GDT: GAME ONE...of the 2nd half: Big Apple vs. Big Mess

[Pokecheque]

THE NEW YORK RANGERS

VERSUS

THE COLORADO OHSH*T!WE'REDOWNFOURGOALS

KEYS TO THE GAME

• Hire the Tonya Harding Crew to go after Gabby Bourque
• Give a pep talk and a drink box to Sam Girard before the game
• Attach a rocket to Tyson Jost

TIME: 5 o'clock (somewhere)
PLACE: Madison Pepsi Garden, Denver CO

Live look at Arik Parnass meeting with the coaching staff

LINEUPS

AVALANCHE
Maybe Landeskog - MacKinnon - Rantanen
Maybe Jost - Kerfoot - Compher
Maybe play defense line
Oh Please God NO MORE! - Maybe Jost...or Dries - Maybe O'Connor...or Andrighetto

Broken Confidence - Broken by Time
Only Defenseman Left - Goal Line Turnover
Ice it Now! - Better than Bigras

Don't even ask me who the goalie's gonna be

RANGERS
Kreider - Possible Future Av - Fast
Namestnikov - Other Possible Future Av - Zuccarello
Chytil - Howden - Buchnevich
Vesey - A Center Named Boo - Not Ryan Spooner

Pionk Floyd - Yet Another Staal
McQuaid - Skjei Stadium
Former Av - Claesson

I assume The King is in nets

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[CobraAcesS]

I feel I cannot answer that poll until the goalie is announced. Other than that, Borq or a Tyson should split it 50/50.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I should be an option in that poll.

 

[UncleRisto]

KEYS TO THE GAME

• Hire the Tonya Harding Crew to go after Gabby Bourque

How dare you?

• Attach a rocket to Tyson Jost

To help him skate faster, or an upward one? Not that it matters.

 

[CobraAcesS]

I should be an option in that poll.

I think he means this; goat as in “scapegoat”, not this; GOAT is an acronym for Greatest Of All Time.

But if you really feel like you've earned your place..

Btw I thought GOAT was "God of all things," and I think I like mine better.

 

[UncleRisto]

The poll means GOAT right, because I voted Gabriel Bourque.

 

[CobraAcesS]

The poll means GOAT right, because I voted Gabriel Bourque.

Did you miss the Fin on the poll?

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I think he means this; goat as in “scapegoat”, not this; GOAT is an acronym for Greatest Of All Time.

But if you really feel like you've earned your place..

Btw I thought GOAT was "God of all things," and I think I like mine better.

I've earned my place as much as 90% of the players, over the last 10 or so games...

 

[UncleRisto]

Did you miss the Fin on the poll?

Homerism and jokes don't have a place in a serious poll like this.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Homerism and jokes don't have a place in a serious poll like this.

Fair

I've earned my place as much as 90% of the players, over the last 10 or so games...

Also fair

 

[TheDangerBowen]

Possible Future Av is great. Think they would be interested in oh please god NO MORE?

A win tonight would be moist

 

[Ararana]

Me ready to watch another Avs game vs my wife trying to get me out of the house.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Me ready to watch another Avs game vs my wife trying to get me out of the house.

I went grocery shopping instead of watching the last one.

 

[Ararana]

I went grocery shopping instead of watching the last one.

You lucky bastard.

 

[CobraAcesS]

You lucky bastard.

I felt that way too, even though it was that beginning of the month large ticket trip where you only buy like five meals worth and it is somehow 300+. Then you remember 100$ of that is diapers.

 

[Muffin]

Grubauer starts. Avs down 3-0, Francouz comes in and avs win 4-3. Francouz sent back to AHL after the game.

 

[SniperOnTheWing]

This is the game the top line turns the jets back on and dominates

 

[CobraAcesS]

Grubauer starts. Avs down 3-0, Francouz comes in and avs win 4-3. Francouz sent back to AHL after the game.

That was a very grudgingly like I just gave you, but hard truths are hard.

 

[Avs_19]

I thought they'd go Francouz tonight but they're sticking with Grubauer. I don't mind that.

No Bourque!

 

[CobraAcesS]

I thought they'd go Francouz tonight but they're sticking with Grubauer. I don't mind that.

No Bourque!

We just can't have both the cake and the ice cream I guess.

 

[Pokecheque]

I went grocery shopping instead of watching the last one.

After the Evander Kane goal I came upstairs and the wife and I continued to binge "The Haunting of Hill House."

 

[Iceberg]

I'm starting to hate Bednar a little bit.

 

[Muffin]

I'm starting to hate Bednar a little bit.

At least Bourque is out...Baby steps.

 

[UncleRisto]

I'm seeing a tripping penalty in the first two minutes, followed by a Rangers goal.

 

[Avs_19]

Ghetto is so bad that he got replaced by O'Connor and needed Bourque to contribute to two goals against to get back in the lineup. Bourque sitting tonight is nice but I don't expect it to last with the lack of options for Bednar. Maybe once Wilson is healthy but probably not since they'd just send O'Connor down and Bednar wouldn't want Ghetto playing.