE ROPES, AND HE HITS A BIG SUPER KNEE TO THE SIDE OF END OF LINE'S HEAD, KNOCKING HIM OUT TO THE APRON TO A BIG REACTION! El Dandy measures up End of Line as he pulls himself up on the apron, and EL DANDY SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT END OF LINE CUTS HIM OFF OUT OF MID-AIR WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE APRON TO A BIG REACTION! End of Line turns to the crowd to a big pop on the apron and then climbs up top. End of Line measures up El Dandy, and END OF LINE LEAPS OFF THE TOP FOR AN ELBOW DROP, BUT EL DANDY MOVES! They slowly reset, and El Dandy unloads with a flurry of strikes and hits a back kick to the gut. El Dandy off the ropes, but End of Line looks for a boot, but Dandy dodges, and EL DANDY OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A SPRINGBOARD ATTACK, BUT END OF LINE CATCHES HIM, BUT DANDY FIGHTS FREE AND HITS A SNAP HALF NELSON SUPLEX!
- End of Line on his knees from the momentum, and El Dandy hits a running boot off the ropes. El Dandy off the ropes, and he hits a big elbow drop. El Dandy backs to the ropes and measures up End of Line, and DANDY LOOKS FOR A RUNNING KNEE, BUT END OF LINE MOVES! End of Line looks for a sidewalk slam, but El Dandy flips through, and EL DANDY WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER! El Dandy is up in the corner, and he goes up on the middle turnbuckle. End of Line slowly gets up, and EL DANDY JUMPS OFF FOR A TORNADO DDT, BUT END OF LINE CATCHES HIM, HOLDS HIM, AND READJUSTS FOR A SUPLEX, BUT EL DANDY COUNTERS IT! El Dandy off the ropes and EL DANDY DROPS END OF LINE WITH A TORNADO DDT! El Dandy grabs End of Line, and EL DANDY LOOKS FOR THE DR. WILY BOMB, BUT HE CAN'T DEADLIFT END OF LINE'S WEIGHT... AND END OF LINE TURNS IT INTO A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! End of Line on his knees and he now goes into the corner and leans back. End of Line spider walks, and END OF LINE GRABS EL DANDY FOR THE OVERKILL, BUT EL DANDY BREAKS FREE! EL DANDY CHARGES AND HE AND END OF LINE GO THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!
- Both men are exchanging strikes on the floor. End of Line misses an uppercut and eats a boot to the face from El Dandy, but END OF LINE FIRES BACK AND HE GRABS EL DANDY AND DROPS HIM ON THE FLOOR WITH A URANGE! End of Line takes a moment, and END OF LINE CHARGES FOR A RUNNING SENTON, BUT EL DANDY MOVES AND END OF LINE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR HARD! Both men slowly get up, and End of Line, clearly in pain, TURNS AND END OF LINE CHARGES TO ATTACK EL DANDY, BUT EL DANDY MOVES AND END OF LINE CRASHES INTO THE RING STEPS! El Dandy leans against the guardrail as End of Line sells on the floor off the impact, and he hears the count of 8... EL DANDY ROLLS INTO THE RING... AND THE REFEREE COUNTS OUT END OF LINE! WOW! EL DANDY ESCAPES WITH THE WIN!

RESULT: El Dandy def. End of Line via countout @ 14:00.

Post-match: The fans boo as El Dandy celebrates in the ring, and then calls for someone. @The Gongshow COMES OUT TO HUGE HEAT! The Gongshow taunts End of Line as he holds the World Title in his face, but End of Line starts laughing, which startles Gongshow... AND END OF LINE POPS UP AND GRABS THE GONGSHOW FOR AN OVERKILL ON THE FLOOR, BUT EL DANDY PUTS A STOP TO THAT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE THROUGH THE ROPES! El Dandy and The Gongshow attack End of Line, and now, @UnrealMachine & @Scandale du Jour RUN OUT! They join in and The Machine is now ambushing End of Line on the floor. They clear off the announce table, and UNREALMACHINE AND SCANDALE LIFT END OF LINE UP AND THROW HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AT RINGSIDE TO A HUGE REACTION THAT TURNS TO BOOS! El Dandy, UnrealMachine, Scandale du Jour & The Gongshow stand tall, Gongshow holding up his World Title, to huge heat from the crowd.

PRE-TAPE - @Serac is shown. He hypes his match with Legendary AC tonight. He says he grew up watching AC and following his career including in the original HFWF, but this is a new era, and Serac is stepping up. He says tonight he pins the legendary one. He turns his attention to The Gongshow, reminding him of who pinned him a couple of weeks ago. Serac says he's looking at big things just like his brothers in The Outcasts are. He says he's looking at winning the G1... looking at challenging for that World Title... all of it.

MATCH 3 - @jbell886 vs. @PeterSidorkiewicz - Block B Round Robin
- Quick exchange in the center where Jbell throws Peter off. They meet again, and Jbell swats Peter away again. Jbell grabs him and tosses him across the ring. Jbell charges to crush Peter in the corner, but Peter moves. Peter unloads with strikes and chops to the chest, but Jbell pushes him off. Peter charges for a splash, but Jbell moves. Jbell holds Peter and looks for a chop, but Peter moves. Peter stomps away at Jbell and then punches him. Peter sends Jbell into the opposite corner and charges, but Jbell moves. Peter runs up to the top and backflips back onto his feet, but JBELL RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS PETER WITH A BIG RUNNING HEADBUTT! Jbell off the ropes hits running headbutts to Peter on the canvas, quick pin gets a one count. Peter sits up and Jbell hits hard elbows to the traps and neck of Peter. Jbell forces Peter up and hits him with hard reverse elbows into the corner. Jbell seats Peter up on the top turnbuckle and Jbell hits headbutts to get control. Jbell climbs up top, but Peter hits hard punches to fight back. Peter slams Jbell's head down, and PETER SUNSET FLIPS OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROPS JBELL WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!! PETER FOR THE COVER.... JBELL KICKS OUT AT TWO!
- Peter gets up and measures up Jbell in the corner now for a quick victory. Jbell is up in the corner, PETER CHARGES, BUT JBELL EXPLODES OUT AND HITS PETER WITH A BIG SPEAR! Jbell pulls Peter up and sends him into the corner. He hits hard shoulder blocks to Peter, and then carries him out of the corner for a spinebuster, but Peter counters into a roll up, but Jbell kicks out at two. Both men are up, and Peter hits a dropkick to Jbell, sending him back to the ropes. Peter hits another dropkick. Peter charges again, but Jbell lifts Peter up and over on the apron. Jbell turns and Peter hits a forearm smash. PETER FOR A SPRINGBOARD SUNSET FLIP, BUT JBELL REMAINS ON HIS FEET! Jbell grabs Peter by his head and pulls him up... UP SO HIGH IN THE AIR THAT JBELL CATCHES PETER ON HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM WITH A BIG POWERBOMB!!!! JBELL FOR THE COVER.... PETER GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF! Jbell holds his hand up to a mixed reaction. Jbell holds Peter up and backs him into the corner... JBELL FOR THE MASSIVE CHOP, BUT PETER MOVES... AND PETER TURNS BACK FOR A BIG HELLUVA KICK!!!! PETER PULLS JBELL OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROPS HIM WITH THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! PETER FOR THE COVER..... AND PETER PICKS UP THE VICTORY!!!

RESULT: PeterSidorkiewicz def. Jbell via pin @ 7:00.

Post-match: The fans pop as Peter gets up and celebrates his win. Suddenly, FTR HITS THE RING NOW! THEY LEAVE PETER BE, BUT THEY AMBUSH JBELL! SHATTER MACHINE HITS! Dawson & Wilder stand tall, and stare at Peter, who's up on the ramp.

PRE-TAPE - @Falco Lombardi is shown. He talks about how satisfying it was to drop @Fro on his ass last week and looks forward to doing it again, and again, and again. Falco Lombardi says the difference between himself & Fro is that he knows how to work through pain, and knows how to manage it, whereas Fro crumples under pressure. Falco says his shoulder is 10000%. He claims to be more durable, more tenacious, more persevere, and just flat out better.

PRE-TAPE - @Cor is shown on a movie set. He hypes the remainder of the G1 tournament, and guarantees he and Falco are going to win their respective blocks. He says they respect The Outcasts, but let's be real: Cor & Falco are the best things going in the HFWF. Cor says it will be an all Best Friend G1 finale at Kings of Wrestling, and one will win the whole tournament, but together, along with the briefcase, they're going to take back their tag titles, and then gobble up the rest of the championship gold in the HFWF.

HYPE - Block A matches next week: SeidoN vs. Paris in Flames, Scandale du Jour vs. Fro, BonMorrison vs. ColePens & Mitchy vs. Disclose.

MATCH 4 - @The Catalyst vs. @Serac - Block B Round Robin
- They shake hands as the fans pop when the bell rings. They circle to feel each other out. They meet in the middle for a test of strength, and AC gets the advantage. He takes Serac down to his knees, but Serac drop toeholds AC and takes him down. Serac quickly transitions to a front face lock. AC works his way up, and he turns into a hammerlock. He locks in a headlock now. Serac tries backing AC off the ropes, but AC holds onto the hold. AC drops to a knee to wrench on the headlock. AC with a headlock takeover now. Serac tries a head scissors, but AC slips his head out of it. AC applies pressure on the mat. Serac tries getting out of it, but AC keeps it locked in. Serac eventually powers up to his feet and backs AC to the ropes to push him off again, but AC holds onto the headlock again. AC shakes his head as Serac refuses to allow himself to be grounded. Suddenly, SERAC ROLLS OVER, BREAKING FREE, AND HE GRABS A BRIDGING FUJIWARA ARMBAR OUT OF THE HEADLOCK TO A BIG POP!!! AC QUICKLY SCURRIES AND GETS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES TO BREAK THE HOLD AS THE FANS POP FOR THE EXCHANGE AND SUDDENNESS. Serac releases and gets to his feet, and shows AC how close he was.
- AC gets up and doesn't look too pleased, but nods in acknowledgement. He and Serac circle again and approach, they lockup, and AC now hits a knee to the gut of Serac. AC clobbers at the back of Serac and then sends him off the ropes, but AC misses a clothesline and Serac fires back with a big flying elbow to knock AC down! Serac with a heel kick! AC pops up, and Serac with a spinning heel kick now! AC gets up on the ropes, and Serac charges with a forearm smash. Serac off the ropes, but AC follows with a knee to the gut of Serac on the ropes. AC off the ropes now, but Serac follows with a knee to the gut on the ropes of his own now. Serac turns to run off the ropes, but senses AC following behind, so SERAC STOPS SHORT AND HITS AC WITH A HARD FOREARM SMASH TO A BIG REACTION!!! WHAT SCOUTING AND ADJUSTING BY SERAC! AC BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND AC HITS SERAC WITH A REBOUNDING CLOTHESLINE TO A BIG POP! Both men are down after a rough opening moments in this battle as the fans applaud. They shake the cobwebs loose and exchange forearm smashes in the middle of the ring. Serac eventually unloads with a flurry to back AC to the ropes. Serac unloads with repeated kicks to the torso, and then tries to whip AC off the ropes, but AC COUNTERS, PULLING SERAC IN AND HITTING A SNAP NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
- AC gets up and AC hits a running dropkick to knock Serac through the ropes and to the floor. AC measures up Serac, and AC OFF THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT SERAC CUTS HIM OFF WITH A PUNCH! AC is draped over the middle rope. Serac on the apron hits AC with a running boot to the side of the head, and AC now turns and is draped facing upwards over the middle rope. Serac sees this, he leaps over the top rope and back into the ring, and then SERAC LEAPS BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE TO ATTEMPT A SLINGSHOT LEGDROP TO THE DRAPING AC ON THE APRON, BUT AC RE-ENTERS THE RING TO AVOID IT! Serac gets his footing under him on the apron to stop his impact, but LEGENDARY AC HITS A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH OVER THE TOP ROPE TO KNOCK SERAC DOWN ON THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR AS AC LANDS ON THE FLOOR AS WELL TO A BIG REACTION FROM THE CROWD! Legendary AC plays to the crowd. Legendary AC pulls Serac up and talks some trash, telling him that he's the legend, he's the teacher, and class is in session. Serac unloads with punches to the gut to fight back, but AC fires off with knees to the gut, LEGENDARY AC WHIPS SERAC INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Legendary AC charges, but Serac moves! AC crashes into the guardrail now as both men sell.
- Serac unloads with some kicks on the guardrail, but Legendary AC hits a couple of slaps to Serac to back him off. SERAC CHARGES FOR A DROPKICK, BUT LEGENDARY AC CATCHES HIM BY THE LEGS! LEGENDARY AC CATAPULTS SERAC TOWARDS THE GUARDRAIL, BUT SERAC LEAPS OVER IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET IN THE CROWD TO A BIG POP! Legendary AC gets up and turns, and SERAC CHARGES AND CATAPULTS OFF A CHAIR AGAINST THE GUARDRAIL AND PROPELS HIMSELF OVER THE GUARDRAIL WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH TO AC TO A BIG POP! Serac sends Legendary AC back into the ring and Serac gets up on the apron. Legendary AC slowly gets up and turns, and SERAC HITS A SPRINGBOARD DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK TO LEGENDARY AC TO A BIG REACTION! Legendary AC is sent way back and pulls himself up in the corner, he looks lost, and Serac charges with a big running dropkick in the corner. Serac hits a second running dropkick, and runs back for a third, but LEGENDARY AC CHARGES AND TURNS SERAC INSIDE OUT WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER, BUT SERAC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO!
- Legendary AC sits up and sells the effects of the match thus far. AC hits elbow drops to the chest of Serac. Legendary AC for another cover, but Serac kicks out at two. Legendary AC grabs Serac and pulls him up. He tosses Serac into the corner and stomps away at him. Legendary AC mumbles some trash to Serac and shoves his head aside. Legendary AC turns, and he runs into the opposite corner and then runs back towards Serac, but SERAC POPS UP AND HE HIP TOSSES AC INTO THE CORNER TO A BIG REACTION!!! Serac sells against the ropes, and then Serac slips out to the apron, and SERAC SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF LEGENDARY AC! Legendary AC sells the impact as he rolls towards the center of the ring holding his chest, and Serac unloads with aggressive and stiff kicks to the chest of AC. Serac backs off the ropes and looks for a big running kick to AC's chest, but AC dodges it. AC turns and back kicks Serac in the gut. AC FOR A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX, BUT SERAC FLIPS THROUGH AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! Serac unloads with a flurry of kicks to Legendary AC. Serac runs by him and SERAC HITS A DISASTER KICK ON LEGENDARY AC! Legendary AC drops to the mat, and SERAC WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT INTO A DOUBLE KNEE DROP ON THE CHEST OF AC! SERAC FOR THE COVER, BUT AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Serac sits up and stares off into the crowd with a smirk as the crowd is buzzing. Serac gets up and he measures up in the corner now. Serac is waiting for AC to get up. AC gets up, SERAC CHARGES, BUT LEGENDARY AC GETS HIS BOOT UP FOR A FLASH KICK, BUT SERAC BLOCKS! Serac spins AC around and looks for a rolling forearm smash, but AC blocks and AC hits a forearm smash of his own now. AC hits a rolling forearm smash next, and AC then runs off the ropes, but SERAC WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE OF AC! AC staggers back to the ropes. Serac tries an Irish whip, but Legendary AC counters, but Serac counters again and SERAC PULLS AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HITS A FIREMAN'S CARRY GUTBUSTER TO A BIG POP! SERAC FOR THE COVER AGAIN, BUT LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF! Serac shakes his head and then rolls out to the apron. Serac climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but AC GETS UP, AND HE STAGGERS AND FALLS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES CAUSING SERAC TO CROTCH HIMSELF! Mixed reaction as Legendary AC seems shocked, but commentary thinks it wasn't an accident. Legendary AC hits headbutts on Serac and climbs up top. The two exchange strikes up top, but Legendary AC gets the advantage as LEGENDARY AC UNLOADS WITH CHOPS, FOREARMS AND HEADBUTTS TO SERAC UP TOP! Legendary AC looks like a man possessed as he grabs Serac... AND LEGENDARY AC WITH A SUPER GUTWRENCH THROW OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO A HUUUUGE REACTION!!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER..... BUT SERAC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!!!!
- 10 MINUTE WARNING GOES OUT! Legendary AC mounts Serac and hits him with hard rights to the head. Legendary AC mutters, asking Serac who he thinks he is. Legendary AC pulls Serac up, and LEGENDARY AC FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT SERAC LANDS BEHIND AC! SERAC OFF THE ROPES, AND HE HITS LEGENDARY AC WITH A CLAYMORE KICK TO A BIG POP!!!!! BUT LEGENDARY AC ROLLS OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR TO AVOID A PIN!!!! Serac can't believe it! Serac slips to the outside and he pulls Legendary AC up as best he can and he rolls Legendary AC into the ring. Serac follows in... SERAC FOR THE COVER ON LEGENDARY AC.... BUT LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!!!! PRECIOUS MOMENTS LOST AS THE LEGEND HAD THE RING AWARENESS TO ROLL OUT TO THE FLOOR TO BUY HIMSELF SOME TIME! Serac can't believe it. He pulls Legendary AC up slowly, and SERAC LIFTS LEGENDARY AC UP FOR THE HAWAIIAN SMASHER... BUT LEGENDARY AC CLIMBS DOWN! LEGENDARY AC PUSHES SERAC OFF THE ROPES, AND AC LOOKS FOR A FLASH KICK, BUT SERAC DODGES IT... AND SERAC GRABS AC FOR THE UNPRETTIER... BUT AC GETS OUT OF IT AND HE ROLLS SERAC UP... BUT SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Both men pop up, and LEGENDARY AC QUICKLY SETS UP FOR THE CHAOS TRIGGER, BUT SERAC SPINS THROUGH! UNPRETTIER AGAIN... LEGENDARY AC PUSHES SERAC OFF THE ROPES AND AC HITS SERAC WITH A FLASH KICK ON HIS WAY BACK!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!!! Serac is staggered and out on his feet... BUT SERAC LOOKS FOR A DESPERATION SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN, BUT LEGENDARY AC SIDE STEPS IT AND HITS SERAC WITH A SECOND FLASH KICK!!! LEGENDARY AC GRABS SERAC.... POWERBOMB!!! AC DEADLIFTS SERAC UP... A SECOND POWERBOMB!!! AND AC LOOKS FOR A THIRD.... BUT SERAC TRIES FIGHTING OUT OF IT WITH PUNCHES TO THE HEAD SOMEHOW!!! BUT AC RAMS SERAC INTO THE CORNER AND THEN CARRIES HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.... AND AC HANGS SERAC DOWN... AND LEGENDARY AC HITS SERAC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A STYLES CLASH!!!!!!!!! WHAT!?!?!?!?! WOOOOOW!!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!!! LEGENDARY AC ROLLS SERAC OVER AND PINS HIM.... AND LEGENDARY AC PICKS UP THE WIN!!!! LEGENDARY AC PINS SERAC! WHAT A MATCH!!!





NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SERAC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLISECOND TO A HUUUUUGE REACTION FROM THE CROWD!!! Legendary AC is absolutely stunned as he sits up and pleads his case to the referee about the count as the crowd is going INSANE! "This is awesome" chant, and THE 5 MINUTE WARNING IS ANNOUNCED! Legendary AC stops with the referee and he can't believe it. The crowd is going insane. Legendary AC goes to pull Serac up... BUT SERAC SCOOPS LEGENDARY AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS... AND SERAC HITS LEGENDARY AC WITH A MOVE FROM HIS PAST, THE GO TO SLEEP!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE AS LEGENDARY AC IS OUT ON HIS FEET... AND SERAC FOLLOWS UP WITH A CLAYMORE KICK!!!! OH MY GOD!!! SERAC CRAWLS ON TOP FOR THE COVER..... AND SERAC PINS THE LEGEND!!! WHAT A WIN!!!




NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! LEGENDARY AC GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY WILD!!!!! Serac sits up and he can't believe it as he buries his head into the canvas and shakes his head in disbelief. "Fight forever" chant breaks out as Serac gets to his knees and can't believe it. Serac sets up and measures up AC now, yelling for him to get up. Legendary AC uses the ropes to pull himself up... SERAC CHARGES FOR A CLAYMORE KICK AGAIN, BUT LEGENDARY AC MOVES! SERAC SAILS OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT LANDS ON THE APRON, BUT LEGENDARY AC HITS A FLASH KICK!!!! LEGENDARY AC GRABS SERAC BEFORE HE CAN FALL BACK TO THE FLOOR, AND LEGENDARY AC PULLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT LEGENDARY AC HAS HIM IN POSITION AND DRAPED ON THE TOP ROPE.... AND LEGENDARY AC PLANTS SERAC ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A DRAPING CHAOS TRIGGER!!!! WOW!!!! LEGENDARY AC ROLLS UP WITH SERAC STILL IN POSITION.... AND LEGENDARY AC HITS A SECOND CHAOS TRIGGER!!!! 2 MINUTE WARNING... BUT LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER.... AND IT'S GOOD THIS TIME!!! AC PINS SERAC, WHAT A MATCH!!!

RESULT: Legendary AC def. Serac via pin @ 28:00.

Post-match: Both men are down and sell that match as the crowd goes insane. Legendary AC slowly sits up and gets his arm raised as he's still seated. We see highlights of the match. Back live, AC is celebrating in the corner. Serac gets up, and the two men shake hands as the crowd applauds...

BUT @UnrealMachine, @Scandale du Jour, @The Gongshow & @El Dandy RUN IN AND ATTACK BOTH MEN!!! The heat is deafening as The Machine is laying it into AC & Serac... but THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!

@End of Line APPEARS TO A HUGE POP!!!! He's still selling the attack from earlier, but he stands tall and stares across at The Machine. The crowd goes wild... EL DANDY CHARGES BUT EATS A BIG CLOTHESLINE! THE GONGSHOW CHARGES AT END OF LINE, BUT SERAC POPS UP WITH A CLAYMORE KICK!!!!! Scandale & UnrealMachine wisely exit the ring, smiling, as The Gongshow & El Dandy get laid out while they escape unscathed. They stare into the ring at End of Line, Serac & AC to close the show.

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CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW

- Block A Round Robin: Mitchy vs. Disclose.
- Block A Round Robin: Scandale du Jour vs. Fro.
- Block A Round Robin: SeidoN vs. Paris in Flames.
- Block A Round Robin: BonMorrison vs. ColePens.

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BLOCK B STANDINGS AFTER NIGHT 11

- UnrealMachine (3-0-0-1 = 9 points)
- PeterSidorkiewicz (3-0-0-2 = 9 points)
- El Dandy (2-1-0-1 = 8 points)
- End of Line (2-0-1-1 = 7 points)
- Legendary AC (2-0-1-2 = 7 points)
- Cor (2-0-0-2 = 6 points)
- Dr Pepper (1-0-2-2 = 5 points)
- Jbell (1-0-1-3 = 4 points)
- Serac (1-0-0-3 = 3 points)
- The Gongshow (0-1-1-2 = 3 points)

Via Cid Phoenix of WrestleBlog.net
My Review of HFWF WEEKLY 76

Hello once again my friends. It that time of the week again when we watch HFWF and I give the Good an Up and the no Good a Down. Let's get into it.

We continue the G1 Tournament with What should be a hard hitting affair with Dr Pepper taking on UnrealMachine. Both Men show off their impressive strength lifting each other for power moves throughout the contest. This was a good singles match from two guys who are known for their tag bouts. But without their partners by their side it allows us to see what they can do on their own. Pepper may be one half of the tag champs but on this night he comes up short as Unreal picks up the win. - Gets an Up. After the match Unreal leaves and Pepper watches and does not see FTR arrive. Jbell comes to help his partner and BonMorrison and Paris in Flames also join the foray before the tag champs are able to escape and then GGTW follow suit.

A pre taped promo from El Dandy mocking AC and his five day title reign. We head to the hospital where KIRK is currently residing. Colepens is visiting his manager and runs into Emperoreddy who seems to not know he is no longer welcome there. Cole enters KIRKs room to see KIRK and Stash the Monkey hanging out and they have matching sweaters they've knitted. They offer Cole a Banana and he realises resistance is futile and joins them in a snack. - Gets an Up. This is so bizarre and yet strangely satisfying to watch.

To the ring for our Next G1 match and fun fact it was almost six years ago that these two first faced off. It was June 30, 2014. El Dandy won in a match that I gave two stars to, to qualify for the Money in the Bank match at that years Night to Remember. Yes you read that right, In 2014 Night to Remember was in August back then. Dandy would win that match and go onto win the HFWF Championship. Things seemed to be going great for the new champion but after a successful title defence at Across the Pond in November, Dandy would be arrested for Public intoxication. At least that was the official report. I remember reading there was also a toxicology test that revealed other drugs in his system as well but it was never confirmed. Regardless, Dandy would be terminated from his contract leaving the title vacated. Kurt Angle would win a battle royal for to win it only for MCG to beat Angle the following night. MCG would then lose the title at the next PPV called REVELATION to...End of Line. And that loyal readers is your HFWF history lesson for today. Back to tonight's match and the two former HFWF champions put on ...a half decent showing. El Dandy once again gets the win just like six years ago but this time by count out. - Gets a Down. It was a good match but I guess I was expecting more from these two. One last piece of Trivia these two did have a second match during the Revival Era and End of Line won that one by countout. It seems these two just can’t work well together. After the match Dandy is joined by the rest of the Machine including Gongshow who beat EoL up some more and finish with putting him through a table.

Backstage we see Serac who puts over his match tonight with AC but lets the HFWF Champion Gongshow know he is aiming for him.

Back to the ring and the third match of the night features the other half of the tag champs Jbell taking on PeterSidorkiewicz. This one had a surprise finish at least to me. Peter able to catch Jbell with what I consider a quick finish as this was just over five minutes. Props to Peter picking up a win against Jbell to get the three points. - Gets an Up. After the match FTR arrive again and this time they attack Jbell. Unfortunately Pepper is nowhere to be seen and Dawson and Wilder are able to connect with a shatter machine.

A few promos from Faqlco and Cor but both do it solo. Falco Talks about facing Fro while Cor laments missing teaming with Falco but looks forward to reuniting with him in the finals.

Back to the ring and we have AC and Serac finishing out the night. Serac has really proven himself this tournament as have all members of the Outcasts. I can see big things for all three after this. Him and AC put on a clinic and easily one of the top three best of the tournament so far. Amazing near falls all throughout and I remember watching the clock thinking this is going to be a time limit draw. But just under two minutes left AC is able to capitalise on a small mistake by Serac missing a Claymore Kick that he turns into a draping Chaos Trigger that looked sick and AC gets the win. - Gets an Up. AC and Serac shake hands but the moment is ruined when the Machine arrive and attack both men. Out of the darkness End of Line arrives and gets revenge for the attack on him earlier. AC, End of Line and Serac are able to work together to send the Machine packing as the three stand tall to end the show.

Serac Standing with End of Line and AC at the end makes me think there are big plans for him in the future as he was alone without the other Outcasts. But really Mitchy and SeidoN also have big futures I feel. This was another great show and I am even more disappointed by End of Line and El Dandy now knowing it was the lone down of the night. Not sure what it is about those two in the ring together but it just does not work. Maybe they have a personal beef and it translates to the ring? Clash of egos? No clue.

Next week we have SeidoN taking on Paris in Flames where both need a win. The loser is all but eliminated if not.

ColePens against BonMorrison. Cole is not officially eliminated but unless he can win out the rest of his matches and hope the guys at the top lose out it ain't happening. Especially because...

Fro and Scandale du Jour as well as Disclose versus Mitchy. Either one of these could be the main event as all of them are at the top of the Block. A win here and you are sitting pretty with a great chance of being top two in a few weeks time. Who will step up.

Should be a great night of wrestling. I’m Cid Phoenix, See you next time.

 

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HFWF @HFWF
We have received word that there is footage of Catrina, Guadalupe, Brudda, Brudda’s turtle and Dr. Phil confronting @KIRK in the hospital. We are in the process of obtaining this footage and, if appropriate, will air it on #HFWFTV this week.