I hear Jersey is greatNever been to Rio or new Jersey?
I hear Jersey is greatNever been to Rio or new Jersey?
It's hilarious how you develop a picture in your mind on how fellow posters look and then realize how badly off you were when you see an actual picture.
Anyway...cute segment, love the doughnut idea.
You are a truly beautiful man. Haha.
As one with a slowly receding hairline, I must say, you have the right attitude: close-cropped, tight, lean and mean--as opposed to the "frumpy English teacher in denial" look so many balding dudes, for reasons I cannot fathom, seem to prefer.We were on the news today. An east valley photographer did some photo shoots and we were on the segment. My family was feeding me donuts. Haha. It was funny.
Well you're not a big hoss with a beard, some tattoos and a christian rock t-shirt so honestly I'm not sure if you exceeded them or not!Hopefully I exceeded your expectations. Haha
As one with a slowly receding hairline, I must say, you have the right attitude: close-cropped, tight, lean and mean--as opposed to the "frumpy English teacher in denial" look so many balding dudes, for reasons I cannot fathom, seem to prefer.
Also, I like how the daughter you're holding seems intent on keeping the donut. "It's daddy's photo shoot, honey. Give him the donut." "But I want the donut." "You can have it after we're done. Pretend to give it to him, just for right now. Please?" "But what if he steals the donut?" "...Just take the picture..."
The boy will be 2yo in Sept.
So only a year from when he needs to start skating, as they say here in Canada Think you'll have him play hockey?
My only fear, interests-wise, is that he gets into musicals. There is nothing I hate more than musical theatre.
That's been my 12 year-old daughter's obsession for the past 2 years. Musical theater. Ended up buying season tickets to the Phoenix Theater last year, attending about 4 performances per year. She's begging me to fly to NYC to see Hamilton. Sigh. The things we do for our kids.
You are living my hell. Anything but that. Anything. Even if he becomes obsessed with bugs and has 11 terrariums in his bedroom, so be it.
Oh yeah, that's her other thing. She really wants a pet, but she's with me only half the time. I told her as long as there's no smell and don't need to do anything, fine. Result: I'm about to have a ball python in my condo. Ugh.
Don't worry. Ball pythons belong to a group of snakes known to experts as "safety noodle."
That's been my 12 year-old daughter's obsession for the past 2 years. Musical theater. Ended up buying season tickets to the Phoenix Theater last year, attending about 4 performances per year. She's begging me to fly to NYC to see Hamilton. Sigh. The things we do for our kids.
I'm at a loss to rationalize how someone who lives this boring would eat and drink as adventurous as you do. Usually "I like staying home and watching TV" is tied pretty closely to, "I like McDonalds and Taco Bell and hitting myself in the head."The amount of money somebody would have to pay me to get on a plane, fly all the way to New York, get to Broadway, sit through Hamilton, get back to the airport, fly home, and get home? After expenses paid? Two thousand dollars. I wouldn't do it for $1,900. I'd have to be paid two thousand, after tax, before I agreed to do it.
I'm a specia kind of close-minded home-body. I'm a rare breed. I'd rate a nice, long, satisfying fart deep into my couch cushion so far beyond bungee jumping in New Zealand. Which by the way, my price would be a lot higher for than Hamilton. I'd rather dig and 8x8x8 hole in my yard, just to fill it right back in, rather than fly to Machu Pichu and backpack up to its summit.
I'm Carl Pilkington with hair. But I'd never do what he does. I'd rather have my soul slowly sucked from me by a grey cubicle than go dog sledding for five days. The main difference between me and him is that he's gone and done it. I wouldn't. I have more resolve.
Facebook and Instagram have shamed my people long enough. I refuse to be interesting. I refuse to do things. No! No more tyranny of the involved and the adventurous! I will rise up against you all! Tomorrow....if I feel like it...but probably next week...maybe....ahhh **** it....what was I saying? Yes I'll have another Scotch. Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban number two.
I can understand that. I mean, you get all dirty and stuff when you go backpacking. And at the major attractions, you have to deal with other nasty-ass backpackers and their nasty-ass B.O. On the other hand, your hole might not be much to look at, but at least you can have a shower when you're done filling it in.I'd rather dig and 8x8x8 hole in my yard, just to fill it right back in, rather than fly to Machu Pichu and backpack up to its summit.