GDT: First ever GDT. ‘Sad Notes vs. mangy mutts

[carter333167]

That was a kick in the nuts.

 

[ScratchCatFever]

I really think it was the lack of having testicular fortitude Bernie.

 

[simon IC]

An Open Letter To The St Louis Blues Hockey Team
Dear Blues,
We, the registered users and members of the /r/stlouisblues subreddit have been watching this season with great anxiety. Despite our varied outlooks and experiences this season, we have reached a point where all of our users—from the most optimistic to the most hardened of crankpots—have to agree that y'all ass.
And it's not that any one of y'all are ass. Not even a few. It's a systemic sort of assery, up and down the lineup and into the locker room. There is a pervasive aire of assitude that can't be explained away by stats, and can't be covered over by the usual ass-reduction arguments like strength-of-schedule or injuries. The assery is strong, and it's all-encompassing.
So, as said before, y'all ass.
We can't all agree on how to make y'all not ass, but it's clear that something needs to change. Probably a lot of somethings. This level of assery doesn't get reached overnight nor by random chance.
Fix it. Cause y'all ass.

Ha ha. Brilliant carter! I'm still laughing!

 

[Ted Hoffman]

oof. what does it say about my life that I watched that entire game...

1. You're married.
2. You're into self-torture. (Which, you might well be anyway if you decided to get married - but I'm talking next level.)
3. You like watching train wrecks.
4. You got yourself banned from porn sites. All of them.

 

[EastonBlues22]

Looking forward to the seven words Berube has to say about this.

I wonder how many of them you can say on television.

 

[simon IC]

Thanks for all the likes Bendak! Much appreciated!

 

[carter333167]

Ha ha. Brilliant carter! I'm still laughing!

I'm not the author...just ripped it out of respect from some of our fellow, aggrieved fans. I'm far too drained to draft anything of magnitude at the moment.

 

[ScratchCatFever]

Looking forward to the seven words Berube has to say about this.

I wonder how many of them you can say on television.

He'll make Carlin proud.

 

[TheDizee]

one hit wonders

 

[67Blues]

I'm not the author...just ripped it out of respect from some of our fellow, aggrieved fans. I'm far too drained to draft anything of magnitude at the moment.

Kudos to the author for using ass as a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, and adjective all in a couple of paragraphs.

 

[Celtic Note]

He'll make Carlin proud.

We should put the players and front office into one of his prison farms. That would change their outlook on things.

 

[ScratchCatFever]

Maroon looks like the most depressed professional athlete to be playing for his hometown EVER lol.

 

[Oberyn]

Looks like i picked a good game to miss yikes

 

[The Grouch]

Looking forward to the seven words Berube has to say about this.

I wonder how many of them you can say on television.

1. f***
2. Shit
3. Tough or Toughness
4. Loss
5. Penalties
6. Fix
7. Antidisestablishmentarianism

 

[TK 421]

This team is really good at tanking, which should have us easily on track to not only keep our 1st but possibly have a great shot at 1st overall. I didn't think they could suck this bad but wow have they exceeded expectations there. So they are good at something.

#BluesforHughesbutnotreallycauseBlues#

 

[Girth Butcher]

I at least appreciate Maroons answers in the post game interview. He seems as frustrated as all of us.

But Bernie, there is no turning this around. They cannot climb out of this soon enough to make the playoffs. 1-2 road tips , no home ice advantage. It’s done!

 

[blues hillbilly]

Maroon seems to be honest. I noticed the lazy skating for shift changes that he was talking about.

Rivers, Bernie, Kelly are great as excuse makers. Oh, players had to play extra minutes. Maybe not in their contract so sue the club.

I don't ever remember a poorer team and I've been a fan from the beginning.

 

[EastonBlues22]

I at least appreciate Maroons answers in the post game interview. He seems as frustrated as all of us.

But Bernie, there is no turning this around. They cannot climb out of this soon enough to make the playoffs. 1-2 road tips , no home ice advantage. It’s done!

I'm sure all the players are extremely frustrated. Their expectations were just as high as ours coming into this season.

 

[topshelf331]

I wonder what Tarasenko said to get the boot?

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

Maroon seems to be honest. I noticed the lazy skating for shift changes that he was talking about.

Rivers, Bernie, Kelly are great as excuse makers. Oh, players had to play extra minutes. Maybe not in their contract so sue the club.

I don't ever remember a poorer team and I've been a fan from the beginning.

yep i noticed it as well .. in the 3rd everyone on the ice (maroon included) seemed to be gliding around in our own end while the yotes had control of the puck

 

[67Blues]

I wonder what Tarasenko said to get the boot?

Назовите их, даже вы, гребаные жопы​

 

[Girth Butcher]

I'm sure all the players are extremely frustrated. Their expectations were just as high as ours coming into this season.

But, if you were in that position, wouldnt you try to fix it? I would call out a teammate if it was necessary. Yes, I realize it’s hard to do if your not playing well either, but isn’t that leadership??!

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

Назовите их, даже вы, гребаные жопы​

bahahahaha

 

[Girth Butcher]

Назовите их, даже вы, гребаные жопы​

Is that Russian for ...can Panarins agent get me traded too?

 

[EastonBlues22]

But, if you were in that position, wouldnt you try to fix it? I would call out a teammate if it was necessary. Yes, I realize it’s hard to do if your not playing well either, but isn’t that leadership??!

What makes you think they're not trying to fix it?