OT: A little Humor ?

[Mez]

Sitting in his trailer getting stoned and waiting for the next game.

he has that look...

 

[BlackDogg]

Yo general mana is so bad, he got fired before the end of the game...



I got engaged during the intermission of a hockey game, guess getting fired isn't that outrageous eh.

 

[Morpheus]

Yo general mana is so bad, he got fired before the end of the game...



I got engaged during the intermission of a hockey game, guess getting fired isn't that outrageous eh.

Almost a toss up but severance package!

An old wise lady once told me...marriage is grand.
But divorce is 300 grand !!

 

[Drivesaitl]

Almost a toss up but severance package!

An old wise lady once told me...marriage is grand.
But divorce is 300 grand !!

Theres been appreciable inflation.

I was told "all that glitters isn't gold".

I'll just say this message spared me from making some really potentially bad spousal choices before I even understood what narcissism was. Its too early in the AM to spin that into humor but relevant to your message.

 

[Todd from Leduc]

Why did Chia cross the road?

To over pay every singl player in $, term and NMC.

 

[BlackDogg]

Why did Chia cross the road?

To over pay every singl player in $, term and NMC.

Because the chicken had a NMC.?

 

[BlackDogg]

If your team is still a bit limp after 3.5 years, throw out your Chialis. Its probably expired.

 

[McBeastMode]

 

[BlackDogg]

 

[BlackDogg]

Klefbom walks into practice and an errant tongue going by catches him in the finger, re-breaking it.

The tongue was not harmed.

 

[Drivesaitl]

So Jesse walks up to Klefbom in practice, asks how the fingers are doing, Klef says fine, Jesse takes a whack at his hand to see how it will hold out with slashes and Klefbom is back seeing the Dr's.


OK, I'm joking a little.

pfft

BlackMcdogs attempt to make this funny was better.

 

[BlackDogg]

So Jesse walks up to Klefbom in practice, asks how the fingers are doing, Klef says fine, Jesse takes a whack at his hand to see how it will hold out with slashes and Klefbom is back seeing the Dr's.


OK, I'm joking a little.

pfft

BlackMcdogs attempt to make this funny was better.

You are asking if anyone could find sekera. I think I rode the elevator with him at Christmas, didn't realize it until I got out. But the accent was unmistakable. "Number 8 please".

 

[BlackDogg]

So Jesse walks up to Klefbom in practice, asks how the fingers are doing, Klef says fine, Jesse takes a whack at his hand to see how it will hold out with slashes and Klefbom is back seeing the Dr's.


OK, I'm joking a little.

pfft

BlackMcdogs attempt to make this funny was better.

That's more likely the truth though.

 

[MikeGrier99]

Had some time to kill tonight

 

[BlackDogg]

Had some time to kill tonight

Love the little ball ornamental thingy, that's gold.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Love the little ball ornamental thingy, that's gold.

As a connoisseur of fine art its the little things as well that needs to be noted. For instance Rexall place is subbed in for by the Epcor Water reservoir on Whitemud Freeway. I lolled at that. A fine sarcastic comparison. With the infamous Talus Dome next to it representing a collection of misfit toys nobody plays with anymore. The SC being there too. You know, that forgotten Trophy. Theres some genius in there and some careful viewing reveals more haha.

Hint one involves Seattle.

Also best photoshop of a mascot I've seen.

Plus that neverending story obviously evokes the Oilers glacial rebuild. Which probably end in Kansas some time with some other wizard..

Didn't know Don Knotts was in that movie...Oh wait, that is MacT.

 

[BlackDogg]

As a connoisseur of fine art its the little things as well that needs to be noted. For instance Rexall place is subbed in for by the Epcor Water reservoir on Whitemud Freeway. I lolled at that. A fine sarcastic comparison. With the infamous Talus Dome next to it representing a collection of misfit toys nobody plays with anymore. The SC being there too. You know, that forgotten Trophy. Theres some genius in there and some careful viewing reveals more haha.

Hint one involves Seattle.

Also best photoshop of a mascot I've seen.

Plus that neverending story obviously evokes the Oilers glacial rebuild. Which probably end in Kansas some time with some other wizard..

Didn't know Don Knotts was in that movie...Oh wait, that is MacT.

Actually been up in the Space Needle. Bob eating the burger is great as well. Could be a running cartoon in the Journal.

 

[RegDunlop]

Klefbom walks into practice and an errant tongue going by catches him in the finger, re-breaking it.

The tongue was not harmed.

Finger rebroken, then we find out multiple fingers.

But for some reason he can't skate for two weeks...

 

[BlackDogg]

 

[RegDunlop]

3 NHL upper calibre centres go into a consecutive overtime period.

None of them was on the ice to lose the face-off that led to another loss.

hahahahahahahahahaha!
Honest. I can't make this s**t up,!

 

[MikeGrier99]

Honest. I can't make this s**t up,!

The jokes write themselves with this management group.

 

[Morpheus]

Name this current Oiler (photo below)

 

[Morpheus]

Answer:





Kris Russel

 

[BlackDogg]

Answer: Blowefish

 

[BlackDogg]

KLow
"I've come to realize that I might be part of the problem after my 40 year tenure here. And as such I've decided to step down. "

Media
"Really? You would do that?"

Klow
"Ya. Step down on the gas pedal that is!! Ha ha - I'm doublin down - we're not stuck in a rut, we're momentarily detained!. I know a thing or two about winning after all. And burgers, I'm gonna get my own burger. Oh and...No more tiers. Well maybe just 2."