Umm... Chiarelli. 'Nuff said.
They should have somebody watching him at all times.
"Peter, who is that on the phone?"
"Um...nobody?"
"Peter, we're not playing this game again. Who are you taking to?"
"Um...Bay...Bay Zero."
"Bay Zero? You're making that up."
"No, I'm not."
"Peter, you better not be talking to Ray Shero again."
"I'm not...I...it's not my fault!"
"Peter William Chiarelli, you put that phone down this instant!"
*slams phone down*
"Fine! Be that way!"
*storms out of office pouting*
For the record, I have no idea what his middle name really is.