Reverend Mayhem
Lowly Serf/Reluctant Cuckold
Ironically, skating is the least of his abilities. as he calls it, “carving gouges into the ice with his fat ass stride”
But his hands are ridiculous.
Really good player. That more just speaks to how bad my skating is if anything. Though, it's definitely improved from 10 years ago.
If you don't improve from this, though I mean what are you really doing here?