HFWF: The Reboot VIII

[ColePens]

ColePens @GOATColePens
All the money in the world is utterly worthless when your PWC family left... AND YOU GET BANANAS IN YOUR f***ING CHPOTLE #jesuskirk #stashproblems #KIRK&STASH<3

 

[Emperoreddy]

KIRK THERE IS A ****ING BANANA IN MY ****ING CHIPOTLE BOWL. I AM 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM CALLING @Empoleon8771 AND @Disclose AND LETTING THEM BE IN A LOCKED ROOM WITH YOU AND ONE FISH STICK ON THE FLOOR.

JESUS LORD KIRK. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND I CAN'T GET ONE ****ING CHIPOTLE BOWL WITHOUT A PIECE OF STASH IN IT!?!?!??!?!?!

Lmao did you tag the wrong person?!?

 

[ColePens]

Oh jesus.. I'm tagging Pens people

 

[ColePens]

The drug of HF - tagging wrong people and letting them see this madness... Oh lord.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Oh jesus.. I'm tagging Pens people

I hope Stash claws you in your sleep.

 

[KIRK]

Narrator: there was a banana in the chipotle bowl.

KIRK (@KIRK)
@ColePens . . . FWIW, the narrator appears to be holding a GOLDEN SHOVEL.

KIRK (@KIRK)
That's not a banana. That's barbacoa colored to look like a banana. Always the joker, I am . . .

 

[Emperoreddy]

The drug of HF - tagging wrong people and letting them see this madness... Oh lord.

You are slowly becoming @Cor

 

[Emperoreddy]

Holy ****, stop killing people and maybe win a match...then we can talk @Emperoreddy

f*** dead people. And f*** you @Fro

 

[M.C.G. 31]

MCG @M.C.G. 31
Second chances exist. This is an exciting time. The HFWF G1 Finale special on Friday, July 10 will ALSO feature a battle royal to determine @Fro ’s All Class Title challenger for Kings of Wrestling.

 

[Disclose]

KIRK THERE IS A ****ING BANANA IN MY ****ING CHIPOTLE BOWL. I AM 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM CALLING @Emperoreddy AND @Disclose AND LETTING THEM BE IN A LOCKED ROOM WITH YOU AND ONE FISH STICK ON THE FLOOR.

JESUS LORD KIRK. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND I CAN'T GET ONE ****ING CHIPOTLE BOWL WITHOUT A PIECE OF STASH IN IT!?!?!??!?!?!

I... I cant show up sorry. Im actually busy leading Block A.
but useless @Emperoreddy is free, i heard.

 

[Cor]

Hi @Empoleon8771

 

[KIRK]

ColePens @GOATColePens
All the money in the world is utterly worthless when your PWC family left... AND YOU GET BANANAS IN YOUR ****ING CHPOTLE #jesuskirk #stashproblems #KIRK&STASH<3

KIRK (@KIRK)
Dammit, it's not a banana. Stop losing your ****, and get it together. Didn't you learn ANYTHING the last time I told you that? #FFS

 

[Cor]

MCG @M.C.G. 31
Second chances exist. This is an exciting time. The HFWF G1 Finale special on Friday, July 10 will ALSO feature a battle royal to determine @Fro ’s All Class Title challenger for Kings of Wrestling.

I bet @Emperoreddy wont even be booked for this because he’s lost so much

LOL

 

[KIRK]

I bet @Emperoreddy wont even be booked for this because he’s lost so much

LOL

**** you, and **** your tricycle.

 

[Empoleon8771]

Hi @Empoleon8771

 

[KIRK]

MCG @M.C.G. 31
Second chances exist. This is an exciting time. The HFWF G1 Finale special on Friday, July 10 will ALSO feature a battle royal to determine @Fro ’s All Class Title challenger for Kings of Wrestling.

How does Friday July 10 on the HFWF calendar correspond to the Earth calendar?

 

[Cor]

**** you, and **** your tricycle.

Kirk, you have become so angry since your visit in the hospital.

You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to give you a ticket to my Movie Premiere to cheer you up!

 

[Emperoreddy]

Also f*** @ColePens for mixing me up with a filthy penguins fan.

 

[KIRK]

Kirk, you have become so angry since your visit in the hospital.

You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to give you a ticket to my Movie Premiere to cheer you up!

Can I have second prize instead?

 

[KIRK]

Oh jesus.. I'm tagging Pens people

Literally non kayfabe laughing so hard that I'm crying right now.

 

[Cor]

Can I have second prize instead?

YOUR VERY OWN KIRK 2.0 SOCK PUPPET!

 

[KIRK]

YOUR VERY OWN KIRK 2.0 SOCK PUPPET!

With or without @Brudda's turtle attached?

 

[Cor]

Also **** @ColePens for mixing me up with a filthy penguins fan.

It’s an easy mistake to make.

You’re a garbage wrestler, while that person is a fan of a garbage team.

 

[Cor]

YOUR VERY OWN KIRK 2.0 SOCK PUPPET!

We don’t have the merch rights for that

 

[Disclose]

You know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to give you a ticket to my Movie Premiere to cheer you up!

luchalibreonline @luchaonline
Per Ryan Satin/TMZ
"We actually heard they're giving tickets away for @Cor's movie since there's zero demand.
Publicity stunt to get people in the theaters is to give them away for free."
#StraightToVHS