MayDay
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.... who?
Islanders fan who's obsessively bitter about the fact that we had an "Isles Tank Thread" on our board and has been trolling and antagonizing Sabres fans all season long.
.... who?
Islanders fan who's obsessively bitter about the fact that we had an "Isles Tank Thread" on our board and has been trolling and antagonizing Sabres fans all season long.
Not really. (Unless you were to buy 7000 lottery tickets).You are about as likely to win the Powerball.
Yup, it's 99.922% according to SCS.
But the SCS numbers are not the holy grail, they're imprecise, especially when dealing with extreme scenarios.
I browsed through the odds provided by bookmakers (both current and historical), and the probability of the Islanders not making play-offs is actually around 0.4%.
0.4%*1%*98%= roughly a 1 in 25 000 chance of it all happening, not 1 in 100,000.
0.0001% is 1 in a million. So 0.000098% is < 1 in a million.
If this were to happen, I would hope that Murray would draft Eichel first just to mess with people.
It'd never happen, but it would be worth it just to see all the aneurysms this would cause on HFBoards. The main board would explode with rage. The whole site might crash.
And I'd worry for the well-being of MattMartin's computer. It may get destroyed.
I don't care att this point. I just hope the Penguins game means something to Pittsburgh just in case.
What are the odds that THIS Perfect Storm hits Buffalo:
Islanders lose final 3 games.
Ottawa win final 3 games (including in OT to Penguins on Tuesday)... but today's loss to the putrid Leafs was HUGE.
Detroit get at least 4 out of 6 possible remaining points.
Pittsburgh get at least 4 out of 6 possible remaining points.
Islanders miss playoffs despite getting 98 points - which would probably be a record for the highest point total for any non-playoff team.
Despite having only a 1% chance as the highest placed non-playoff team, Islanders win the draft lottery.
Garth Snow goes into hiding.
Buffalo picks McDavid 1st and Eichel 2nd, instantly creating another Crosby/Malkin monster to terrorize the hapless Eastern Conference for the next decade.
The True McEichel
.... who?
Your Crosby/Malkin "monster" isn't all that scary.
If we are going to engage in fantasy, I'll take Toews and Patrice Bergeron...but that's a topic for another thread.
Your Crosby/Malkin "monster" isn't all that scary.
If we are going to engage in fantasy, I'll take Toews and Patrice Bergeron...but that's a topic for another thread.
Honestly if we got the 1st 2 picks Im trading #1.
You don't trade either.