HFWF: The Reboot VIII

[M.C.G. 31]

Teaming with Omni?

G1 tags are just to keep competitors fresh.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

HFWF WEEKLY 74
May 28, 2020

- Opening signature. G1 hype.

MATCH 1 - HFWF World Champion @The Gongshow vs. @Serac - Block B Round Robin
- Gongshow holds up his World Title in Serac's face pre-match to taunt him. As soon as the bell rings, Serac charges with a big running dropkick to Gong in the corner. He unloads with a flurry of strikes and chops and then turns to kicks. Serac sends Gong into the opposite corner. Double knee attack connects. Serac hits a running dropkick to Gongshow, and Gong falls through the ropes and to the floor. Serac sets up on the apron and looks for a big running knee attack off the apron, but GONGSHOW COUNTERS IT, SLIPPING BEHIND, AND GONGSHOW DROPS SERAC ON THE RING APRON WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Gongshow rolls Serac into the ring and goes for the early cover, but SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO. The Gongshow goes to work quick, hitting Garvin stomps on every limb of Serac. The Gongshow follows up with repeated knee drops and looks for another pin, but gets another two count. Gongshow pulls Serac up and sends him hard into the corner. Gong charges but eats a boot. He eats a second boot, and Serac flips over to the apron. Gong charges again, but Serac hits a high kick on Gongshow and sends him back. Serac climbs up top, and SERAC WITH A BIG MISSILE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP! SERAC FOR THE COVER, GONGSHOW KICKS OUT AT TWO.
- Commentary talks about post-G1 implications if Serac can pick up a win. Serac clotheslines Gong over the top and to the floor. Serac measures Gong up, and SERAC WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE FOREARM SMASH TO GONGSHOW! The crowd pops BIG as Gongshow gets rammed into the guardrail and Serac plays to the crowd. Serac sends Gongshow into the ring and he follows in. SERAC WITH A RELEASE SUPLEX BACKBREAKER ON GONGSHOW! SERAC FOR THE COVER, GONGSHOW KICKS OUT AT TWO! Gong to his knees and Serac unloads with a flurry of hard kicks to the chest. Serac looks for a roundhouse to the head, but Gongshow dodges it. Gongshow pops up and GONGSHOW WITH A HARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO SERAC BUT SERAC FIRES BACK WITH A REBOUNDING CLOTHESLINE TO A HUGE POP! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... GONGSHOW KICKS OUT AT TWO! "Serac" chants break out as he's fired up and surveys the crowd. Gongshow to his knees again, and SERAC OFF THE ROPES FOR A RUNNING KNEE, BUT GONGSHOW MOVES! SERAC TURNS INTO A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK FROM GONGSHOW! The Gongshow takes a moment to reset before going back to work.
- Gongshow pulls Serac up and boots him in the gut repeatedly. Gongshow sends Serac hard into the corner and drops him with a big clothesline. The Gongshow talks trash, asking Serac who the hell he thinks he is. Serac fires back with hard strikes as he's on his knees, but Gongshow hits a hard knee to the side of the head. The Gongshow stomps away at Serac in the corner, hard into the chest. The Gongshow pulls him up and hits hard European uppercuts. The Gongshow seats Serac up on the top turnbuckle and climbs up. Gongshow gets control, hitting headbutts and strikes. GONGSHOW SETS UP FOR A SUPERPLEX, BUT SERAC FIGHTS OUT OF IT! SERAC HITS HEADBUTTS OF HIS OWN, AND THEN GETS CONTROL... AND SERAC WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO A HUGE POP!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... GONGSHOW KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF!!! Serac pulls himself up and Gongshow gets up, spaghetti legged, and SERAC CHARGES WITH A BIG RUNNING DROPKICK, SENDING GONGSHOW BACK INTO THE CORNER HARD! Serac gets up again, measuring up Gongshow, and SERAC CHARGES FOR A CORNER DROPKICK, BUT GONGSHOW MOVES AND SERAC CRASHES AND BURNS, DROPPING ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
- The Gongshow gets a devilish smirk as he realizes what's happened. Gongshow puts Serac up on the top turnbuckle with his back to the ring, and then climbs up. Gongshow has control with strikes, and then steps up and sets it up, and THE GONGSHOW DELIVERS A MASSIVE SUPER BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TO SERAC TO A HUUUUUUUGE REACTION!!!!!!!! SERAC SCREAMS IN PAIN AS BOTH MEN SELL THEIR BACK! GONGSHOW FOR THE COVER.... BUT SERAC SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF! The Gongshow gets up and wastes no time, pulling Serac up, and GONGSHOW HITS A BIG SUPLEX ON SERAC! The Gongshow for another cover, but SERAC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF AGAIN! The Gongshow looks to start getting frustrated as he glares at the referee. The Gongshow bobs up and down in the ring as he sells listening to voices in his head, and The Gongshow finally calms down, and GONGSHOW HITS AN ELEVATED REVERSE NECKBREAKER ON SERAC! GONGSHOW FOR ANOTHER COVER, BUT SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS NOW!
- Gongshow hits elbows to the traps of Serac and then pulls him up. Hard European uppercuts, backing Serac to the ropes. Irish whip and Gong sets up for the scoop powerslam, but Serac clutches the ropes to save himself. Gongshow charges, but Serac catches him with a boot to the face. Serac hits another boot, and then SERAC WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! Serac swipes the legs out from under Gongshow, and then hits a big double knee drop to the chest! Serac rolls up, and SERAC WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT INTO A DOUBLE KNEE DROP TO THE CHEST OF GONGSHOW! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... GONGSHOW KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! Serac gets up selling his back and then measures Gongshow up. Gongshow in the corner, and SERAC WITH A RUNNING KNEE ATTACK TO THE BACK OF GONG IN THE CORNER! SERAC OUT OF THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND HE HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK IN THE CORNER TO GONGSHOW! SERAC OFF THE ROPES AND BACK, BUT GONGSHOW CATCHES HIM WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! The fans pop big as The Gongshow sells the attack and Serac rolls out to the apron. GONGSHOW FOLLOWS UP AND DROPS SERAC WITH A DRAPING DDT!!!! The fans give a mixed reaction as The Gongshow plays to the crowd, spazzes out and then sets up for a GSC. Serac starts getting up slowly... GONGSHOW WITH A GSC, BUT SERAC PUSHES HIM OFF AND THEN HITS A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE UPPER BACK! Serac follows up, and SERAC HITS A BACK SUPLEX INTO A BACKBREAKER TO A BIG REACTION! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... GONGSHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!
- Serac gets up and Gongshow starts slowly getting up, but SERAC OFF THE ROPES LOOKS FOR A RUNNING KICK, BUT GONGSHOW DODGES! SERAC CONTINUES OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ON THE GONGSHOW TO A HUGE POP!!! Serac rolls to the apron and he climbs up top, he measures Gongshow up. Gongshow slowly gets up, and SERAC FOR A BIG DIVING CROSSBODY, BUT THE GONGSHOW CATCHES HIM WITH A GSC OUT OF MID-AIR TO A HUUUUUGE POP!!!!!! OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!!! GONGSHOW FOR THE COVER.... BUT BEFORE HE CAN GRAB HOLD OF SERAC, SERAC FALLS OFF THE RING APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!!! Gongshow can't believe it as the referee starts his ring count. Serac isn't moving at the count of 5. At 7, he starts stirring, 8... 9... 10!!!! GONGSHOW WINS! SERAC FAILS TO MAKE THE COUNT!



NOOOOO!!! SERAC JUMPS INTO THE RING AT JUST THE LAST MOMENT! The Gongshow can't believe it as he goes wide-eyed. The Gongshow pulls Serac up, and GONGSHOW FOR ANOTHER GSC... BUT SERAC PUSHES HIM OFF! SERAC WITH A FIREMAN'S CARRY GUTBUSTER! SERAC WITH A CHARGING KNEE, HITTING GONG IN THE BACK AND SENDING HIM INTO THE CORNER! Serac out of the opposite corner with a big running European uppercut, and then out of the corner like a dart with a BIG running shoulder block in the corner! Serac transitions out to the apron through the ropes, and Gongshow staggers out, and SERAC WITH A BIG SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF GONG! GONG GOES CHEST FIRST OFF THE ROPES AND BOUNCES BACK, AND SERAC FOLLOWS UP WITH A QUICK GERMAN SUPLEX BRIDGING INTO A PIN.... BUT GONGSHOW KICKS OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT NOW! Gongshow on his knees, and SERAC FOR A KICK TO THE HEAD, BUT GONGSHOW DODGES! GONGSHOW FOR A BACK SUPLEX, SERAC FLIPS THROUGH! SERAC FOR A CLAYMORE KICK, BUT GONGSHOW DODGES! THE GONGSHOW LOOKS FOR A GSC, BUT SERAC CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM WITH AN UNPRETTIER TO A HUUUUGE POP!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER... AND SERAC WINS!!! SERAC PINS THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!




NOOOOOOOOO!!! GONGSHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!! WOW!!!! "This is awesome" chant as the crowd is buzzing. Serac can't believe it as he thought that was sit. Serac gets up, and he now pulls Gongshow up... SERAC FOR THE HAWAIIAN SMASHER... BUT GONGSHOW GETS FREE! GONGSHOW PUSHES SERAC OFF THE ROPES, BUT SERAC LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOVE, BUT HE FAKES THE JUMP BACK AND GONGSHOW COMMITTED TO A GSC ATTEMPT, AND GONGSHOW DROPS TO THE CANVAS AS SERAC REMAINS ON THE ROPES! The crowd goes WILD and applauds this, and Gongshow gets up, and SERAC CHARGES AND HITS GONGSHOW WITH A HUGE CLAYMORE KICK!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER..... AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE WIN!!!! SERAC PINS THE CHAMPION!

RESULT: Serac def. The Gongshow via pin @ 25:00.

Post-match: The crowd goes WILD as Serac sits up and is almost in disbelief as commentary calls this the biggest victory in Serac's career to pin the current World champion in this tournament. Serac poses and celebrates his victory. We see highlights of the match. Live, Serac continues celebrating, but THE GONGSHOW IS UP AND HE LOW BLOWS SERAC!!!! The heat is DEAFENING as The Gongshow mounts Serac and hits him with hard rights. Gongshow pushes the referee away and then viciously stomps on Serac's chest. Gongshow sells listening to voices in his head and then sets up in the corner. GONGSHOW LOOKS FOR A PUNT KICK ON SERAC...

BUT @SeidoN AND @Mitchy RUN OUT!!! The crowd goes WILD as Gongshow spots them and quickly bails out of the ring. He grabs his World Title and escapes. Mitchy and SeidoN check on Serac as they stare down Gongshow.

PRE-TAPE - @End of Line is shown in a mysterious location. He says he thought The Gongshow was starting to understand. He thought he was starting to see the light. He thought that the seed of freedom was planted and it was sprouting in Gongshow's mind but obviously he was wrong. End of Line tells The Gongshow he is approaching the point of no return, and Gongshow is too good to be stuck in limbo.

EARLIER THIS WEEK - @KIRK is shown looking sad and depressed, a bit of beard growing through. The camera pans out to reveal he's getting a sponge bath from one of the nurses, who's rubbing his back. KIRK just looks off in the distance. Suddenly, KIRK 2.0 appears in the picture. A weird voice comes from the socket puppet, as KIRK 2.0 tells his "brother," KIRK that he looks a bit down and to cheer up. KIRK 2.0 tells KIRK that he's looking like the #2 best looking of the two of them right now. KIRK slowly turns his head in disgust, and @Cor IS SHOWN WITH KIRK 2.0. KIRK screams, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? I'M BATHING!" Cor says he can see that and quite frankly, it was an image he didn't need in his life, but he's trying to audition for this voice role and using KIRK 2.0 was the best way to practice. KIRK isn't impressed, asking, "SO YOU PRACTICE WITH ME IN MY STATE OF DESPAIR AND WHEN I'M NAKED!?" Cor looks down and didn't realize KIRK was naked as he quickly looks away. Cor tells KIRK to lighten up because now he's going to be scarred for life with these images, and he only did this to practice the voice but still finds KIRK annoying as hell. KIRK screams, telling Cor that his own partner finds him annoying, the whole locker room finds him annoying, all of Hollywood finds him annoying, and KIRK most definitely finds him annoying, and suddenly, KIRK ends his tangent by THROWING THE ENTIRE BUCKET OF DIRTY WATER TOWARDS COR, AND THEN THROWING ORANGE JUICE AT HIM AS THE NURSE HURRIES COR OUT.

PRE-MATCH - Cor makes his entrance live, selling that visit from earlier in the week as he gets an even bigger pop than usual.

MATCH 2 - @Cor vs. @PeterSidorkiewicz - Block B Round Robin
- Commentary talks about their history in the tag division and Peter making his first All Class Title defense against Cor, successfully defeating him. They circle and go to lock up, but Cor goes down for a wrestling take down and applies a front face lock. Peter turns out of it and applies a hammerlock. Cor fights up, and he turns it into a hammerlock of his own and then a headlock. Takeover follows, but Peter with a head scissors. Cor tries kicking up, but Peter keeps it locked in and Cor is trapped. Cor readjusts, getting to his feet, Peter with his legs still wrapped around, and Peter hits a short hurricanrana to send Cor into the corner. They reset and stare at each other to applause from the crowd. They circle again, and now Cor with a short fireman's carry takeover. Waist lock follows and they gator roll on the mat. Cor pulls Peter up, but Peter backs him into the corner forcing a break. Clean break. They go to test their strength, but Cor slips behind now, and he takes Peter down to the mat. Peter tries turning out of it, but Cor applies a waist lock, wrapping his legs around Peter. Cor hits clubbing blows to the side of Peter's face as Peter tries working out of it. Peter eventually gets good positioning and turns Cor over, and Peter sets up for a surfboard stretch, but Cor fights out of it and grabs the ropes to break it. Peter hits a double stomp instead and backs off.
- Fans applaud. They now go the traditional lockup, but Peter with an arm drag. Cor fires back but eats another arm drag. He charges again and eats a third arm drag. Peter charges this time, and PETER MONKEY FLIPS COR UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR TO A BIG POP! Cor gets up, and PETER CHARGES AND WIPES COR OUT ON THE FLOOR WITH A TOPE TO A BIG POP! Peter rolls Cor into the ring, and Peter climbs up top. Cor gets up, and Peter looks for a diving crossbody, but Cor rolls through, repositions Peter and COR WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX TO A BIG POP! Cor plays to the crowd and then fires off on Peter with hard rights. Cor sends Peter off the ropes and looks for a hip toss, but Peter flips through and lands on his feet, and Peter then slips behind and Peter for a back suplex, but Cor flips through! Cor for a back suplex, but Peter flips through and lands on his feet on the apron, and Peter then hits a forearm smash to Cor from the apron and a shoulder block through the ropes. PETER FOR A SUNSET FLIP OVER THE TOP, BUT COR HOLDS THE ROPES TO STOP IT, AND COR THEN DROPS INTO A COVER ON PETER, BUT PETER KICKS OUT AT TWO!
- Peter gets up and looks for a right, but COR CATCHES HIM AND DELIVERS AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY OVER THE ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR TO A BIG POP! Cor measures up Peter now, and COR SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP AND LOOKS FOR AN AX HANDLE ON PETER, BUT PETER CATCHES HIM AND DELIVERS A T-BONE SUPLEX INTO THE GUARDRAIL TO A BIG REACTION FROM THE CROWD! Peter rolls Cor into the ring. He climbs up top, and PETER WITH A SWANTON BOMB! PETER FOR THE COVER, BUT COR KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! Peter hits knife edge chops to the chest of Cor. Peter Irish whips Cor, but Cor dodges a boot attempt and continues off the ropes, but Peter catches him and looks for an exploder suplex, but Cor fights free, slips behind, and Cor hits an atomic drop on Peter! Cor off the ropes and he hits a big running crossbody to Peter! Cor for the cover, but Peter kicks out at two! Cor sells as Peter gets up in the corner, but Cor gets a second wind and hits a big splash on Peter! Cor slips out and COR SUCCESSFULLY HITS THE SPRINGBOARD AX HANDLE ON PETER! Cor runs off the ropes and hits a somersault senton on Peter! Cor for the cover but Peter kicks out at two and a half now!
- Cor gets up and he sets up behind Peter now. Peter slowly gets up, COR THE OLYMPIC SLAM, BUT PETER SLIPS THROUGH! PETER OFF THE ROPES LOOKS FOR A ROLLING YOSHI TONIC BUT COR COUNTERS IT INTO A SITOUT POWERBOMB INSTEAD!!!! WHOA! COR FOR THE COVER, PETER KICKS OUT!!! COR QUICKLY PICKS THE ANKLE THOUGH! Cor locks the ankle lock in, but Peter rolls through and sends Cor into the corner before too much damage can be done! Peter is up, and PETER FOR THE HELLUVA KICK BUT COR SLIPS BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX! HE HITS A SECOND, AND THEN LOOKS FOR A THIRD, BUT PETER COUNTERS INTO A WHEELBARROW ROLL UP FOR A TWO AND A HALF! Both men are up, and Cor for a clothesline, but PETER DODGES! HE HAS COR ON HIS SHOULDERS... BUT COR SLIDES DOWN, AND COR HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! COR FOR THE COVER..... BUT PETER GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!! Cor can't believe it. He gets up and sets up for another Olympic Slam, but Peter slips through and arm drags Cor on his way down! Cor charges back, but PETER HAS HIM UP AND HITS HIM WITH A ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! PETER FOLLOWS UP WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! COVER.... COR GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! Peter can't believe it now. Peter pulls Cor up slowly, but COR PLAYS POSSUM! HE SLIPS BEHIND AND LOOKS FOR AN OLYMPIC SLAM AGAIN, BUT PETER IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT, SO COR READJUSTS AND LOOKS FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE, BUT PETER COUNTERS AND SENDS COR INTO THE CORNER CHEST FIRST! PETER CHARGES FOR THE HELLUVA KICK, BUT COR HAS IT SCOUTED, BLOCKING AND APPLYING THE ANKLE LOCK!!!! COR WRENCHES ON IT, AND NOW HE GRAPEVINES THE LEG OF PETER AFTER SOME MOMENTS! PETER HAS NOWHERE TO GO... AND PETER HAS TO TAP OUT!!!

RESULT: Cor def. PeterSidorkiewicz via submission @ 14:00.

Post-match: Cor gets up as the fans pop big. He celebrates and poses. We see a replay of the finish. Back live, Cor and Peter are up in the ring, and they shake hands out of respect to a round of applause from the crowd. Peter sells sadness over his defeat as he leaves Cor to continue celebrating.

PRE-TAPE - FTR, Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder are shown in front of a black curtain. The duo says they sat on the sidelines for a year watching teams come and go, watching teams evolve, watching teams break down. The one constant was that they were all just placeholders for the rightful #1 contenders, the kings of the tag division, the kings of tag team wrestling, the TOP GUYS, FTR. They vow to make life hell for Dr Pepper and Jbell, telling them it's nothing personal, they just have what they want. They tell Bell Pepper that maybe FTR can arrange a few things to ensure that Bell Pepper won't be too preoccupied in the G1 moving forward because they are taking their rightful tag title shot. Suddenly, @BonMorrison and @Paris in Flames walk into the shot. Bon & Paris aren't sure if they heard right. "Kings of tag team wrestling?" Bon & Paris remind them who the rightful KOW Tag Tournament winners were last year: them. And they won the tag titles. Bon & Paris tell the "top guys" to go to the back of the line. They say they run this tag division, and in Bon & Paris' tag division, you earn your keep. You don't get to hop the line as a consolation prize for fragile egos and fragile, injury prone bodies. The two teams have an intense stare down.

MAKE-A-WISH - @Emperoreddy is shown with a Make-A-Wish representative as he enters the hospital of the kid he'll be visiting. Emp says he's really proud to be doing these things all the time unlike other members of the HFWF roster. The rep tells Emp how much he means to the children, even if he is a bit vulgar these days, and how he's still their hero so long as he doesn't do what he did to Connor again. Emp brushes her off, and then stops following her as he gets distracted by fish sticks going down the hall. Emp stops, and he tries picking at one, but the person carting down the food tells Emp it's for the old people, but Emp takes a couple of fish sticks anyways, saying, "man, **** 'em old people" before walking off eating the fish sticks. He says those are some damn good fish sticks. The Make-A-Wish rep stops as she opens the door, and doesn't want to let Emp in. The rep says she must have made a mistake and brought him to the wrong room, but Emp says it's okay, he'll make this kid's day too. Emp eats his last fish stick in one full bite, and the rep tries stopping Emp from entering, but he brushes by her and opens the door and EMP WALKS INTO @KIRK 'S ROOM!!!! Emp is frozen as KIRK turns his head bug eyed and doesn't know how to respond. Emp takes his sunglasses off (why was he wearing these indoors to begin with) and Emp starts cursing. "YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT THE **** IS THIS? WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? WAS IT THE OUTCASTS? THE BLUEPRINT? MAN **** EM!" Emp turns to KIRK, yelling, "**** YOU TOO" and a nurse has to run down and tell Emp to keep it down because the nursery is next door, and Emp yells "MAN **** 'EM BABIES!" as he walks by and storms out. Emp pops back in, and EMP STEALS KIRK'S ORANGE JUICE. "**** your juice, too, *****" as Emp slaps the TV remote out of KIRK's hand and to the floor below before walking out. KIRK is absolutely stunned at what just happened.

MATCH 3 - @Dr Pepper vs. @End of Line - Block B Round Robin
- They brawl to start, exchanging hard rights and lefts in the middle of the ring. End of Line catches him with an uppercut and Dr Pepper fires back with a rolling forearm. The fans are buzzing for the quick and fiery brawl so far. Dr Pepper unloads with stiff forearms and then runs off the ropes, but End of Line catches him with a big clothesline and then a running senton. Commentary talks about these two being two original HFWF members. End of Line unloads with hard rights to Dr Pepper against the ropes. Irish whip, but Dr Pepper sends End of Line off the ropes instead and DR PEPPER HITS A SWINGING SIDE SLAM ON END OF LINE TO A BIG REACTION! FOLLOW UP LEG DROP! COVER, BUT END OF LINE KICKS OUT AT TWO! End of Line gets up with help of the ropes, but Dr Pepper charges and eats a hard right. Dr Pepper tries firing back with a clothesline, but END OF LINE BLOCKS, CATCHES HIM AND DROPS PEPPER WITH A URANGE! COVER GETS A TWO COUNT! End of Line looks for an early finish with the Overkill, but Dr Pepper pushes End of Line off, and DR PEPPER WITH A MASSIVE RUNNING BIG BOOT! END OF LINE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND BACK, AND DR PEPPER WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE... NO! END OF LINE DODGES! OVERKILL... DR PEPPER SLIPS THROUGH AND PUSHES END OF LINE THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR! End of Line on his feet, but DR PEPPER CHARGES AND WIPES HIM OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO A BIG POP!! Both men crash into the guardrail and sell on the floor as the crowd goes wild. They slowly get up, and END OF LINE THEN CHARGES AND HE SPEARS DR PEPPER THROUGH THE BARRIER AND INTO THE TIMEKEEPER'S AREA!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD, BUT THE REFEREE MAKES HIS COUNT... AND IT'S OVER! BOTH MEN ARE COUNTED OUT!

RESULT: End of Line and Dr Pepper fight to a double countout @ 5:00.

Post-match: The fans boo, but they quickly turn around to cheers again as the brawling continues between both men when they recover. END OF LINE THROWS DR PEPPER INTO A BIG PILE OF CHAIRS BEHIND THE TIMEKEEPER'S AREA! End of Line rolls Dr Pepper into the ring, but @The Gongshow RUNS OUT THROUGH THE CROWD TO ATTACK END OF LINE! Gong and End of Line end up brawling, exchanging strikes, and they take their fight through the crowd. They throw wild punches, throw each other into equipment before disappearing behind the curtain. Pepper gets up in the ring, but FTR APPEAR FROM BEHIND AND DROP DR PEPPER WITH THE SHATTER MACHINE! Dawson & Wilder stand tall to a big pop from the crowd.

PRE-TAPE - @Falco Lombardi is shown in a suit in front of a black curtain. He asks @Fro how he's doing. Falco reintroduces himself to Fro as the guy who was the beginning of the end of his HFWF World Title reign last year. Falco tells Fro he's also the guy in the same block as Fro, who's still standing despite Fro's attempt at a sneak attack last week. Falco tells Fro that when they meet in the G1, it won't just be another match between the two of them because history is going to repeat itself: it's going to be the beginning of the end of Fro's title reign, but this time, it's going to be Falco reaping the reward.

HYPE - Block A matches next week: SeidoN vs. BonMorrison, Disclose vs. Paris in Flames, Mitchy vs. Scandale & Falco Lombardi vs. Emperoreddy.

MATCH 4 - @The Catalyst vs. @jbell886 - Block B Round Robin
- The two men lockup, but Jbell pushes AC off easily. They lockup again, and Jbell pushes him off easily again. Jbell looks pissed for the attack moments ago on his partner. Instead of a lockup this time, AC just hammers away at him with strikes and chops to the chest. AC off the ropes hits a running dropkick to the chest of Jbell. AC off the ropes again, but Jbell hits a massive shoulder block. Jbell pulls AC up and now hits him with hard rights to the head and then a knife edge chop. Jbell sends AC off the ropes, but AC holds onto the ropes. Jbell charges but eats a back elbow from AC. AC looks for a springboard crossbody, but Jbell catches AC! Jbell tries to ram AC into the corner, but AC climbs down and pushes Jbell into the corner. AC hits a splash and then a forearm smash. AC off the ropes with a running dropkick to Jbell. AC tries for another one, but JBELL KNOCKS HIM OUT OF THE AIR WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! Jbell pulls AC up and drops him with a scoop slam. Jbell off the ropes for a leg drop, but AC moves! AC is up and he hits a hard kick to the chest of Jbell, knocking him down! AC follows up with an elbow drop, and then another, and a third elbow drop for a quick cover, but Jbell throws him away at the count of one. Jbell is up in the corner, and AC charges, but JBELL SENDS AC BACK WITH A SUPERKICK!
- AC staggers back to the middle of the ring, and Jbell charges and hits AC with a running headbutt. Jbell off the ropes with a running headbutt next. Quick cover for a quick two count. Jbell pulls AC up and sends him hard into the corner. Jbell charges and hits a big splash. AC wants to fall forward, but Jbell sends him back in the corner and hits hard reverse elbows. Jbell hits shoulder blocks in the corner next, and Jbell then carries AC, and JBELL SENDS AC ACROSS THE RING WITH A BIG EXPLODER SUPLEX! Jbell plays to the crowd to boos, soaking it in. Jbell pulls AC up and holds him in the corner. JBELL FOR A MASSIVE CHOP, BUT AC SAVES HIS OWN SKIN AND DODGES! AC unloads with a flurry of strikes on Jbell, but Jbell pushes AC off. Jbell charges, but AC dropkicks the leg of Jbell! Jbell on a knee, and AC now unloads with hard punches to the top of Jbell's skull. AC off the ropes for a running knee, but JBELL CATCHES LEGENDARY AC ON HIS SHOULDERS AND JBELL DROPS AC WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB! JBELL FOR THE COVER, BUT AC KICKS OUT AT TWO!
- Jbell hits heavy elbow drops on top of AC. Jbell pulls AC up to hit him with repeated headbutts. AC is down on a knee, and JBELL DROPS AC WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB! Jbell off the ropes for a follow up splash, but AC moves! Jbell crashes down, selling his torso as Legendary AC - out of desperation - drops Jbell with a quick running swinging neckbreaker! Both men are down, selling the effects of the match. They get up exchanging strikes, but Jbell pushes AC off, but AC fires back with a hard forearm smash, so JBELL SLAPS THE HELL OUT OF AC'S CHEST! AC drops to the mat selling his chest as the crowd goes wild. Jbell pulls AC up and furiously drops him with a hard scoop slam. Jbell up to the middle turnbuckle, and JBELL FOR A DIVING LEG DROP OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, BUT AC MOVES! Jbell crashes to the mat and he sells, and AC takes the opportunity to charge and AC HITS A HARD KNEE TO THE SIDE OF JBELL'S HEAD! AC unloads with strikes and knees, but Jbell pushes AC off again, but AC FIRES BACK AT JBELL WITH A FLASH KICK!!! JBELL FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR AS THE CROWD GOES WILD!
- AC takes a moment, Jbell gets in position... AC CHARGES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT JBELL CATCHES AC ACROSS HIS CHEST!!! JBELL REPOSITIONS AC, AND JBELL GOES TO DRIVE AC INTO THE RING POST, BUT AC CLIMBS DOWN AND SHOVES JBELL INTO THE RING POST INSTEAD!!! AC finds the opening as Jbell is down on a knee, and AC CHARGES, SACRIFICING HIMSELF AS HE SPLASHES THE BACK OF JBELL AND CRUSHING HIM INTO THE RING POST! Jbell falls to the floor, and AC UP ON THE APRON, AND AC CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT DOWN TO JBELL ON THE FLOOR TO A HUGE POP! Legendary AC rolls Jbell into the ring and he climbs up top. AC connects with a diving elbow drop! AC FOR THE COVER, BUT JBELL KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! "AC" chants fill the arena as Legendary AC sets up for something in the corner. Jbell slowly gets up, LEGENDARY AC CHARGES, BUT JBELL CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! AC is staggered... AC TRIES FOR A FLASH KICK OUT OF DESPERATION, BUT JBELL CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND THROWS HIM THROAT FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE FROM THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! Jbell follows up with a reverse powerslam, and then a big jumping elbow drop to the back of AC! Jbell for the cover... AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!
- Jbell looks angry as he drags AC on the canvas and puts him where he wants him. Jbell out to the apron, and now he slowly climbs up top, unfamiliar territory for the big man. Jbell hesitates, and THAT ALLOWS AC TO GET UP AND KNOCK THE TOP ROPE, CAUSING JBELL TO DROP AND CROTCH HIMSELF! The fans pop as AC has the opening now. AC climbs up and he hits punches and headbutts on Jbell. Jbell tries pushing AC off, but AC grabs onto the arm and LEGENDARY AC APPLIES A TRIANGLE CHOKE FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AC HANGS DOWN AS JBELL IS IN A BAD SPOT... BUT JBELL, OUT OF DESPERATION, USES HIS STRENGTH TO PULL AC UP, AND JBELL LEAPS OFF THE TOP AND DROPS AC WITH A SUPER POWERBOMB TO A HUUUUUUGE REACTION FROM THE CROWD!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! We see a replay, and JBELL NOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER..... BUT AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT TO A HUUUUGE POP!!!
- Jbell sits up and he can't believe it. Jbell gets up and he signals for the end as he pulls AC up. JBELL LOOKS FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT AC SLIPS THROUGH AND IMMEDIATELY HOOKS IN FOR THE CHAOS TRIGGER, BUT JBELL BACKS AC INTO THE CORNER! Jbell hits repeated shoulder thrusts to AC in the corner, and Jbell then carries AC out, but throws him in the air, AND JBELL CATCHES AC OUT OF THE AIR ON HIS SHOULDER... JBELL RAMS AC INTO THE CORNER, AND THEN LOOKS FOR A RUNNING POWERSLAM, BUT AC SLIDES DOWN! AC PUSHES JBELL INTO THE CORNER AND HITS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FLASH KICK!!!! Jbell staggers back and AC RUNS BY HIM AND LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT, BUT JBELL MOVES! AC lands on his feet, though, and JBELL LOOKS FOR THE MASSIVE CHOP, BUT AC ROLLS THROUGH OUT OF THAT, AND AC DROPS JBELL WITH THE CHAOS TRIGGER!!!! AC KEEPS HIS HANDS LOCKED TOGETHER, AND HE PULLS JBELL UP... AND HE DROPS JBELL WITH A SECOND CHAOS TRIGGER!!! AC FOR THE COVER.... AND AC PICKS UP THE WIN OVER JBELL!!

RESULT: Legendary AC def. Jbell via pin @ 17:00.

Post-match: The fans pop BIG as Legendary AC gets up, selling the effects of the match but celebrating. He poses. We see highlights. Back live, AC is still celebrating...

BUT @El Dandy APPEARS AND HE HITS LEGENDARY AC WITH A WICKED KNEE SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! The crowd boos HUGE as Legendary AC looks out of it on the canvas. El Dandy has a big smile on his face, and then EL DANDY PULLS LEGENDARY AC UP AND DROPS HIM WITH THE D-DRIVER!!!! El Dandy stands tall over AC to close the show.
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CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW

- Block A Round Robin: Mitchy vs. Scandale du Jour.
- Block A Round Robin: Disclose vs. Paris in Flames.
- Block A Round Robin: SeidoN vs. BonMorrison.
- Block A Round Robin: Falco Lombardi vs. Emperoreddy.

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BLOCK B STANDINGS AFTER NIGHT 7

- El Dandy (2-0-0-0 = 6 points)
- End of Line (1-0-1-0 = 4 points)
- Legendary AC (1-0-1-1 = 4 points)
- Jbell (1-0-1-1 = 4 points)
- Serac (1-0-0-1 = 3 points)
- UnrealMachine (1-0-0-1 = 3 points)
- PeterSidorkiewicz (1-0-0-2 = 3 points)
- Cor (1-0-0-2 = 3 points)
- The Gongshow (0-1-1-1 = 3 points)
- Dr Pepper (0-0-2-1 = 2 points)

Welcome welcome welcome one and all to another edition of the show. What show? The one where we watch HFWF and give the Good and Up and the No good a Down. We are getting close to the halfway point of this G1 King of Wrestling tournament and the cream is rising to the top. Who will make the push this week, Let’s Go.

Our first match of the week is HFWF World Heavyweight Champion Gongshow taking on Serac and the challenger took full advantage of taking on the champion even if it was not for the championship. Serac left everything in the ring and it paid off as he was able to get the surprise win pinning the champion. - Gets an Up. This was an amazing match and cannot be overstated just how good it was. This was clearly a star in the making match for Serac. Beating the Champion at anytime especially in such a great match and clean is going to be the first step in strapping a rocket to Serac should he choose to go the singles route anytime. I love seeing these tag specialists in singles competition. As for the Champion, He is not experiencing the success he had in the last Kings of Wrestling event. Since winning the title he has been struggling a bit. That frustration manifests after this one as he goes to punt kick Serac after a low blow but the Outcasts make the save sending Gong to the retreat.

After this we see End of Line who is also disappointed in Gongshow and his struggles. We see KIRK is still in hospital and gets a visit from KIRK 2.0, the sock puppet walrus being accompanied by Cor. KIRK does not appreciate the visit and kicks Cor out. This is a transition for Cor in action against PeterSidorkiewicz. Despite the truly insane comedy stuff Cor is known for there is no denying he has skills in the ring. But this match was something I had not seen from Cor before. I don’t know exactly how to explain it but he seemed different in the ring. Matching Peter move for move and counter for counter. In the end he was able to counter a Hellva Kick into an Ankle Lock Submission to get the win. It really caught me, and based on the reaction of the live crowd, off guard. I think I like where this is going. - Gets an Up.

Backstage Scoot Dawson and Dash Wilder make their intentions known confirming what everyone already knew in that they want a shot at Jbell and Dr Pepper for the titles. BonMorrison and Paris in Flames interrupt and let them know they can’t just show up and jump the line. If they want a shot they need to earn it. We then see EmperorEddy forcing his way into a Make a Wish event. After stealing someone's dinner he enters a room and we once again se KIRK. They begin to fight and are informed they are near the Maternity ward and need to quiet down. Eddy exits leaving KIRK bewildered at what has happened. - Gets an Up.

Back to the ring for the third match of the night with Dr Pepper taking on End of Line. This should and could have been a great one but unfortunately after a good start they go outside the ring and we get the dreaded double count out. - Gets a Down. After this one Gongshow comes out to attack End of Line and FTR come out to do the same to the Dr.

A quick promo from Falco reminding Fro that he was the one who was the beginning of the end for him and his title reign. Back to the ring for the final match of the night with AC facing Jbell. Another great match for a tag team specialist. While JBell is currently one half of the tag champs I don’t think I need to point out AC himself is one of the most decorated HFWF tag Champs in history. That said one on one these guys seemed to match up well. This was a hard hitting affair and I know AC will be feeling the effects of this tomorrow when he faces the other half of the tag champs Dr Pepper. Jbell does a great job of taking it to the former champ, but AC proves to be the better man on this night picking up the win. - Gets an Up. After the match EL Dandy comes out and ambushes AC to end the show.

So my original pics were Falco and Mitchy and Unreal machine and End of Line. Currently Falco and Mitchy are not top two but are still within striking distance just a few points behind current Block A leaders Scandale and Fro. Group B on the other hand my picks are at the top of the list but it is crowded at the top as after EoL there is a four way tie for second. Unreal, El Dandy, Peter and in a bit of a surprise Cor. I looked up the rules to see what happened in the event of a tie but could not find anything, my guess is that whomever won head to head would get the spot. But if there is more than one I am not sure how they would determine that.

Just before i end this episode I have a bit of HFWF news. After Night to Remember I had made an off the hand remark that it appeared some HFWF guys read my reviews. Well this past week it was confirmed that there is at least one that does for sure. EmperorEddy. It seems Eddy has taken exception to some of my reviews. This despite the fact I have said he was my pick for darkhorse winner and that I would love an Eddy and Peter finals. I want him to succeed but this new attitude reminds me of another wrestler who was pushed early and did not live up to the hype he also started lashing out at anyone who gives him a less than positive review and got backstage heat. The name escapes me right now, but the good news for Eddy is he is ri back in action next week and for the Big Guy I hope he continues what he started against Disclose, that was a great showing for him. Personally I feel that maybe his issues have a simple solution. I know when I am hungry I get snappy too. I am not going to say **** em’ to Eddy, but I hope he finds someone to give him some food, and possible Feed em more. I’m Cid Phoenix, See you next time.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
TIL the ankle lock hurts a lot. Good job Cor you are definitely quite the competitor these days. It was also fantastic to share a ring with @Serac in a match last night as I was also pushed to my limit. Watch out for that guy he is no joke. I am hoping I can find my footing and get on a G1 role shortly here as this might be the best competition I have ever faced.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Congrats @Cor on the big win over Peter. One step closer to an all BFE finals!

 

[M.C.G. 31]

- MCG is reportedly already thinking about G1 2021 next year and a name he’s vying to get for it is Chad Gable. His contract is done after next years Wrestlemania and Gable is reportedly seeking to leave and work elsewhere, and MCG is interested in bringing him into the HFWF next year.

- On that note, MCG is reportedly ready to start planning for all of HFWF 2021. He’s reportedly booked every PPV already up to Night to Remember 2021, and is looking to book into Night to Remember 2022.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Ken Masters (@HaDoKen)
Can't wait for the inevitable MCG melt down when El Dandy gets himself Fired/Suspended/Banned again and he has to do a complete rewrite.

 

[The Burdened]

Ken Masters (@HaDoKen)
Can't wait for the inevitable MCG melt down when El Dandy gets himself Fired/Suspended/Banned again and he has to do a complete rewrite.

 

[The Burdened]

7 - UnrealMachine def. El Dandy via pin.
- An all "Machine" match here, but UM backed up the words from their sit down interview a couple of weeks back. He didn't go easy on Dandy, and he did what was best for him in this one rather than hand Dandy a win. El Dandy put up a fight, and it was a great big man vs. little man match, but Dandy is so despised and easily the biggest heel in the business right now that UnrealMachine was the one getting cheered. Ultimately, Legendary AC got his payback and caused a distraction to allow UnrealMachine to pick up the win. Legendary AC was almost jumped by UnrealMachine and El Dandy, but ColePens made the save. Yes. You read that right. Cole chased Unreal off with a chair and AC laid out Dandy with the Chaos Trigger.

HFWF.com Post Match Exclusive

(Dandy & @UnrealMachine are in the back. UnrealMachine is seething about Cole showing up, and Dandy is selling his neck after taking yet another Chaos Trigger)

@ColePens you just can't help yourself, can you? I would've thought that after the beating @Scandale du Jour and UnrealMachine gave you on HFWF TV that you would've gone back to the hospital to re-join @KIRK . Why are you even here? You trying to buy some new "friends" because you're finding it lonely at the bottom? The reality set in that you've burned on all of your bridges? HA.

@The Catalyst don't even get me started on your (Dandy cuts himself off and gathers his thoughts). No, wait. Your day will come. I'm a patient man, and I'll wait for July 9th when we will finally fight.

(@UnrealMachine is still heated and it looks like he wants to hit anything that moves, including Dandy)
Wowowowow easy there killer I'm not @ColePens... it's me Dandy, remember?
Allies?
The Machine? (Unreal repeats back "...Machine." as he understands and calms down, but Dandy goes on to try and further make it clear that he is not Cole so Unreal doesn't strike him)
Flyers? (Unreal begins to rage because he hates the Flyers, but Dandy retracts just in time)
..wawawait I meant we Fly Together as part of the Machine!

(Unreal accepts that and calms down as Dandy talks with him "my god that was one hell of a match. I can see why you've never been pinned or submitted in your career. Absolute unit.")

 

[End of Line]

@The Gongshow we need to have a chat.. stop by, there’s more than one place to do so... and if I were you, I’d heed to my advice this time around.

 

[UnrealMachine]

UnrealMachine (@TheRealUnrealMachine)
As we continue to fine-tune The Machine, we can only turn to ourselves to push us to the next level. It's like they say, "iron sharpens iron..."

...or in @ColePens's case:

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

*Cathy Kelley is at a fair or amusement park of some sort near carnival games. She spots AC who is surrounded by on lookers as he has an air soft gun shooting ducks. He hits the first one but does not fall over. He shoots again and misses. A third shot and the duck falls before a fourth shot that again misses. *

AC I asked for an interview and got your message to meet you here. Are you okay to talk right now?

Sure Cathy. I’ll take a quick break.

Well I just want to get your thoughts on the G1 Kings of Wrestling tournament so far? You are middle of the pack at the moment for Group B and well your final five matches won’t be easy.

That is true Cathy. Next week I’ll face Serac and Cor. Both have proven this tournament they are formidable foes. Serac is behind me but it only takes one mistake and that will no longer be the case. It is must win for both of us or one maybe even both our tournaments could be over if we draw.

Cor is right near the top and ahead of me and as said is proving himself right now with a couple very impressive wins. Another guy I can’t take lightly or I’m going to be eliminated.

Then week 8 I face End of Line before the last week I face UnrealMachine. Those two are currently leading the group so if I am in a position to catch them at that time it is still a must win senerio. Long story short Cathy. I need to win all my matches to even get a shot at challenging to get championship back. Five days was not enough time.

You didn’t mention El Dandy. You have him the final week as well along with UnrealMachine.

Didn’t I? Huh odd. I was sure I did. Yeah El Dandy is also a threat no doubt. But as I said with the other four, I need wins. He is no exception , except victory might taste a tiny bit sweeter against him.

So do you like your chances to finish top two in group B?

Well Cathy how about we follow Mr. Dandy’s advise again this Week and outsource the question...

*AC turns to the crowd.*

If you think I’m going to run the table the rest of the way give me a “Oh Yeah!”

Crowd yells out “OH YEAH!!!”

*AC then turns back to the game and fires off five quick consecutive shots knocking down five ducks. *

Oh yeah Cathy. Oh yeah.

 

[KIRK]

So APPARENTLY . . .

I can't just sit in this hospital bed waiting by myself IN PEACE . . .

Until I die.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@Brudda and a god damned turtle have to visit in what is supposed to be a pet free hospital owned by The @ColePens Corporation. A half dozen shots later . . .

And then some damned Walrus that can't even fit through the hospital doors somehow gets inside to visit.

Why?

I don't know, but between that and @Cor reenacting the bike race scene from Revenge of the Nerds, I didn't think it could get any worse.

Until now, when I'm informed by @M.C.G. 31 that I am CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to do promos from the hospital if I am unable to attend live shows.

Okay, @M.C.G. 31, you want a promo . . .

Eh, the hell with it. I'll read some of my mail . . .

Oh, here's one from @ColePens. Aw, GET WELL SOON, isn't that sweet? Maybe there are some ColeBucks inside.

Spoiler: Note Inside

YOU'RE A *****

Gee, thanks @ColePens, how ******* kind of you.

Thank goodness . . . @The Gongshow.

From Voice #24. Not sure I've met him.

SEE YOU SOON . . . and a video inside . . .

Spoiler: Video

Oh for god's sake, what else?

A gift box . . . from GUADALUPE no less?

Not sure what the card says, because it's as intelligible as a @Disclose promo.

Well, no bother, let's see what's inside . . .

Kind of smells like . . .

Spoiler: And Looks Like . . .

Horse crap from @ColePens equestrian estate

I can't take this anymore.

What, I still have to kill off another minute?

Fine, one last present. At least I won't have to hear about that piece of crap @El Dandy today . . .

Nurse, pass me that one.

Nice looking card.

No signature though.

"Dear KIRK, sorry about how things turned out. Tried to find footwear for a walrus, but came up as empty handed as @ColePens at NTR and ever since. So, I spent that last $1000 ColeBucks you gave me on something that I know will make you feel better"

Spoiler: The Gift

Oh, just cut the camera already.

 

[KIRK]

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
As you may expect, KIRK is having great difficulty dealing with his pathetic state. The mere mention of @UnrealMachine, @Scandale du Jour, Rice Cookers, or Mirrors would trigger near suicidal reactions until recently.

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
You may have noticed a turtle in the background during KIRK's recent promo. That actually is an EMOTIONAL SUPPORT turtle, prescribed after I met @Brudda and The Tenant's Turtle during their recent visit to cheer up KIRK.

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
Obviously, we are limiting KIRK's mail and gifts to the kinder stuff. As you might suspect, 99.9% of the 'get well' cards actually say I HOPE YOU DIE.

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
We also examined the card from @Emperoreddy that he dropped off during one of his 'pretend to give a damn about the children' half minute fly by's and decided that it was best not to pass it along.

 

[Disclose]

(im dying)

 

[KIRK]

@ColePens Corporation PR (@KirkIsA*****)
We've heard from sources that the card @Emperoreddy sent to KIRK was the same as the one he sent to 'Lil Conner's family.

Spoiler: Parental Guidance Strongly Advised

 

[The Gongshow]

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@The Gongshow we need to have a chat.. stop by, there’s more than one place to do so... and if I were you, I’d heed to my advice this time around.

@End of Line I told you this wasn't your fight. I told you to stay out of my way. I have more important things to worry about, but get involved in my business again and I won't be held accountable for my actions
cc: @M.C.G. 31

 

[ColePens]

I'd probably legit pay someone to actually film these @KIRK segments. f***ing dying.

 

[KIRK]

I'd probably legit pay someone to actually film these @KIRK segments. ****ing dying.

Non-kayfabe, I was going to reach out for some professional help, but @M.C.G. 31 told me I'm on the clock, because he's about to elevate the KIRK hospital story to epic levels. No ****, I literally think @Disclose should be forced to sign a waiver before being allowed to read it, because he literally might die.

That said, one of the nice things about our characters being based on real life personalities is, I hope, that one can try to visualize Paul Heyman delivering that promo I just wrote.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Pretty Tough Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
@KIRK did you receive my gift? A signed @TonyRomo action figure... wearing Sketchers of course!

 

[ColePens]

I swear to God i'm going to burn every jean jacket you have @Scandale du Jour if you even think about torturing @KIRK more. @KIRK and I are going to come up with a plan. And when you have no jean jackets or mirrors left and @UnrealMachine still can't remember how to spell his first name... your "machine" will go down.

And don't forget @El Dandy - you went through hell on your way back to HFWF. I'm going to go through hell to drag you back down here.

 

[KIRK]

Pretty Tough Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
@KIRK did you receive my gift? A signed @TonyRomo action figure... wearing Sketchers of course!

KIRK (@KIRK)
Dear God, please make it stop and let me die in peace already.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

I swear to God i'm going to burn every jean jacket you have @Scandale du Jour if you even think about torturing @KIRK more. @KIRK and I are going to come up with a plan. And when you have no jean jackets or mirrors left and @UnrealMachine still can't remember how to spell his first name... your "machine" will go down.

And don't forget @El Dandy - you went through hell on your way back to HFWF. I'm going to go through hell to drag you back down here.

Pretty Amused Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Strong words from a guy that has like 10 loses in a row. Keep talking, that's all you are "good" at.

 

[KIRK]

I swear to God i'm going to burn every jean jacket you have @Scandale du Jour if you even think about torturing @KIRK more. @KIRK and I are going to come up with a plan. And when you have no jean jackets or mirrors left and @UnrealMachine still can't remember how to spell his first name... your "machine" will go down.

And don't forget @El Dandy - you went through hell on your way back to HFWF. I'm going to go through hell to drag you back down here.

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
A plan? I'm not sure if KIRK is in a sufficient mental state to be planning anything. Let's ask him . . . KIRK, do you want to make a plan with @ColePens, stay here depressed, or role over and die?

KIRK (@KIRK)

Spoiler: Answer

 

[ColePens]

Pretty Amused Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Strong words from a guy that has like 10 loses in a row. Keep talking, that's all you are "good" at.

10 losses in a row, eh? I remember my first win. Now you and @El Dandy are getting a taste of a few wins. But do you remember your first championship win? No you don't because you dipped out on the heart and soul of PWC. @KIRK and I make things happen.

And Dandy? He was champ once when the HFWF walls were falling down and even TNA was out drawing it. Hell... he was part of the reason it went down. And that was when ColePens/KIRK were out in Hawaii working on side business projects making MILLIONS.

 

[ColePens]

Quit being a bitch, KIRK. Let's go. We have a machine to take down.