Come on BMC, STOP STALLING. I need this rant like I need air.
All right, all right. See the above.
Come on BMC, STOP STALLING. I need this rant like I need air.
You're actually right about the last part. In the big picture most of us in Habs-land have pressed fast-forward on this season and have mentally checked out until draft-day. But life is made of moments, and few moments are as sweet & spicy as the best matchup in all of sports. I'll be cheering and (probably) swearing a lot. Long may we hate.
As a Habs fan, my wish is we waste our remaining wins on the Bruins, and then watch you guys take Toronto in four-straight in round-one.
Don't wanna be a Richard but neither of those diving divas play for the Habs anymore . Update or go home.
I could live with that.
ANY team would want Brad. Thankfully he is ours.Thought you guys would love this post on the trade board, Marchand to Montreal (which is silly enough)
Get this post:
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As a Hab fan, I don't want a Marchand style player on my team. I know he's learned to score, but to me he's still a piece of trash. The kind of guy the league would be better without.
Chris Nilan says “hi” and then butt ends your teeth out.
Thought you guys would love this post on the trade board, Marchand to Montreal (which is silly enough)
Get this post:
pth2 said: ↑
As a Hab fan, I don't want a Marchand style player on my team. I know he's learned to score, but to me he's still a piece of trash. The kind of guy the league would be better without.
Chris Nilan says “hi” and then butt ends your teeth out.
Excellent! So ******* inspiring! LET'S GO BRUINS!GDT Rant
So things aren't looking so good in Poutineville these days for the fans of the Hated Habs. ****ty defense, worse offense, a goaltender who isn't looking all universe anymore and a GM without a ****ing clue. All I have to say about that is:
(My highest rating)
You Hab fans want to finish the season in the draft lottery? The Boston Bruins will be glad to put you on the expressway to futility after your long trip on the highway of irrelevance (1993- TWENTY FIVE YEARS WITHOUT A STANLEY CUP OH THE HUMANITY).
Just don't call the Mounties after the Bruins get done whipping that bunch of scum sucking champion divers you cheer for. Don't call NHL HQ when Charlie McAvoy crushes Drouin like an empty beer can. Repeatedly. Or when the B52 line (Schaller-Kuraly-Acciari a/k/a The Worker Bs) plays better than the Habs first line on every shift. Because they are better than your first line, that's how much the Habs suck these days, which is a lot. Or when Patrice Bergeron makes Carey Price look like a reject from a beer league. He's done that before but it never gets old. And then of course there is Captain Z. You remember him. 6 feet 9 inches & 260 pounds of hammer that just loves whacking Smurfs (one of the politer names we Bruins fans have for your team)
Just sit back with a plate of poutine and a beer or two or ten, you'll need them to anesthetize the pain as the Bear smashes, crushes, demolishes, destroys and in general beats the absolute snot out of Les Blanc, Bleu et Rouge.
Have a nice evening.
Put him on the all-star team he deserves itBig Z has ben having a good season....He also has more hair on his head than last year.
Excellent! So ******* inspiring! LET'S GO BRUINS!
Nestled deep within Habs country, I send a salute and shoutout to my fellow Bruins fandom/fanatics! Here's hoping for a resounding victory tonight! Let's get em B's!