My wife is from the east coast and so are her friends, and obviously her family. I'm from Arizona. She and everyone she knows thinks of amazing vacations as tropical, Equatorial, sunshine and warm weather escapes. I was born here and I don't give a **** about the sunshine or the palm trees. She and her friends who she met in Pennsylavania, met each other in Richmond, and are now married in Charlotte want to go to some All Inclusive Resort thing in Cancun.
Little do they know that it's MUCH more appealing to me to go to Richmond or Charlotte. I love the middle Atlantic coastal US. I have zero interest in some tourist enclave in Mexico with sugary blended drinks. It's going to cost an amazing fortune to do this and I just am not interested at all. I went to Hawaii last year. It was fine. I have no interest in going back. If you want beaches and Palm trees, I'd rather go to San Diego for 25% the cost and 400% the convenience. I don't want to fly all the way to Hawaii. I don't want to fly all the way to Cancun. San Diego is right there, and I can have so much more for so much less money.
So anyway, the wife is the boss and I'm sure I'm going to Cancun. As much as I'd prefer to stay at home and just blow a ton of money on fantastic restaurants and spas right here at home. I'm going to end up captive in some Pejorative Sluredly expensive and boxed in resort. My question is, who has had experience with this I kind of walled in retreat? What does "all inclusive" mean and how much freedom to I get to keep?
Can I have a cigar or will I be hauled off to jail. If I don't want to drink sugary frozen frilly drinks or nasty Mexican beers, do I lose my "inclusive" drink privileges? Will I even have the option to purchase liquor and beer that doesn't suck? Can I go to a liquor store or a grocery store and buy stuff I want? Or do I have to be dependent on the resort for everything?
I'm really apprehensive about this. I hate the concept of having no freedom or self reliance. If I can't have groceries, I'll lose it. If I don't have the choice whether to smoke or not (I rarely smoke but I HAVE to know the option exists) I'll lose it. I like the idea of nice pools and beaches. I like the idea of lounging around. I'm sure the restaurants are nice. Which I like. I like eating, drinking and relaxing more than anything. I don't want to go into the ocean, I'd rather go to the DMV or serve jury duty than zip line or bungee jump or parasail. I'd rather be doing my taxes than mountain biking any day. I basically ****ing hate activities. I dislike tourist stuff immensely.
I'm feeling fairly certain that I'll be spending 25-50% more than my dream vacation to end up on some hot as beach with palm trees that feels just like home, made to feel like an ******* for skipping all of the "fun" stuff that I'd rather just go to work in my cubicle than do, and feel driven mad by compromised freedoms the whole time.
This is the whiniest crybabiest post of all time and it's a great problem to have. But damn. If I'm going to blow my once in a lifetime vacation opportunity, this is the LAST thing I'd want to do. I'd rather go to Flagstaff than Cancun anytime. I like Sedona. San Diegon is fine. Virginia or Baltimore I'd love. I want to go to Montreal and Quebec City. Maine I'd love to see. Charleston would be awesome. I'd like to go back to Vancouver. Obviously I'd kill to go to western or central or Northern Europe. Mexico? No thanks. I'm happier right at home. Not at all appealing. I've zero interest in being closer to the equator than I a now. No interest in being in some depressed area in the tropics that we have to be in some walled off golden prison. Hawaii was fine. And 10x as expensive as San Diego and not significantly more impressive to me.
Also I should mention my first preference would be not to spend this money at all and continue to sock it away and not use it.