Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[KaylaJ]

Sorry doesn't put fingers on the hand Sid!

 

[bigdirty]

Luckily for Methot, Karlsson was an experienced mob doctor.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Methot, stop getting in the way of your wealthy counterpart's slashes.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Crosby: Hello department of player safety this is Sidney Crosby I think I just slashed off Marc Methot's finger.

Qunital: Attempted to slash a guy's finger off!!! You'll be suspended longer than Bertuzzi for this!

Crosby: But it was an accident!

Quintal: Yeah yeah yeah save it for Dave Hodge and The Reporters. Now what's you address so we can have the hearing in person.

Crosby: My address? Uh its um 123 Fake Street.

Quintal: 123 Fake Street got it! Okay see you soon!

 

[The Nemesis]

Gary Bettman: "I should lock you away where you can't kill or maim us. But this is the NHL and you're rich and FAAAAAAAAAMOUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Crosby: Ok, I'm going to start slashing the air like this and if any part of you fill that air its your own fault!

 

[KaylaJ]

Crosby: Hello department of player safety this is Sidney Crosby I think I just slashed off Marc Methot's finger.

Qunital: Attempted to slash a guy's finger off!!! You'll be suspended longer than Bertuzzi for this!

Crosby: But it was an accident!

Quintal: Yeah yeah yeah save it for Dave Hodge and The Reporters. Now what's you address so we can have the hearing in person.

Crosby: My address? Uh its um 123 Fake Street.

Quintal: 123 Fake Street got it! Okay see you soon!

Here we are, 123 Fake Street, the home of Slashy Sidney

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Murray: Sheary! Karlsson's got the puck. Knock him down if he's in your way.
Schultz! Pyatt is coming towards you, go for the face!
Look! Karlsson passed it to Methot. Crosby, Hack the hands! Hack the hands!

 

[KaylaJ]

The fans will whoop it up with that thumb tonight, y'know drink beer out of it and so on. But it'll turn up in the morning and I'll sew it back on.

 

[The Nemesis]

Matt Murray: "Sid! Methot doesn't have any padding in his glove! Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!"

 

[tony d]

Methot: Do you have my thumb?
Crosby: No

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Crosby isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about hacking off a figner that's so unwholesome.

 

[KaylaJ]

Pens Drs: Says here you need corrective lenses, put those glasses on Mister
Sheary: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses? It'd be a crime against nature!

Pens Drs: Gah! Well, they do kinda make you look like a nerd



this is fun, most other pens fans don't get my humor

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Crosby: Hey! No menus! Or i'll cut you like Methot, along the thumb!

 

[Hank Chinaski]

"Dr. Sid, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major surgery with a hockey stick."

"But I cleaned it with my jersey."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[KaylaJ]

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr Methot, with a thumb for a finger and a finger for a thumb!

 

[bigdirty]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together."
(Eugene Melnyk on Crosby's slash)

 

[Congo Jack]

Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Sidney Crosby to the stand. So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. Mr. Crosby, did you assault Mr. Methot?
Crosby: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.
Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as trivial as an opposing player entering the offensive zone?
Crosby: That's a scoring chance! a scoring chance! I'll slash you! I'll slash all of you, especially those of you on the Senators!

 

[Ceremony]

"We interrupt this political affairs programme to bring you a football game."

 

[John Price]

Crosby: Ok, I'm going to start slashing the air like this and if any part of you fill that air its your own fault!

the best

Now, Homer, don't you eat this pie.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Sullivan: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Methot die?

Crosby: No, that's German for 'The Methot The'.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Sullivan: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Methot die?

Crosby: No, that's German for 'The Methot The'.

weak

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey Methot, according to this magazine in a million years man will have an extra finger.

 

[LeafalCrusader]