Blueland89
Registered User
Personal favourite.
Line up as a winger on a faceoff and when your both bent over waiting for the puck look the guy dead in the eyes, say "I'm gay" and then slap his ass.
2 outcomes, he either swings a punch at you and gets a penalty, or he stands straight up in shock and misses the puckdrop allowing you to go in free. Classic.
I'm not gay.
That's what they all say
but seriously I'm going to use that