"I don't understand. When our team is healthy, we are almost good enough to win a wildcard spot. And St Louis proves that any team in the playoffs can win the Cup."
"Well, actually, our team suffers from the worst travel schedule in the NHL, and science shows us that fatigue increases injuries."
"I don't understand. We can call up replacements when we have injuries."
"Well, actually, the pre-season showed us that the only call-up capable of taking a regular shift in the NHL is Gaudette. Who should actually be on the team if merit was actually a factor."
"I don't understand. For years you complained that we didn't have NHL capable callups, and now that we do, you keep complaining."
"Well, actually, what I complained about was a poorly constructed team striving for playoffs and shedding draft picks when they should have been rebuilding and acquiring draft picks. Now we have replacement level players like Beagle and Sutter taking up over $7M in cap space, and they are blocking the utilization of a young Hoby Baker award winning centre."
"It's Hobey Baker. Not Hoby Baker."
"Well, actually, that doesn't matte . . ."
"It's Hobey. With an E. It matters. You obviously don't know anything about hockey."
"Well, actually, you understood the point I was maki . . ."
"An E. You can't even spell. You're toxic."