OT: A little Humor ?

Discussion in 'Edmonton Oilers' started by BlackMcDog, Jan 22, 2019.

  1. PassittoLetestu

    PassittoLetestu Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2010
    Messages:
    3,260
    Likes Received:
    1,141
    Trophy Points:
    109

    And ends up paying 100 dollars for one piece.
     
  2. RegDunlop

    RegDunlop Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2016
    Messages:
    1,522
    Likes Received:
    813
    Trophy Points:
    94
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    Old one

    Heard Red Deer applied for an NHL team.
    Shot down cause they figured Edmonton would want one too.
     
    RattsSSV, MisterD and BlackMcDog like this.
  3. BlackMcDog

    BlackMcDog Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2015
    Messages:
    13,034
    Likes Received:
    5,003
    Trophy Points:
    141
    Occupation:
    Grade & Tier 3
    Lucic walks into a bar....

    And that's why his nose is crooked.
     
  4. BlackMcDog

    BlackMcDog Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2015
    Messages:
    13,034
    Likes Received:
    5,003
    Trophy Points:
    141
    Occupation:
    Grade & Tier 3
    Chia walks out of a game between the 2nd and 3rd periods....

    And heads to a 1 for 2 pizza joint.
     
  5. StupidGenius

    StupidGenius Registered User

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2013
    Messages:
    776
    Likes Received:
    244
    Trophy Points:
    61
    Occupation:
    Chef, part-time superhero
    One of my favourites:

    We stopped off at the 7-11 for smokes on the way to the last Oilers game, and like idiots, left our two tickets in full view on the dashboard in my buddy's car. Sure enough, we came back to find the window in his car busted out, and four tickets to the game sitting on the dash.
     
  6. ThePlanet

    ThePlanet Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2008
    Messages:
    415
    Likes Received:
    100
    Trophy Points:
    91
    Occupation:
    hockey
    Location:
    San Jose
    Per Jimmy Pop, it's the X-Files.
     
    Pugilist likes this.
  7. Drivesaitl

    Drivesaitl Civilized Worm

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2017
    Messages:
    10,975
    Likes Received:
    5,952
    Trophy Points:
    132
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    A guy walks into a Bar, threatens to move the Oilers to Seattle.

    Everybody cheers and buys him drinks..
     
  8. McGoMcD

    McGoMcD Registered User

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2005
    Messages:
    15,252
    Likes Received:
    314
    Trophy Points:
    164
    Location:
    Edmonton, AB
    In the best interest of the team just offer lucic the gm job cause he would have to retire to accept it. So meant as humor but seriously might be the best idea
     
  9. RegDunlop

    RegDunlop Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2016
    Messages:
    1,522
    Likes Received:
    813
    Trophy Points:
    94
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    For us older guys

    Cant remember who the player was, but Ted Greene was coach. One of the Oilers went down and was knocked out.
    When the trainer came back to bench he gave the news to Greene that he was out cold - doesn't know who he is.

    To which Greene repled
    "Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky"!
     
    Game 8, RattsSSV, fuswald and 4 others like this.
  10. nabob

    nabob :]

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2005
    Messages:
    22,365
    Likes Received:
    4,360
    Trophy Points:
    186
    Location:
    HF boards
    Such a cheesy joke.
     
    ujju2 likes this.
  11. Blue Line Howie

    Blue Line Howie Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2006
    Messages:
    1,587
    Likes Received:
    354
    Trophy Points:
    124
    I think that the player was Shaun Van Allen
     
    RattsSSV and RegDunlop like this.
  12. RegDunlop

    RegDunlop Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2016
    Messages:
    1,522
    Likes Received:
    813
    Trophy Points:
    94
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    Yes! I believe so!
     
    Consultant likes this.
  13. yukoner88

    yukoner88 Registered User

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2009
    Messages:
    6,427
    Likes Received:
    892
    Trophy Points:
    109
    Location:
    Dawson City, YT
    What's the difference between a bra and the Calgary Flames?








    A bra has 2 cups
     
  14. Drivesaitl

    Drivesaitl Civilized Worm

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2017
    Messages:
    10,975
    Likes Received:
    5,952
    Trophy Points:
    132
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    That was always one of my favorite lines of alltime. I just couldn't believe how candid and sharp that was. It came as well at an absolute low point of the oilers. They had nil for talent in the lineup other than Arnott and a couple others.

    Terrible Teddy Greene trained in the same Gym I used to train in for years. Would see him in there often but leave him alone. He has degenerative conditions, could hardly move, but would still try to get his work outs in. I hope he's OK, haven't seen him now in about 3yrs. He had trouble with speech as well and I suspect due to CTE. He was involved, give and take, in some horrific on ice incidents in the 60's and 70's.
     
  15. Senor Catface

    Senor Catface Registered User

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2006
    Messages:
    9,927
    Likes Received:
    2,698
    Trophy Points:
    156
    A family walks into a talent agency. It's Peter Chiarelli, Craig Mactavish, Kevin Lowe and a dog. Peter Chialleri says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

    ...

    :| you can google that one
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2019
  16. BlackMcDog

    BlackMcDog Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2015
    Messages:
    13,034
    Likes Received:
    5,003
    Trophy Points:
    141
    Occupation:
    Grade & Tier 3
    Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
     
  17. BoldNewLettuce

    BoldNewLettuce Esquire

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2008
    Messages:
    22,095
    Likes Received:
    1,523
    Trophy Points:
    169
    Location:
    Canada
    Scott howson falls face first into a brick wall.
     
  18. BlackMcDog

    BlackMcDog Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2015
    Messages:
    13,034
    Likes Received:
    5,003
    Trophy Points:
    141
    Occupation:
    Grade & Tier 3
    While slipping on a bad draft pick
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2019
  19. RegDunlop

    RegDunlop Registered User

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2016
    Messages:
    1,522
    Likes Received:
    813
    Trophy Points:
    94
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    Thats awesome!!

    Yeah. 'He was involved' is one way to say it!!
     
  20. Moreaupheus

    Moreaupheus Tank Tech

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2007
    Messages:
    598
    Likes Received:
    155
    Trophy Points:
    81
    Location:
    Edmundschuk
    One evening on the way to a game with my Dad, a green Chrysler Intrepid cut us off on 50th street.
    Never one to shy away my Pops got out and approached the drivers side window at the next light.
    He came back chuckling...
    It was Ted Green who was head coach at the time
    It woulda been one hell of a scrap between those two but Greener got a pass that eve LOL
     
    RegDunlop and BlackMcDog like this.
  21. BlackMcDog

    BlackMcDog Registered User

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2015
    Messages:
    13,034
    Likes Received:
    5,003
    Trophy Points:
    141
    Occupation:
    Grade & Tier 3
    Knock Knock
    Who there?
    Muzzin
    Muzzin who?
    Muzzin have fired your GM soon enough to get Muzzin.
     
    Drivesaitl likes this.
  22. guymez

    guymez The Seldom Seen Kid

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2004
    Messages:
    24,882
    Likes Received:
    3,396
    Trophy Points:
    232
    They dont make car AD's like they used to....

    upload_2019-1-29_13-1-46.png
     
  23. Drivesaitl

    Drivesaitl Civilized Worm

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2017
    Messages:
    10,975
    Likes Received:
    5,952
    Trophy Points:
    132
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edmonton
    Looks like that Pontiac Star Chief came with the Kitty magnet that Borat was looking for.

    At first glance I thought the add was just ambivalent with the wording. Then with the picture realize she's in the back seat and the looks are all amorous. But she loves the car, not as much the guy..
     
  24. Moreaupheus

    Moreaupheus Tank Tech

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2007
    Messages:
    598
    Likes Received:
    155
    Trophy Points:
    81
    Location:
    Edmundschuk
    :laugh: 4DBF87D5-E378-48E1-B82E-FA1F6F0232C7.jpeg

    I wonder what Ol’ Willie is up to during the break this week?!
     
  25. Stoneman89

    Stoneman89 Registered User

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    12,699
    Likes Received:
    1,457
    Trophy Points:
    169
    Sitting in his trailer getting stoned and waiting for the next game.
     
    Moreaupheus and Mez like this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice
monitoring_string = "358c248ada348a047a4b9bb27a146148"