OT: A little Humor ?

And ends up paying 100 dollars for one piece.

 

Old one

Heard Red Deer applied for an NHL team.
Shot down cause they figured Edmonton would want one too.

 

Lucic walks into a bar....

And that's why his nose is crooked.

 

Chia walks out of a game between the 2nd and 3rd periods....

And heads to a 1 for 2 pizza joint.

 

One of my favourites:

We stopped off at the 7-11 for smokes on the way to the last Oilers game, and like idiots, left our two tickets in full view on the dashboard in my buddy's car. Sure enough, we came back to find the window in his car busted out, and four tickets to the game sitting on the dash.

 

Per Jimmy Pop, it's the X-Files.

 

A guy walks into a Bar, threatens to move the Oilers to Seattle.

Everybody cheers and buys him drinks..

 

In the best interest of the team just offer lucic the gm job cause he would have to retire to accept it. So meant as humor but seriously might be the best idea

 

For us older guys

Cant remember who the player was, but Ted Greene was coach. One of the Oilers went down and was knocked out.
When the trainer came back to bench he gave the news to Greene that he was out cold - doesn't know who he is.

To which Greene repled
"Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky"!

 

Such a cheesy joke.

 

I think that the player was Shaun Van Allen

 

Yes! I believe so!

 

What's the difference between a bra and the Calgary Flames?








A bra has 2 cups

 

That was always one of my favorite lines of alltime. I just couldn't believe how candid and sharp that was. It came as well at an absolute low point of the oilers. They had nil for talent in the lineup other than Arnott and a couple others.

Terrible Teddy Greene trained in the same Gym I used to train in for years. Would see him in there often but leave him alone. He has degenerative conditions, could hardly move, but would still try to get his work outs in. I hope he's OK, haven't seen him now in about 3yrs. He had trouble with speech as well and I suspect due to CTE. He was involved, give and take, in some horrific on ice incidents in the 60's and 70's.

 

A family walks into a talent agency. It's Peter Chiarelli, Craig Mactavish, Kevin Lowe and a dog. Peter Chialleri says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

...

:| you can google that one

 

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

 

Scott howson falls face first into a brick wall.

 

While slipping on a bad draft pick

 

Thats awesome!!

Yeah. 'He was involved' is one way to say it!!

 

One evening on the way to a game with my Dad, a green Chrysler Intrepid cut us off on 50th street.
Never one to shy away my Pops got out and approached the drivers side window at the next light.
He came back chuckling...
It was Ted Green who was head coach at the time
It woulda been one hell of a scrap between those two but Greener got a pass that eve LOL

 

Knock Knock
Who there?
Muzzin
Muzzin who?
Muzzin have fired your GM soon enough to get Muzzin.

 

They dont make car AD's like they used to....

 

Looks like that Pontiac Star Chief came with the Kitty magnet that Borat was looking for.

At first glance I thought the add was just ambivalent with the wording. Then with the picture realize she's in the back seat and the looks are all amorous. But she loves the car, not as much the guy..

 

I wonder what Ol’ Willie is up to during the break this week?!

 

Sitting in his trailer getting stoned and waiting for the next game.