THE NEW YORK RANGERS
VERSUS
THE COLORADO OHSH*T!WE'REDOWNFOURGOALS
KEYS TO THE GAME
- Hire the Tonya Harding Crew to go after Gabby Bourque
- Give a pep talk and a drink box to Sam Girard before the game
- Attach a rocket to Tyson Jost
PLACE: Madison Pepsi Garden, Denver CO
Live look at Arik Parnass meeting with the coaching staff
LINEUPS
AVALANCHE
Maybe Landeskog - MacKinnon - Rantanen
Maybe Jost - Kerfoot - Compher
Maybe play defense line
Oh Please God NO MORE! - Maybe Jost...or Dries - Maybe O'Connor...or Andrighetto
Broken Confidence - Broken by Time
Only Defenseman Left - Goal Line Turnover
Ice it Now! - Better than Bigras
Don't even ask me who the goalie's gonna be
RANGERS
Kreider - Possible Future Av - Fast
Namestnikov - Other Possible Future Av - Zuccarello
Chytil - Howden - Buchnevich
Vesey - A Center Named Boo - Not Ryan Spooner
Pionk Floyd - Yet Another Staal
McQuaid - Skjei Stadium
Former Av - Claesson
I assume The King is in nets