HFWF: The Reboot VIII

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Scandale du Jour

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@Scandale du Jour. All those mirrors. The golden push. And at the end of the day, you're STILL nothing but a STUPID pretty Frenchie. A million dollar face . . . and a TEN FRANC BRAIN.

Pretty Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
And yet, I am doing amazing in the G1, I have a Sketchers contract and @UnrealMachine and I keep kicking @ColePens 's ass. You may have cost me 1st place, I'll feed you to your stupid monkey.
 

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HFWF WEEKLY 77
June 18, 2020

- Opening video. G1 hype.

MATCH 1 - @SeidoN vs. @Paris in Flames (w/ @BonMorrison) - Block A Round Robin
- They circle as the bell rings and lockup. SeidoN powers Paris to the corner. Clean break, but Paris pushes SeidoN, so SeidoN unloads with hard knife edge chops. SeidoN sends Paris into the corner, up and over SeidoN. Paris off the ropes for a forearm smash, but SEIDON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! SeidoN for a quick cover gets a two count. Commentary talks about the long history between these guys. SeidoN sends Paris off the ropes, but Paris kicks SeidoN in the chest. Paris off the ropes, SeidoN bends and Paris flips over and lands on his feet. Paris with a frankensteiner sends SeidoN to the ropes. Paris charges, but SeidoN lifts him up and over and Paris lands on the apron. Paris hits a forearm smash to SeidoN, and PARIS FOR A SLINGSHOT DDT ON SEIDON! PARIS FOR THE COVER, BUT SEIDON KICKS OUT AT TWO! Paris in the corner works over SeidoN. He sends him into the corner, and Paris charges for a shoulder block but SeidoN gets the knee up. SeidoN on the middle turnbuckle, and SeidoN jumps off for a sunset flip, but Paris flips through and he hits a low dropkick on SeidoN! Another cover gets a two count!
- They continue the fast paced action as Paris looks for an enziguri, but SeidoN dodges. Paris crashes to the mat, gets to his knees and SeidoN hits a hard kick to the chest. SEIDON OFF THE ROPES FOR A SHINING WIZARD, BUT PARIS DODGES! ROLL UP, SEIDON KICKS OUT AT TWO! They popup and SeidoN with an arm drag on Paris. He hits a second, and SeidoN then hits a popup dropkick on Paris. SeidoN charges in the corner, but Paris moves and PARIS APPLIES A TARANTULA IN THE ROPES!! HE HOLDS IT TO THE FOUR COUNT! Paris on the apron measures up SeidoN now and PARIS WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO SEIDON! SeidoN rolls out of the ring and Bon taunts him on the floor. Paris charges across, and PARIS FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT SEIDON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A PUNCH! SeidoN sells for a moment, and SEIDON THEN HITS BON WITH A SUPERKICK ON THE FLOOR TO A BIG POP! SeidoN talks trash as Bon drops to the floor and the fans go wild, but SeidoN turns and PARIS LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE APRON WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH ON SEIDON! Paris rolls SeidoN into the ring, hops up on the apron, and PARIS HITS A SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT ON SEIDON! PARIS FOR THE COVER, SEIDON GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO!
- Paris sets up as SeidoN gets up by the ropes, and Paris charges and looks for a running knee attack, but SEIDON CATCHES HIM WITH A ROLLING FOREARM SMASH! SeidoN runs by Paris, and SEIDON FOR A SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA, BUT PARIS COUNTERS INTO A SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! WHOA!!! PARIS FOR THE COVER, SEIDON KICKS OUT AT TWO! Paris pops up, SeidoN on his knees, and PARIS FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT SEIDON GETS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS INSTEAD IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR... BUT SEIDON TRANSITIONS INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY AND HITS PARIS WITH AN USHIGOROSHI!!!!! PARIS IN A SEATED POSITION, AND SEIDON OFF THE ROPES HITS A SHINING WIZARD TO THE SEATED PARIS!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!!! NON-STOP ACTION AS SEIDON GOES FOR THE COVER.... BUT PARIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!!!! The fans applaud as SeidoN sets up in the corner now. Paris gets up, SeidoN attacks, and SEIDON WITH A REVERSE RANA ON PARIS!!!! Paris on his knees from the momentum, and SEIDON WITH A SUPERKICK TO PARIS!!! SeidoN pulls Paris up... SEIDON FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!!!! IT HITS!!!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD... SEIDON FOR THE COVER... BUT BONMORRISON BREAKS IT UP!!! THAT'S A DQ!!!

RESULT: SeidoN def. Paris in Flames via DQ @ 8:00.

Post-match: The fans boo as BonMorrison attacks SeidoN now. BonMorrison stomps away and hits knee drops to the side of SeidoN's head. The referee tries pulling Bon off, but Bon continues the attack. Bon checks on Paris, and yells "MORAL VICTORY!" Bon goes back to attacking SeidoN...

@ColePens RUNS OUT THOUGH!!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?! ColePens runs into the ring, and the crowd pops for him, but everyone is selling confusion... AND COLEPENS SAVES SEIDON! ColePens attacks BonMorrison and unloads with hard rights in the corner! These two are scheduled for action! Bon retreats, and ColePens turns. Paris is up on the ropes... COLEPENS WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK SENDS PARIS TO THE FLOOR!!! The fans pop as ColePens stands tall and then turns to SeidoN. SeidoN is up in the corner, and sells confusion. ColePens gives SeidoN a look, but SeidoN shakes his head selling the attack, and leaves ColePens. ColePens stands in the ring as he nods, almost as if he knows there's way more work to do and no one likes him at all. We go to commercial.

MATCH 2 - @ColePens vs. @BonMorrison - Block A Round Robin
- Paris in Flames was banned from ringside for this. The bell rings when we come back from commercial, and ColePens lays into Bon with strikes. ColePens stomps away in the corner and is pulled off. Cole sends Bon into the opposite corner and charges for a splash. ColePens off the ropes with a forearm smash. ColePens with an elbow drop next. ColePens pulls Bon up and hits him with punches to the ropes. Cole sends Bon off the ropes and looks for a move, but Bon lands on his feet behind, and Bon hits a European uppercut on Cole! Bon off the ropes, and BON HITS A BIG RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, SENDING COLE OUT TO THE FLOOR! Bon sells the attack from Cole. Bon goes out to the apron and hits an ax handle to the back of ColePens. Bon yells in Cole's face that no one likes him. Bon whips Cole towards the steps, but Cole runs over them instead. Cole turns and COLE RUNS OVER THE STEPS AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THEM WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON BON TO A POP! ColePens plays to the crowd, getting a very mixed reaction, as fans still don't know about ColePens. ColePens rolls Bon into the ring and Cole climbs up top... COLEPENS FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY, BUT BON CATCHES HIM OUT OF MID-AIR WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM!!! THE CROWD POPS FOR THAT! BON FOR THE COVER.... COLE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Bon hits repeated knee drops on ColePens. Bon then hammers at him with forearm strikes. Bon sends Cole off the ropes and looks for another tilt-a-whirl, but Cole avoids it. He pushes Bon off the ropes, and Cole looks for a big boot, but Bon blocks, and BON HITS A SINGLE LEG BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX ON COLEPENS! Cole rolls to the corner selling, and BON HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE TO SEND COLEPENS INTO THE RING POST! ColePens screams in pain as Bon laughs and taunts Cole some more, saying no one likes him and to just go away. Bon goes out to the apron, and BON HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF COLEPENS FROM THE APRON! Bon grabs ColePens and repeatedly rams him down chest first on the edge of the apron. Bon up on the apron again, and BON FOR A KNEE DROP TO COLEPENS DRAPED OVER THE APRON, BUT COLE MOVES AT THE LAST MOMENT AND BON CRASHES DOWN TO THE APRON KNEE FIRST! The fans pop as Bon drops to the floor clutching his knee. After a couple of moments of selling, Bon gets up, but COLE IS ON THE APRON, AND COLE WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT WIPES OUT BONMORRISON ON THE FLOOR TO A HUGE REACTION!
- Cole rolls Bon back into the ring and Cole is still selling. Cole climbs up top, measuring up Bon, and COLEPENS WITH A BIG STANDING FROG SPLASH PRESS ON BONMORRISON!!! THE CROWD POPS BIG!!! COLE FOR THE COVER.... BON KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men get up, and Bon looks for a running knee attack out of desperation, but Cole side steps, and COLE WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE BACK SENDS BON CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER! Bon staggers back, and COLE HITS A REVERSE SUPLEX! COLE FLIPS THROUGH, AND HE LOOKS FOR A SECOND REVERSE SUPLEX, BUT BON FLIPS THROUGH! Bon sends Cole chest first into the corner and tries rolling him up, but Cole kicks out at two! Bon to his feet, Cole on his knees, and BON HITS A RUNNING KNEE ATTACK TO THE SIDE OF COLE'S HEAD! BON ACTS QUICK, POWERBOMB... INTO A RUNNING POWERBOMB BACKBREAKER!!!! WOW!!! BON FOR THE COVER... COLEPENS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! Bon can't believe it as the crowd is going WILD for ANOTHER fast paced match. Bon signals for the end, he pulls Cole up... DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER... BUT COLE FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND BACKS BON INTO THE CORNER! Cole with repeated shoulder blocks, and Cole then out of the opposite corner looks for a running dropkick, but Bon moves! Cole to his knees, and BON CHARGES FOR A BOOT, BUT COLE MOVES! ROLL UP GETS A TWO COUNT!
- Cole to his feet, Bon on his knees, and COLE CATCHES BON WITH A BIG BOOT NOW! Cole pulls Bon up... FULL NELSON SUPLEX... BUT BON FIGHTS OUT OF IT! Bon to the ropes... BUT COLE PULLS HIM BACK BY HIS TIGHTS AND DROPS HIM WITH A FACEBUSTER OUT OF A BACK SUPLEX!!! COLE FOR THE COVER, BON KICKS OUT AT TWO!!! Cole sets up in the corner as the fans rise to their feet now. Cole measures up Bon... COLE FOR THE SPEAR... BON LEAP FROGS AND COLE STOPS HIMSELF BEFORE COLLIDING IN THE CORNER! Bon off the ropes, and Cole catches him with an elbow!!! COLE FOR THE DESTINO... BUT BON COUNTERS INTO A SHOULDER BREAK!!! Cole in a seated position, and BON HITS COLE WITH A WICKED RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF COLE'S HEAD!!! BON FOR THE COVER..... COLEPENS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!! WOW!!! Bon can't believe it as commentary says Bon was so close to pinning the former World Champion. Bon takes a bit too much time selling shock, he pulls Cole up... BUT COLE POPS UP AND HITS BON WITH THE COLEBREAKER TO A POP!!! COLE SLOWLY CRAWLS FOR THE COVER....


BUT @Scandale du Jour APPEARS AND HITS COLE IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! OH MY GOD!

RESULT: ColePens def. BonMorrison via DQ @ 13:00.

Post-match: The fans boo as @UnrealMachine now joins in and Scandale and UnrealMachine are decimating ColePens. Scandale repeatedly hits ColePens' body with the steel chair. Scandale viciously destroys ColePens with the steel chair, warping the entire chair over Cole's body as the fans pour massive heat on the duo. Scandale yells in French and then yells in English that Cole should have stayed away. UNREALMACHINE SCOOPS COLEPENS UP... F5 ON THE STEEL CHAIR! UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour stand tall over ColePens', as commentary makes note that while ColePens saved SeidoN, not a single member of the locker room came out to the aid of ColePens here.

PRE-TAPE - @Dr Pepper & @jbell886 are shown with the tag titles on their shoulders. They say there are a lot of boys running around trying to prove themselves as men around here, but it appears that the only true men in this tag division are themselves. They talk about the sneak attacks they've eaten, and say they'd fear staring across at them eye-to-eye as well. Bell Pepper says it doesn't matter if it's Bon & Paris, best friends, Outcasts, the Make-A-Wish buffoon, or FTR... the tag belts go absolutely nowhere.

HOSPITAL - As soon as we see the hospital exterior, the live crowd pops in anticipation. @KIRK and Stash the Monkey are shown. This time, they're both wearing their matching sweaters with their faces on them inside a heart, but they've also sowed pillows for each other. KIRK is napping on one, and Stash is drawing on KIRK's cheek. KIRK wakes up from the tickle, and realizes Stash has been drawing on him. KIRK is worried about what Stash drew, so he grabs his phone to look, and STASH DREW HEARTS ON KIRK'S CHEEK. KIRK blushes and looks at Stash and tells him, "I love you too." Stash pulls out a banana and starts feeding KIRK as they cuddle. KIRK starts going on about how he's actually a nice guy with a big heart deep down but those imbeciles in the HFWF just bring out the worst in him. KIRK says sometimes he gets excited and he runs his mouth a bit too much, is that so bad? Stash puts his finger up to KIRK's lips to shut him up and Stash wants to eat some banana now too as he cuddles KIRK.

Suddenly a huge ruckus is heard, Catrina, Guadalupe, @Brudda & Brudda's turtle (in Brudda's arms) barge into the room screaming at KIRK and Stash. They yell at Stash, who looks startled and hides behind the pillow he and KIRK sowed, as the trio that can actually speak start berating Stash for stealing their belongings and bringing them to this walrus, KIRK. KIRK takes offense, saying he's not a walrus, and quite frankly, Stash doesn't appreciate them insulting his new BFF. KIRK starts insulting them, telling Brudda that he's too stupid to realize what a special animal he had in Stash that he went and bought a useless damn turtle and neglected Stash. KIRK says Stash ran away and took the sowing kit because he knows Guadalupe's a freaking pig who does all her dirty, disgusting eating while sowing and quite frankly, Stash was sick and tired of having to replenish the fridge just for Disclose's useless whale to gobble up all the damn food. KIRK turns to Catrina and just says, "YOU?" Catrina and KIRK exchange "YOU" while pointing at each other as KIRK says he thought Catrina would take the hint months ago when he threw all that cash at her to go back to the streets because that's what she's best at doing, and has no idea what she could "ADVISE" Disclose on unless it's premature--

Before KIRK can finish that insult, Dr Phil walks in with his head down looking at his notes, all calm and telling KIRK he's ready for their appointment. He raises his head and looks at all the people in the room... a weird dude in a mask with a turtle, KIRK and Stash cuddling, Catrina dressed like a vixen, and Guadalupe dressed like Homer Simpson when he decided to get big and work from home. Dr Phil pauses to collect his thoughts. Suddenly, @Cor and @Falco Lombardi walk in all happy and cheering, with sock puppets on their hand of KIRK 2.0. Dr. Phil is shocked at what he's seeing, KIRK is yelling at Dr. Phil to look at what he has to deal with and why he's the way he is. Cor and Falco Lombardi are big fans of Dr. Phil and want a selfie, so Cor pulls out a selfie stick and gets all three of them in the shot, Dr. Phil the only one not smiling. Catrina turns back and wants KIRK to finish his thought, but KIRK says no. They argue, and Catrina calls KIRK a *****. KIRK shouts that he is NOT a ***** and he's just a little bit sensitive at this trying time right now. KIRK pulls money out of his underwear, and throws it at Catrina's feet, telling her all she's worth is monopoly money and to get the hell out of his room. The sowing kit AND Stash stay.

Suddenly, Brudda's turtle starts licking and sucking on KIRK 2.0 on Cor's hand. Cor looks disgusted as Falco takes his sock puppet off and looks like he's about to be sick. Cor is frozen in fear as Brudda tells him not to fight it, and just let him be one with the turtle. Dr. Phil suddenly asks Cor what he's even doing here and that he thought he was on a movie set. Cor said he left because they wouldn't give him a private dressing room, a private tanning bed, a 5-star penthouse with all the amenities, a hot tub, and most importantly, a bike that fulfilled all his ringing needs.

Next, @Emperoreddy -- or, at least someone looking like Emperoreddy in a disguise walks into the ring with sunglasses on and sits in the chair beside the door that he closes as he walks in. Emperoreddy is wearing a top hat, white moustache, and a doctor's coat over his "**** EM" t-shirt. Everyone turns to look at him as he's eating a big bowl of fish sticks, still with his head down, not paying attention to anyone. Emperoreddy finally mutters in between bites to get this session over with because he should be in the gym getting a sick pump. Everyone is looking at him. He gets no response, and finally he raises his head and realizes where he is. He drops his fish sticks and lowers his sunglasses as he looks around the room... "WHAT THE ****!? THEY TOLD ME I WAS VISITING SOME DAMN KIDS, AND INSTEAD I'M IN HERE WITH THE GOOF TROOP? **** EM! MY FISH STICKS ON THE FLOOR!? **** EM!" Emp yells, "WHERE THE **** THE DAMN KIDS AT!?" and Dr Phil interjects telling Emperoreddy to calm down and that MCG actually personally requested Emp visit Dr Phil to settle down on the outbursts and his anger management issues, but Emp gets pissed, yelling "**** YOU, **** MCG, **** THIS HOSPITAL, **** EM ALL!"

Suddenly, SECURITY BARGES INTO THE ROOM! Emp instantly jumps up, and yells, "**** EM!" He runs so fast that his disguise falls off. The security chases after Emp, but EMP JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW AND YELLS "**** EEEEEEMMMMMMMM" ON HIS WAY DOWN! Security looks out the window as they yell at Emp to never come back to this hospital again! They turn and SECURITY KICKS EVERYONE OUT! Dr Phil doesn't have a problem with that as he says he's going into retirement -- this is too much for him. Cor, Falco & Brudda leave, Cor still has his finger in the turtle's mouth. Catrina steals one of the pillows KIRK and Stash sowed, and makes both of them whine out as she leaves. Guadalupe tries to pick the monopoly money up off the floor, but she can't bend over enough and reach it. They escort her out of the room. KIRK and Stash are happy to finally have some peace and quiet, but SECURITY TELLS KIRK AND STASH IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO LEAVE TOO! KIRK screams out and he's unhappy and whining, but security yells NOW in a stern voice, causing Stash pull his Fisher Price Toy Wagon out from behind the bed, instruct KIRK to get in, and Stash pulls KIRK in the Fisher Price wagon out of the room and out of the hospital to end the segment.

RINGSIDE - Commentary is at an absolute loss at what they just witnessed as the fans are applauding live.

MATCH 3 - @Fro vs. @Scandale du Jour - Block A Round Robin
- When the bell rings, they lockup, but Scandale powers Fro to the corner. Clean break... no. Scandale unloads with strikes and stomps to the gut of Fro. Scandale forces Fro up and sends him off the ropes and drops him with a reverse elbow. Scandale off the ropes for a running senton, but Fro rolls out of the way. Fro with a kick to the back of Scandale and then he drops elbows to the traps of Scandale. Fro hits hard kicks to Scandale and then stomps on him in the corner now. Fro charges and Fro hits a big running dropkick to Scandale in the corner. Fro hits a second, and then he looks for a third, but mid-run, SCANDALE POPS UP AND TURNS FRO INSIDE OUT WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Scandale pulls Fro up and hits him with hard punches. He hits knife edge chops across the chest and then sends Fro off the ropes, but Fro clutches them. Scandale charges and Fro hits a reverse elbow of his own. Fro grabs Scandale, and FRO LOOKS FOR A TORNADO DDT, BUT SCANDALE BLOCKS IT AND TURNS IT INTO A SWINGING SIDE SLAM BACKBREAKER! Scandale scoops Fro up and rams him into the corner with a running powerslam. Scandale ties Fro in the tree of woe and stomps away. Scandale runs back and hits two running hip attacks. SCANDALE FOR THE CANNONBALL TO FRO, BUT FRO SITS UP AND SCANDALE CRASHES IN THE CORNER!
- Scandale gets up slowly, and FRO GETS UP AND FRO HITS A BIG DIVING DROPKICK TO SCANDALE! Scandale crawls to the corner, and Fro hits a running dropkick. He hits a second, and he hits a third. Scandale staggers out and Fro hits him with a big running chop to the chest. Fro Irish whips Scandale, but Scandale counters, but FRO LOOKS FOR A HURRICANRANA ON THE WAY BACK AND PICKS THE ARM, TRYING TO GROUND SCANDALE, BUT SCANDALE ROLLS THROUGH! Fro charges, but Scandale looks for a superkick, but FRO BLOCKS THE SUPER KICK, TRIPS SCANDALE, AND HITS A BIG DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF SCANDALE! Scandale sits up selling his chest, and Fro then runs off the ropes and looks for a running elbow smash to Scandale, but Scandale dodges it! Both men are up, Fro dodges, and SCANDALE FOR A TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM, BUT HE THROWS FRO UP ON HIS SHOULDERS INSTEAD AND HITS HIM WITH A FIREMAN'S CARRY GUTBUSTER! Fro on his knees selling, and Scandale off the ropes with a running dropkick, and SCANDALE FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING SENTON! SCANDALE FOR THE COVER, BUT FRO KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Scandale plays to the crowd to massive heat. Commentary talks about his success since betraying ColePens. Scandale pulls Fro up by his beard and talks trash in French, so Fro unloads with open palm strikes to the side of Scandale's head. Fro off the ropes for a running crossbody, but SCANDALE CATCHES HIM! ANOTHER SWINGING SIDE SLAM, BUT FRO TRANSITIONS AND COUNTERS INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN... SCANDALE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Fro pops up to his feet, and FRO HITS A HARD KICK TO THE SIDE OF SCANDALE'S HEAD AS HE GETS TO HIS KNEES! WOW! THE IMPACT! FRO FOR THE COVER... SCANDALE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Scandale is shaken up as Fro sets up in the corner and measures Scandale up. Scandale slowly gets up, FRO CHARGES, BUT SCANDALE POPS UP AND LOOKS FOR THE POPUP POWERBOMB, BUT FRO COUNTERS INTO A SUNSET FLIP... AND THEN TRANSITIONS INTO A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF TO A POP!!! FRO SITS ON IT AS THE FANS POP BIG! Scandale struggles, trying to get to the ropes and not tap. Fro applies pressure, trying to stop Scandale from crawling, but Scandale eventually uses his power and turns it over and pushes Fro off!
- Pause in the action to reset, Fro charges and he sends Scandale into the corner with a dropkick. Fro charges back, but Scandale catches him with a reverse elbow. SCANDALE FOR A MOONSAULT OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, BUT FRO DODGES! Scandale lands on his feet, and Fro hits Scandale in the gut with a back kick. FRO WITH A SUNSET FLIP BOMB OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE TO A BIG REACTION! FRO COVER.... SCANDALE KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! They get up, and Fro looks for a roundhouse kick, but Scandale dodges. Scandale for a superkick, but Fro dodges it, and FRO WITH A FOREARM SMASH! SCANDALE WITH A CHOP! FRO WITH ANOTHER FOREARM AND NOW HE UNLOADS WITH MULTIPLE FOREARM SMASHES... AND FRO RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT SCANDALE CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! Fro collapses and Scandale steps out to the apron. He climbs up top slowly, but Fro recovers and hits hard punches to the head. Fro climbs up top and he unloads with headbutts on Scandale. Scandale hits stiff rights, but Fro cuts him off with European uppercuts... FRO FOR A SUPER FRANKENSTEINER, BUT SCANDALE BLOCKS... AND SCANDALE WITH A SUPER POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO A BIG REACTION!!!! SCANDALE FOR THE COVER.... BUT FRO SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT TO A BIG REACTION!
- Scandale can't believe it as he sits up. Scandale can't believe it. He mounts Fro and hits him with hard punches, yelling at Fro to stay down while calling him a dumbass. Scandale climbs up top slowly...

BUT A FAMILIAR VOICE IS HEARD!

@KIRK WALKS OUT ON THE STAGE TO A BIG REACTION AS STASH IS WITH HIM! KIRK and Stash are wearing their matching sweater as Scandale is frozen in shock on the top turnbuckle as KIRK yells into the mic asking Scandale if he remembers him. Scandale mutters to himself as KIRK yells, calling Scandale an idiot for starting the job, but not finishing him and KILLING him! Scandale is seething... BUT FRO PULLS SCANDALE BY THE ARM OFF THE TOP, AND FRO HITS HIM WITH A V-TRIGGER OFF THE TOP TO A BIG REACTION! FRO CLIMBS UP TOP... COUP DE GRACE HITS!!!! FRO FOR THE COVER.... AND FRO PICKS UP THE WIN!!! FRO PINS SCANDALE!!!

RESULT: Fro def. Scandale du Jour via pin @ 14:00.

Post-match: The fans pop as Fro sits up with a smile on his face and celebrates his win. KIRK laughs on the stage and he and Stash hold hands as they walk up the stage and behind the curtain. Fro celebrates his victory.

TRAINER'S ROOM - @ColePens is shown getting ice packs from the attack earlier. Kayla Braxton walks in for a word, asking for his thoughts on the events that happened earlier with him helping SeidoN, but no one in that locker room wanting help ColePens. "Listen here, Kelley," Cole begins, causing Kayla to correct him and that her name is Kayla, not Kelley. Cole shakes his head and says her name is Kelley, she sees her in all the interviews, she knows @Serac is obsessed with her. Kayla says that's Cathy, and she's Kayla. Cole wonders when they got two interviewers, and Kayla says it's been over a year. Cole gets agitated, and tells "Braxley" to listen up because she's wasting his precious time. Cole says what he did out there was out of the goodness of his heart because believe it or not, there is good in him. Cole says the reality is this past month has humbled him a bit. He lost it all. The PWC, his spot on top, he thought he was sitting pretty but clearly he was wrong and he's paid for it. ColePens says he's going to rebound, though, whether he starts winning people over or not. ColePens says the fact is he is the GOAT. He put this place on the map. He's a former 3 time World Champion. He's the best champ this company had. He says UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour are cowards for their attack because they clearly planned it out. They created an almost scandal of "who dun it" when they were the ones who attacked poor, little, precious KIRK before Night to Remember and played stupid, and then they wore sketchers to the ring and beat his ass in a 2-on-1 attack too. Cole says he can take it, he's taken bumps and bruises his whole career, but KIRK? POOR INNOCENT KIRK? Cole is angry that they knocked KIRK so far into another dimension that he's being best friends with a freaking monkey, now. Cole asks Braxley if she realizes how much insurance on a monkey costs? Cole says he realizes he doesn't have friends in that locker room. He knows he's made a lot of enemies along the way. Cole says he knows he's on an island on himself but all it takes is just one to throw that life raft and realize that ColePens only has good intentions now. ColePens says he lost it all, and now he's going to take everything away from those who wronged him - one way or another, whether he has help or not, because he knows that Unreal & Scandale have just as many enemies, if not more, than Cole does. Kayla leaves.

INTERVIEW - @Disclose is with Cathy Kelley. Cathy tries asking about the hospital stuff, but Disclose disregards it. He says no more distractions. It's crunch time. More than half of the G1 is over now and tonight is possibly his biggest challenge yet as Disclose is fighting Mitchy one-on-one for the first time ever. Disclose says he respects Mitchy and his talent, but Disclose is the one who's going to spoil The Outcasts' hope of an all Outcast final, because if anyone is winning the A block, it's El Idolo. Disclose goes to leave, but turns back, Disclose hands Cathy a note, saying he found it on his bag directed to Cathy for some reason. Disclose leaves, Cathy opens the note, and it says, "DO U LIKE ME? YES / HECK YES" with boxes beside the options and a guitar drawn in the corner. Cathy rolls her eyes.

HYPE - Next week, B Block in action: The Gongshow vs. Cor, UnrealMachine vs. Jbell, PeterSidorkiewicz vs. End of Line & El Dandy vs. Serac.

HYPE - Kings of Wrestling. G1 Finale on July 11.

MATCH 4 - @Mitchy vs. @Disclose - Block A Round Robin
- The fans pop as the bell rings and the two stand in opposite corners. The fans are already buzzing. "Let's go Mitchy / Let's go Disclose" chant exchange as the commentary hype up this big fight feel in their first ever one-on-one encounter. They circle, and then test their strength. Mitchy takes Disclose down to his knees, but Disclose pops up and monkey flips Mitchy, but keeps a grip on the hands. Disclose gets up and now he gets Mitchy on his knees in the test of strength. Mitchy powers up, and he gets one leg in between them, breaks the grip, and Mitchy rolls Disclose through for an arm bar, but Disclose quickly gets the ropes. Mitchy gets up and smiles as Disclose is on a knee and the fans applaud. They circle again, go to lockup, but Disclose slips behind. Disclose has a waist lock in, and Mitchy tries getting free. Disclose takes Mitchy down to the mat and keeps the waist lock applied on the mat. Disclose transitions to a front face lock, and then Mitchy spins out of it and he grounds Disclose and gets him in a front facelock. Disclose spins out of it and has Mitchy in a hammerlock. They power up to their feet, and Mitchy counters the hammerlock to apply one of his own. Mitchy transitions to a headlock. Disclose pushes Mitchy off the ropes and then drops Mitchy with a shoulder block. Disclose up and over, and then Mitchy pops up and leap frogs Disclose, and Disclose continues off the ropes and Mitchy with an arm drag! Mitchy hits a second arm! Mitchy for a hip toss, but Disclose blocks. Disclose for a monkey flip, but MITCHY FLIPS THROUGH AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
- Disclose gets up and charges when he sees Mitchy on his feet, but Mitchy moves. Disclose off the ropes and he hits a hip toss on Disclose now. Mitchy hits a forearm smash to Disclose in the corner. Mitchy winds up and charges back, but Disclose hits him with an elbow to block. Mitchy backs away, and Disclose charges, but MITCHY FOR A BACK BODY DROP, BUT DISCLOSE LANDS ON HIS FEET! Disclose turns and he sends Mitchy into the corner with a dropkick. DISCLOSE FOR A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK, BUT MITCHY MOVES! Mitchy off the ropes for a dropkick, but Disclose dodges it. Disclose out of the opposite corner and back, and DISCLOSE WITH A BIG RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO SEND MITCHY INTO THE CORNER! Disclose runs back to the opposite corner, but MITCHY FOLLOWS WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Mitchy off the ropes, but Disclose cuts him off with a reverse elbow! Cover gets a two count! Disclose looks for a double foot stomp, but Mitchy rolls out of the way. Mitchy pops up and looks for an enziguri, but DISCLOSE CATCHES THE LEG! DISCLOSE LOOKS FOR AN INVERTED CLOVERLEAF, BUT MITCHY FLIPS THROUGH! Disclose in the corner, and he turns and he eats a splash from Mitchy! Mitchy off the ropes and MITCHY WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK SENDS DISCLOSE OUT TO THE FLOOR TO A BIG REACTION!
- Mitchy stands tall in the ring and then measures Disclose up. Disclose gets up on the floor, AND MITCHY CHARGES AND HITS HIM WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! Mitchy runs back into the ring, and MITCHY FOR ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE, BUT DISCLOSE HAS THIS ONE SCOUTED AND HITS A KICK MID-DIVE TO MITCHY! Mitchy is draped over the middle rope as the fans pop. Disclose sells. Disclose up on the apron, and DISCLOSE UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HE HITS A BIG DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF THE DRAPING MITCHY!!!! OH THAT WAS SICKENING!!!! The crowd lets out a gasp as Mitchy drops to the floor and holds his head as Disclose sells on the floor. Disclose points to his head, as if he's smarter. Disclose rolls in the ring and plays to the crowd to cheers. "Let's go Disclose / Let's go Mitchy" chant exchange again. Disclose looks out and sees Mitchy stirring, holding his head, and DISCLOSE LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW PLANCHA TO THE FLOOR, BUT MITCHY CATCHES HIM OUT OF MID-AIR WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM ON THE APRON INSTEAD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS AS DISCLOSE SCREAMS IN PAIN AND MITCHY COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES! WOW WHAT A COUNTER!
- We see a replay of that counter as Mitchy rolls Disclose back into the ring and sells his head. Mitchy climbs up to the apron and measures up Disclose, who sells his back. Disclose gets up, and MITCHY WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF DISCLOSE, SENDING HIM INTO THE CORNER CHEST FIRST! Mitchy charges and hits a running elbow to the back of Disclose in the corner. Disclose turns in the corner, and Mitchy hits a forearm smash. He hits a second, and then Mitchy runs off the ropes and drops Disclose with a forearm smash. He hits a second, and Mitchy continues off the ropes and drops Disclose with a slingblade! Mitchy sets up in the corner and motions for something. Disclose slowly gets up, and MITCHY LOOKS FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT DISCLOSE BLOCKS! HE SANDWICHES THE LEG BETWEEN HIMSELF AND MITCHY'S BACK, AND DISCLOSE THEN HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans applaud as both men sell on the mat. They slowly get up and exchange rights and lefts in the middle of the ring as the fans are going wild. Mitchy hits Disclose with an enziguri. Disclose bounces off the ropes and looks for a big clothesline, but MITCHY COUNTERS IT INTO A NECKBREAKER! Mitchy gets up and he's all fired up now. Mitchy sets up for something, Disclose gets to his knees... MITCHY FOR A SUPERKICK AGAIN, BUT DISCLOSE COUNTERS IT! HE HAS MITCHY UP FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR... BUT MITCHY COUNTERS IT INTO A REVERSE HURRICANRANA!!!! WOW! MITCHY FOR THE COVER.... DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!
- The crowd is buzzing as Mitchy thought he had it there. Mitchy gets up and he stomps his foot on the mat now, setting up for a curb stomp. Disclose slowly gets up... MITCHY FOR A CURB STOMP, BUT DISCLOSE MOVES! Disclose looks for a back suplex, but Mitchy flips through. DISCLOSE FOR A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW, BUT MITCHY COUNTERS INTO A BACK SUPLEX, BUT DISCLOSE FLIPS THROUGH, BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON! Mitchy turns, and Mitchy hits a high kick to the head of Disclose, staggering him on the apron against the ropes. MITCHY LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD ATTACK ON THE APRON, BUT DISCLOSE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OUT OF MID-AIR AS MITCHY LANDS ON THE APRON! Disclose lifts Mitchy up for a suplex, but Mitchy hits Disclose in the head with a knee to break free. They fight it out on the apron, and Mitchy catches Disclose with a boot to the face to back him off. MITCHY CHARGES AND TRIES FOR A HURRICANRANA OFF THE APRON TO DISCLOSE TO THE FLOOR, BUT DISCLOSE FLIPS THROUGH AND LANDS ON HIS FEET TO A BIG POP!!! Mitchy doesn't realize it, he turns, and DISCLOSE CHARGES AND SENDS MITCHY BACK FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK! Disclose sees Mitchy's position... AND DISCLOSE CHARGES WITH A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK TO MITCHY AGAINST THE RING STEPS TO A HUUUUGE REACTION!!!!
- Mitchy slumps over on the floor and Disclose sells his knees off the impact. Disclose rolls Mitchy back into the ring and Disclose follows... DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER, BUT MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!! Disclose pulls Mitchy up, and Disclose hits a suplex. Disclose hits a second... DISCLOSE LOOKS TO FINISH OFF THREE AMIGOS, BUT MITCHY BLOCKS... MITCHY FIGHTS HIM OFF... SIDE KICK TO THE GUT, AND MITCHY THEN HITS THE SMALL PACKAGE FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX TO A BIG POP!!! MITCHY FOR THE COVER.... DISCLOSE SOMEHOW KICKS OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT NOW!!! Disclose crawls to the corner, and Mitchy charges for a splash, but Disclose moves and DISCLOSE HITS A HIGH KICK TO THE BACK OF MITCHY'S HEAD!!! Mitchy is slumped over, and DISCLOSE GRABS MITCHY AND HITS HIM WITH AN INVERTED TORNADO DDT OFF THE TOP TO A BIG REACTION!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER.... MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!
- 10 MINUTE WARNING as Disclose sits up after that pin attempt. Disclose pulls Mitchy up by his hair and hits him with knees to the side of the head. Disclose runs off the ropes, but MITCHY CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! MITCHY LIFTS DISCLOSE UP AND LOOKS FOR THE BUCKLE BOMB... BUT DISCLOSE COUNTERS INTO A FRANKENSTEINER INTO THE CORNER!!! Disclose pops up, and Disclose hits a big double knee attack in the corner on Mitchy! Disclose steps back, and DISCLOSE WITH A BIG DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW!! Mitchy falls into a seated position in the corner, and DISCLOSE WITH A BIG DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK TO THE CHEST!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT AGAIN!!! Disclose can't believe it. Disclose rolls out to the apron. Disclose slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle, selling the effects of the match... BUT MITCHY GETS A SECOND WIND, HE RUNS UP TOP... MITCHY HITS A SUPERPLEX ON DISCLOSE!!! MITCHY ROLLS THROUGH... A SECOND SUPLEX... AND MITCHY FOR A FALCON ARROW... BUT DISCLOSE COUNTERS! HE LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND MITCHY, AND MITCHY TRIES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT DISCLOSE RUNS BY AND TO THE ROPES, AND DISCLOSE FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON MITCHY, BUT MITCHY HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF MID-AIR AS DISCLOSE WAS MID-MOONSAULT!!!! HOLY ****!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!! MITCHY FOR THE COVER.... AND MITCHY PICKS UP THE WIN!!! MITCHY WINS!!!



NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! HOW!?!?!? WOW!!! Mitchy can't believe it now. Mitchy gets up and he pulls Disclose up as a "this is awesome" chant breaks out. Mitchy pulls Disclose to his feet, but Disclose pushes Mitchy off and hits him with a knife edge chop. Mitchy fires back with a forearm smash. They exchange chops and forearm smashes as the fans are buzzing. Mitchy hits repeated, furious forearm strikes in succession, and MITCHY LOOKS FOR A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, BUT DISCLOSE SPINS THROUGH! DISCLOSE PULLS MITCHY IN... SUPLEX... AND A SECOND SUPLEX! THREE AMIGOS... NO! MITCHY BLOCKS... AND MITCHY HITS THE FALCON ARROW!!! MITCHY FOR THE COVER... DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!!!! WHAT A MATCH!
- 5 MINUTE WARNING! Disclose is looking out of it as Mitchy sits up and he's feeding off the crowd. "Fight forever" chant as Mitchy gets up and calls for Disclose to get up. Mitchy waits for Disclose to get to his knees... AND MITCHY HITS A SUPERKICK!!! DISCLOSE SLUMPS OVER... MITCHY HITS THE BUCKLE BOMB ON DISCLOSE!!! DISCLOSE STAGGERS AHEAD... MITCHY FOR THE CURB STOMP, BUT DISCLOSE MOVES! DISCLOSE WITH A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW... AND DISCLOSE OFF THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO A REVERSE DDT TO A BIG POP!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER NOW.... MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!! Disclose can't believe it, but he pulls Mitchy up by his hair... AND DISCLOSE HITS DESTINO ON MITCHY!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER AGAIN.... AND DISCLOSE PINS MITCHY!!! WHAT A MATCH!!! DISCLOSE PINS MITCHY!!





NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MITCHY ROLLS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT JUST WITHIN A HAIR OF THE REFEREE COUNTING THREE!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!! 3 minutes left on the clock! Disclose sees the time. He stands by the ropes and waits for Mitchy to slowly get up. Mitchy pulls himself up... DISCLOSE CHARGES, AND NOW HE LOOKS FOR A RUNNING DESTINO, BUT MITCHY HOLDS THE ROPES AND DISCLOSE FLIPS THROUGH! MITCHY OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A MASSIVE BICYCLE KNEE TO DISCLOSE THAT SENDS DISCLOSE BACK INTO THE CORNER!!! Mitchy charges with a forearm smash, and then runs off the ropes, BUT DISCLOSE CATCHES HIM WITH A BIG CRUCIFIX BOMB!!!!! WOW!!!! HOLY ****!!!! Disclose pops up, and he's feeling it! 2 minutes left! Disclose pulls Mitchy up... suplex... and another... AND NOW DISCLOSE FINISHES OFF THREE AMIGOS!!! DISCLOSE HAS TO ACT FAST! TIME IS TICKING DOWN! DISCLOSE CLIMBS UP TOP... MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP, BUT MITCHY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DISCLOSE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND TRIES FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT, BUT MITCHY GETS HIS KNEES UP AND INTO A SMALL PACKAGE... DISCLOSE KICKS OUT! Mitchy to his feet, Disclose on a knee, and MITCHY WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF DISCLOSE! MITCHY GOES UP TOP.... MITCHY WITH THE PHOENIX SPLASH... BUT DISCLOSE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND MITCHY CRASHES AND BURNS!!! Mitchy gets to his feet slowly selling... AND DISCLOSE GRABS HIM.... PUMPHANDLE DRIVER!!!! HOLY **** DISCLOSE WITH THE PUMPHANDLE DRIVER!!! THERE'S 15 SECONDS LEFT... DISCLOSE PULLS MITCHY'S DEAD WEIGHT UP.... HIGH ANGLE IMPALER DDT CONNECTS!!! DISCLOSE SLOWLY TURNS MITCHY'S DEAD WEIGHT OVER.... COVER....






AND DISCLOSE DOES IT!!!! DISCLOSE PINS MITCHY WITH LITERALLY 4 SECONDS LEFT ON THE CLOCK!!!! WOW!!!!

RESULT: Disclose def. Mitchy via pin @ 29:56.

Post-match: The crowd goes INSANE as Disclose collapses to the mat selling that match. Both men are down as the fans are all on their feet, buzzing and applauding for the effort of those two men. We see highlights -- and there are plenty -- of that match. Back live, Disclose uses the ropes to help himself up, and the referee raises his arm in victory. Disclose celebrates his victory. Mitchy gets to his feet, selling the match. Mitchy extends his hand, and Disclose shakes it to a big pop. Mitchy nods and then leaves the ring, selling the match as Disclose continues celebrating his victory to a big pop.

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CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW

- Block B Round Robin: End of Line vs. PeterSidorkiewicz.
- Block B Round Robin: The Gongshow vs. Cor.
- Block B Round Robin: El Dandy vs. Serac.
- Block B Round Robin: UnrealMachine vs. Jbell.

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BLOCK A STANDINGS AFTER NIGHT 13

- Disclose (4-0-0-2 = 12 points)
- Fro (4-0-0-2 = 12 points)
- Scandale du Jour (3-0-1-2 = 10 points)
- Mitchy (3-0-1-2 = 10 points)
- SeidoN (2-2-0-2 = 10 points)
- Falco Lombardi (3-0-0-3 = 9 points)
- ColePens (1-2-0-3 = 7 points)
- Emperoreddy (2-0-0-4 = 6 points)
- BonMorrison (2-0-0-5 = 6 points)
- Paris in Flames (2-0-0-5 = 6 points)


Via Cid Phoenix of WrestleBlog.net
My review of HFWF WEEKLY 77


Greetings and Salutations everyone and welcome to another episode of my show where I watch and review HFWF Weekly by giving the Good an Up and the No Good a Down. The Weeks are seemingly flying by now as we approach the climax of the G1 Kings of Wrestling tournament. What is in store for us tonight? Let’s go find out.

Tonight kicks off just like every other week so far in this tournament by going straight into a match. Tonights appetizer of action is SeidoN and Paris in Flames. As mentioned last week, this is a must win situation for both guys to have any chance of staying near the top of the pack. Unfortunately for Paris this is not his night, SeidoN seems primed to pin Paris but Bon stops that from happening but in doing so causes his Partner to lose anyways. If we have learned anything from the team that God gifted us this is just part of their plans that we just do not understand as mere mortals. Also unfortunately I cannot in good conscience give this an up and therefore - Gets a Down.

After the match Bon and Paris attack SeidoN and in a big surprise ColePens is the one to arrive for the save. Well Maybe not super surprising as he is set to face Bon in the next match. This one is a bit better than the opener but for the second straight match we get a DQ finish robbing us of a clear victor as Scandale arrives on scene and attacks ColePens with a chair. UnrealMachine also arrives and the two once again destroy Cole similar to just a few weeks ago when they sent him to the hospital. No one comes to Coles rescue. This is tragic and also - Gets a Down. So far this show has been a disappointment with the DQ finishes but I have hope the final two matches will deliver and turn his show around.

Before we get to that we go once again to the ColePens Corporate Hospital where KIRK has been since Night to Remember. KIRK and Stash the Monkeys friendship tour continues as the two have made pillows. Their moment is disturbed when Disclose, Catrina, Brudda, and Gaudelepe enter the room. KIRK runs each of the interlopers down verbally but is interrupted when Dr. Phil enters the room. Dr. Phil is almost catatonic at the scene he just walked into and before he can fully process Falco and Cor also arrive. They see Dr. Phil and get a selfie with him but Dr. Phil has no idea it even happened. Somehow Brudda’s Turtle has attacked KIRK 2.0 on Cors hand. (It’s a sock puppet, Honestly if this is the first time you have read one of my reviews and have read this far and not left just roll with it.) While all this is going on EmperorEddy arrives, or Eddy in a not very good disguise anyways. Not realising where he is right away it soon dawns on him. More insanity occurs and in the end everyone is evicted from the room and hospital including Stash and KIRK who leave with Stash Pulling Kirk in a Wagon. - Gets a ???!? I honestly have no idea what i just watched.

Thankfully we go right back to the ring for some wrestling with All Class Champion Fro facing Scandale. This is as good as you would expect from two of the top guys so far in the tournament. Great back and forth and just as Scandle has the All Class Champion on the ropes KIRK ad Stash arrive live and Scandale takes his eyes off Fro which spells the end of his night as Fro gets the win. - Gets a Up.

In the trainer's room ColePens is interviewed by Kayla but he keeps getting her name wrong. He laments he has no allies but is sure he can find some as he is confidant Scandale and UnrealMachine have to have enemies. Cathy Kelly has found Disclose and asks about the events at the hospital but Disclose pleads the fifth before heading to the ring for his match with Mitchy. Looks like these guys watched AC and Serac from last week and took notes as it had a very similar feel, which is not a bad thing in the slightest. This goes right to the wire with Disclose able to pull out the victory with four seconds left on the clock. - Gets an Up.
The show started out slow then went full on El Dandy crazy before recovering just in time for the finish. It was mentioned that all the titles will be on the line at Kings of Wrestling which is an interesting development. So let's look at potential matchups.

Tag Titles - Dr. Pepper and Jbell vs FTR. This seems like the obvious choice unless after the House show tomorrow they announce something odd like a match at the friday semifinals show for FTR to face another team for the number one contenders spot like maybe Bon and Paris or something.

All Class - Fro vs Falco seems like the obvious choice here too as they have been having a few interactions throughout the tournament. Fro is currently in a top two spot of Block A. Doing some hypothetical booking with my lucky eight ball to help tomorrow could have Scandale and Mitchy get their wins back putting them right back near the top. A SeidoN win over Falco also gets him up and Disclose over Bon keeps him near the top too. Cole versus Eddy really is irrelevant but the 8 ball picked Cole. So on the off chance those predictions are correct it would have Fro out of the top four and able to defend with no conflict and Falco would also be out of the top allowing for him to challenge. Still a week left but at the moment that is how I see it.

Heavyweight - I said a while back I thought there could be a four-way match here with Cole, El Dandy, AC and of course the Champ Gongshow. I still feel that with the only possible change is if AC somehow manages to beat the top three guys currently in Group B with End of Line, Unreal Machine and Dandy to make the top two and then have to beat one of those a second time to make the finals. I don’t see that happening. Another option is AC and Gong one on one and Cole and Dandy having a rematch from NTR but I like the four way match better as it has better story possibilities.

I am still going with my Picks of UnrealMachine and End of Line while Mitchy still seems solid but my pick of Falco seems to have faded. Right now I think Disclose seem like the better option. Lots of time and matches left.

Just one final note this week. I heard a rumour that Cor entered himself into an Ironman Triathlon but then pulled out after he learned it was not a Tricycle race.

I’m Cid Phoenix, see you all next time.
 

Cor

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- Emperoreddy (2-0-0-5 = 6 points) - eliminated
- BonMorrison (2-0-0-6 = 6 points) - eliminated
- Paris in Flames (2-0-0-6 = 6 points) - eliminated


Two of these chumps have been given a title opportunity while the other is talking smack.


Nothing is ever earned smh
 

Cor

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Someone needs to come to this losers rescue because Stash rightfully abandoned them.

What are you going to do with your next few weeks off?

Already eliminated. No one cares about you right now. Haven’t been gifted a title shot like the other losers.


Maybe study some of my matches, and learn something
 
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And yet, I am doing amazing in the G1, I have a Sketchers contract and @UnrealMachine and I keep kicking @ColePens 's ass. You may have cost me 1st place, I'll feed you to your stupid monkey.

KIRK (@KIRK)
You have a Sketchers contract? A SKETCHERS contract? What is SKETCHERS? You really are a dumb son of a *****, and you sure as hell don't know how to spell. When I said you had a 10 franc brain, clearly I was being 9 francs too generous. (1/4)

KIRK (@KIRK)
And you keep kicking @ColePens ass. How precious. You put me in a hospital bed. Good for you. You won a few battles. But, this is why you @ColePens and I always saw you as the weakest link. You're too STUPID to get the difference between winning a few battles and WINNING . . . THE . . . WAR. (2/4)

KIRK (@KIRK)
But you didn't get THAT job done. @ColePens is still breathing. And now it's HIS turn to put MY plan into motion. I only hope he lets you live long enough to watch Jim Rutherford trade your precious KRISSY LETANG first. (3/4)

KIRK (@KIRK)
@ColePens . . . time for you to learn to love STASH, because I'm BACK . . . and he's part of the deal. Now, let's go take care of those Machine pieces of crap, starting with the dumb ass Frenchie. (4/4)

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P.S. . . . I'm truly sorry about all those broken mirrors in your dressing room, @Scandale du Jour. I swear, it was an accident.
 

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Tomorrow:

HFWF TV, Block B
Live event, Block B

Points roundup

Live event, Block A, the final live event of Block A.

Friday:

HFWF TV, Block A, finale night
Live event, Block B, the final live event of Block B

Saturday or Sunday:

HFWF TV, Block B, finale night.

Early week:

G1 Finale special.

Undecided yet:

Kings of Wrestling.
 
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KIRK (@KIRK)
You have a Sketchers contract? A SKETCHERS contract? What is SKETCHERS? You really are a dumb son of a *****, and you sure as hell don't know how to spell. When I said you had a 10 franc brain, clearly I was being 9 francs too generous. (1/4)

KIRK (@KIRK)
And you keep kicking @ColePens ass. How precious. You put me in a hospital bed. Good for you. You won a few battles. But, this is why you @ColePens and I always saw you as the weakest link. You're too STUPID to get the difference between winning a few battles and WINNING . . . THE . . . WAR. (2/4)

KIRK (@KIRK)
But you didn't get THAT job done. @ColePens is still breathing. And now it's HIS turn to put MY plan into motion. I only hope he lets you live long enough to watch Jim Rutherford trade your precious KRISSY LETANG first. (3/4)

KIRK (@KIRK)
@ColePens . . . time for you to learn to love STASH, because I'm BACK . . . and he's part of the deal. Now, let's go take care of those Machine pieces of crap, starting with the dumb ass Frenchie. (4/4)

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We have made you go crazy and your best friend is a monkey. There is no war. Just two destroyed men trying to hold on to the past.
 
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Someone needs to come to this losers rescue because Stash rightfully abandoned them.

luchalibreonline @luchaonline

LOSER?
Emperoeddy = eliminated with 6 points only.
Disclose = first place with 14 points

and he also let you pin him to get an advantage and you still blew it. :laugh:
You suck amigo.
#HFWFG1
 

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We have made you go crazy and your best friend is a monkey. There is no war. Just two destroyed men trying to hold on to the past.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Are you sure I went crazy . . . and it's not just that I'm crazy like a fox? I know you're too stupid to understand the difference, but think about it. Just don't think too hard that you give yourself a hernia.

KIRK (@KIRK)
One franc brain was too stupid to understand the difference between SKETCHERS . . . and SKECHERS.
 
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KIRK (@KIRK)
Are you sure I went crazy . . . and it's not just that I'm crazy like a fox? I know you're too stupid to understand the difference, but think about it. Just don't think too hard that you give yourself a hernia.

KIRK (@KIRK)
One franc brain was too stupid to understand the difference between SKETCHERS . . . and SKECHERS.

Pretty Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
You are high on chocolate milk.
 
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Tomorrow:

HFWF TV, Block B
Live event, Block B

Points roundup

Live event, Block A, the final live event of Block A.

Friday:

HFWF TV, Block A, finale night
Live event, Block B, the final live event of Block B

Saturday or Sunday:

HFWF TV, Block B, finale night.

Early week:

G1 Finale special.

Undecided yet:

Kings of Wrestling.

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@Scandale du Jour is 0-1 in the G1 since KIRK's return. Just saying . . .
 

KIRK

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@KIRK - i can deal with you being a *****. BUT STASH?

Did you see what @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine are doing? @El Dandy is sitting back just chuckling up a storm. Let's go. We have to get to work.

I swear to God if you give me another stick figure note of you and Stash holding hands, I'm going to knock your front teeth in.

KIRK (@KIRK) <Twitter Private Message to @ColePens>
Oh just shut the hell up and deal with the monkey. There's always a method to my madness.
 

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Cathey Kelly walks into the catering room to the scene of Emperoreddy trashing the entire place.

Food is being tossed all over, ruining the carpet and locker room. Tables are being thrown and broken. Lighting equipment. Even a blanket of @KIRK and stash ends up on the ground ripped and covered in potato salad. The only thing spared is a plate of fish sticks.

CK: “What is going on here...?”

EE: “f*** this place! f*** ‘Em!!! I am tired of this shit. f*** G1. f*** all the favorites that get played. f*** these Machine f***ers interfering and distracting me in MY final match. f*** these blind ass refs on the take!”

*EE looks directly into the camera screaming*

EE: “playtime is over. No more nice guy. f*** ‘Em all. f*** your tournaments. f*** your gifting the two other eliminated losers to a tag title opportunity. f*** it.

I am going to lay waste to this roster. There won’t be an unbroken bone left when I’m done. I’m coming for you @Fro, so get that belt shined up real nice. Because when you are done with that piece of f***ing coal @Falco Lombardi and his waste of air flunky, I am taking that title after ripping your arm out of your socket and beating you over the f***ing head with it.

Then I am coming for that lunatic @The Gongshow and his big gold belt, while ripping the machine out root and stem. I won’t need creepy f***ing magic to do it either. f*** that. I am breaking every single faction down with old fashioned sweat and muscle.

f*** this. I am going to the gym!”

*Eddy storms off, before coming back, taking the plate of fish sticks and leaving again screaming “f*** ‘em” over and over again*
 
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