Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVVII - RIP 2024 Vegas Golden Knights Season 😭

[John Price]

What time is the next penguins game?

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

My team is up 3-0 so you are damned right I'm gonna talk shit ! Now how many times am I going to have to explain to you that I despise this year's Marlins team? But then again, what will YOU do if "my sorry ass" team still owns your mid Nats?

MIAMI (AP) — Joey Meneses hit a tiebreaking two-run single in the eighth inning and the Washington Nationals beat the Miami Marlins 3-1 on Friday night.

Jacob Young and Trey Lipscomb had two hits each while Derek Law (1-1) struck out five over two scoreless innings of relief for the Nationals.

The Marlins lost their fourth straight and dropped to an NL-worst 6-21. They remain winless this season in series openers.

Marlins reliever Calvin Faucher (1-1) allowed a leadoff single to Lipscomb and walked CJ Abrams with one out. Jesse Winker reached on an infield single before Meneses hit a line drive to center.

Kyle Finnegan pitched the ninth for his eighth save.

 

[John Price]

I'm not going to talk puck I'm just going to ride the train home and hug plushies when I get home I'm very angry right now. I need the emotional therapy

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Couldn’t even wait for the Craps to be out before switching your avatar back eh??

 

[PanthersPens62]

Wow, he actually acknowledged a human being?

 

[PanthersPens62]

What time is the next penguins game?

Gotta love how the Rempe-ire State Building is not lowering himself and cost his team just to please Tommy Gun !

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood morning!! @PanthersPens62

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We need a @PanthersPens62 Appreciation Thread around here

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What time is the next penguins game?

Stay on your own bandwagon plz

Ours is finally starting to get less crowded.

 

[John Price]

Stay on your own bandwagon plz

Ours is finally starting to get less crowded.

The Penguins will be irrelevant the sooner Crosby retires

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The Penguins will be irrelevant the sooner Crosby retires

The Craps will be back to being irrelevant without Ovechkin.

See?? I can play this game too.

 

[John Price]

The Craps will be back to being irrelevant without Ovechkin.

See?? I can play this game too.

Congrats on missing the playoffs 2 years in a row and you all still have Sully

Penguisn are just a retirement home at this point

Malkin can't play anymore (good job extending his old ass)
Letang is always hurt

the only good player you have is Nerd Djokovic and being better than Jarry is no big accomplishment, Jarry is really, really bad.

Penguins have been legit awful since giving up on Murray lol

best player Pens had in years was Guentzel and you all idiotically traded im to Carolina lol

 

[John Price]

No no it's alright the Pens traded for Jeff Carter who is like 45 and Erik Karlsson who was supposed to be so good but is washed up.

Go sit down at the kid's table where you all belong.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Congrats on missing the playoffs 2 years in a row and you all still have Sully

Penguisn are just a retirement home at this point

Malkin can't play anymore (good job extending his old ass)
Letang is always hurt

the only good player you have is Nerd Djokovic and being better than Jarry is no big accomplishment, Jarry is really, really bad.

Penguins have been legit awful since giving up on Murray lol

Sorry I was in the kitchen getting my broom out and ready for your Craps. Whatdja say???

Geno played all 82 games this year.

Letang being a brainless dildo on skates who should have been never extended is a moot point. He’s always been overrated.

Crosby just had another 90+ point, 40+ goal season. With legit coaching he’d have hit 50 goals and 100 points. Easily.

The Craps are just a one-note franchise and always have been. Ovechkin chasing Gretzky’s goal record is frankly all you have.

As it sure ain’t playoff success.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

No no it's alright the Pens traded for Jeff Carter who is like 45 and Erik Karlsson who was supposed to be so good but is washed up.

Go sit down at the kid's table where you all belong.

Carter is gone now thankfully.

I’d ask Ovechkin to bring us some celebratory drinks, but he only has 1 Cup….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Went all in on ze Meth Kittens

#TimeToHunt
#HuntingTime
#GoodKittiesAlwaysGetTheirPrey
#TheTimeToWinIsRightMeow
#PounceAss2024

 

[John Price]

trading guentzel

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood morning!! @PanthersPens62

Hood Morning my Letang hating friend & thanks for the kind words ! Looks like our friend Mr. Price got lotsa comfort from ESA Br'er Rabbit last night because he came out blazing hot this morning. His pal Ovie will be relegated to the Pat McAfee Show soon enough just like that supposed GOAT NFL Coach Bellichick. And if I were him I'd be embarrassed to go back to the Craps Board after removing his playoff avatar so soon. Then again, I'd be embarrassed to have a playoff avy that bragged about incompetence !