carter333167
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Ha ha. Brilliant carter! I'm still laughing!An Open Letter To The St Louis Blues Hockey Team
Dear Blues,
We, the registered users and members of the /r/stlouisblues subreddit have been watching this season with great anxiety. Despite our varied outlooks and experiences this season, we have reached a point where all of our users—from the most optimistic to the most hardened of crankpots—have to agree that y'all ass.
And it's not that any one of y'all are ass. Not even a few. It's a systemic sort of assery, up and down the lineup and into the locker room. There is a pervasive aire of assitude that can't be explained away by stats, and can't be covered over by the usual ass-reduction arguments like strength-of-schedule or injuries. The assery is strong, and it's all-encompassing.
So, as said before, y'all ass.
We can't all agree on how to make y'all not ass, but it's clear that something needs to change. Probably a lot of somethings. This level of assery doesn't get reached overnight nor by random chance.
Fix it. Cause y'all ass.
1. You're married.oof. what does it say about my life that I watched that entire game...
Ha ha. Brilliant carter! I'm still laughing!
He'll make Carlin proud.Looking forward to the seven words Berube has to say about this.
I wonder how many of them you can say on television.
Kudos to the author for using ass as a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, and adjective all in a couple of paragraphs.I'm not the author...just ripped it out of respect from some of our fellow, aggrieved fans. I'm far too drained to draft anything of magnitude at the moment.
We should put the players and front office into one of his prison farms. That would change their outlook on things.He'll make Carlin proud.
Looking forward to the seven words Berube has to say about this.
I wonder how many of them you can say on television.
I'm sure all the players are extremely frustrated. Their expectations were just as high as ours coming into this season.I at least appreciate Maroons answers in the post game interview. He seems as frustrated as all of us.
But Bernie, there is no turning this around. They cannot climb out of this soon enough to make the playoffs. 1-2 road tips , no home ice advantage. It’s done!
yep i noticed it as well .. in the 3rd everyone on the ice (maroon included) seemed to be gliding around in our own end while the yotes had control of the puckMaroon seems to be honest. I noticed the lazy skating for shift changes that he was talking about.
Rivers, Bernie, Kelly are great as excuse makers. Oh, players had to play extra minutes. Maybe not in their contract so sue the club.
I don't ever remember a poorer team and I've been a fan from the beginning.
I wonder what Tarasenko said to get the boot?
But, if you were in that position, wouldnt you try to fix it? I would call out a teammate if it was necessary. Yes, I realize it’s hard to do if your not playing well either, but isn’t that leadership??!I'm sure all the players are extremely frustrated. Their expectations were just as high as ours coming into this season.
bahahahahaНазовите их, даже вы, гребаные жопы
Is that Russian for ...can Panarins agent get me traded too?Назовите их, даже вы, гребаные жопы
What makes you think they're not trying to fix it?But, if you were in that position, wouldnt you try to fix it? I would call out a teammate if it was necessary. Yes, I realize it’s hard to do if your not playing well either, but isn’t that leadership??!