AHL Affiliate Thread - Send them the Wolves

[Lempo]

Fun fact: Seth Jarvis is listed as 2lb heavier than Jamieson Rees.

(For those trying to project NHL readiness based on size)

The situation fluctuates whenever someone takes a crap.

 

[dogbazinho]

Taco Bell Two LBer right Tripp?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Fun fact: Seth Jarvis is listed as 2lb heavier than Jamieson Rees.

(For those trying to project NHL readiness based on size)

He's also an inch shorter, which is probably a positive in this context (though a negative otherwise).

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Fun fact: Seth Jarvis is listed as 2lb heavier than Jamieson Rees.

(For those trying to project NHL readiness based on size)

I’m heavier than both of them.

Still waiting for my shot.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I’m heavier than both of them.

Still waiting for my shot.

With the Johnson and Johnson vaccine being approved shortly, there should be more opportunities to get your shot.

 

[Lempo]

With the Johnson and Johnson vaccine being approved shortly, there should be more opportunities to get your shot.

I can not not think of Mr Muscle when the company name gets mentioned.

Somewhat rockridgesque.

 

[Stickpucker]

The situation fluctuates whenever someone takes a crap.

This got me wondering if there is world record for heaviest pooh.

I think I could have some contenders.

Off to check the Guineas Book.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Trying to watch on Facebook. There is something terribly wrong with the sound.

 

[spockBokk]

Trying to watch on Facebook. There is something terribly wrong with the sound.

Getting that too, just have it muted watching some weird kids choir I think...

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Getting that too, just have it muted watching some weird kids choir I think...

I hope they fix the audio. I don't know the players well enough to just follow on the video.

 

[spockBokk]

13 = Jarvis, 26 = Rees, 29 = Bokk, 6 = Suzuki, 4 =‘Keane, not sure on Matheos’ # or LaJoie’s

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

13 = Jarvis, 26 = Rees, 29 = Bokk, 6 = Suzuki, 4 =‘Keane, not sure on Matheos’ # or LaJoie’s

Lajoie is 8 and Mattheos is 12

 

[spockBokk]

Seems like the audio is fixed, but the camerawork is awful

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Wolves only have 2 shots and no goals in the first 8 minutes? Fire them all

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Seems like the audio is fixed, but the camerawork is awful

If this is how AHLTV is all the time, I'd be pissed if I paid for it. Absolutely terrible.

 

[spockBokk]

If this is how AHLTV is all the time, I'd be pissed if I paid for it. Absolutely terrible.

I’ve paid for it the past 2 seasons. The Checkers broadcast was excellent, even the away games. I haven’t paid for anything this year though, as the Wolves playing in their practice rink also has these bad angles and drunk cameramen. That, and $40 is a bit expensive for 30 games. I just watch when it’s free.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Camera angles are giving me a headache.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Down 3-0 two minutes into the second...

 

[AD Skinner]

This got me wondering if there is world record for heaviest pooh.

I think I could have some contenders.

Off to check the Guineas Book.

South Park had a whole episode about this

 

[hblueridgegal]

He is having a day.

 

[UncMike]

Keane took 3 minor penalties today plus a fighting major
All 3 minors resulted in goals against and yet, he still gets rewarded with PP time.....coach needs to send a better message than that...........SMH

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Keane took 3 minor penalties today plus a fighting major
All 3 minors resulted in goals against and yet, he still gets rewarded with PP time.....coach needs to send a better message than that...........SMH

Or, the coach doesn’t make decisions on one game and puts players on the ice that give him a better chance and felt Keane on the pp gave him a better chance.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Rees 2 Gs
Jarvis 1 G, 1A
Cotton 1 PP G, 1A
Suzuki 1A
Bokk 1A
Keane 1A (+4)

Warsofsky got an assist

 

[geehaad]

Warsofsky got an assist

...and someone dares question his contributions as coach...?!?

Hey, is it a rule in the AHL that all goals have to be scored at the other end of the rink?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Rees 2 Gs
Jarvis 1 G, 1A
Cotton 1 PP G, 1A
Suzuki 1A
Bokk 1A
Keane 1A (+4)

Warsofsky got an assist

Keane was plus 4 and had an assist? Damn coach should have sent a message. SMH