Discussion in 'Edmonton Oilers' started by BlackMcDog, Jan 22, 2019.
It's a satanic starfish. You have it upside down.
Ripped this from oilersnation
Kyle Brodziak, Colby Cave, Kevin Gravel, Zack Kassian, Jujhar Khaira, Milan Lucic, Brad Malone, Brandon Manning, Alexander Petrovic, Jesse Puljujarvi, Ty Rattie, Tobias Rieder, and Kris Russell walked into a bar.
Spoiler: The barman said
Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?
Then they took an Uber home and the driver recorded a video
Oiler team management photo updated.
Nicholson walks into a bar and sees Eakins, Lowe, and Chia. He walks up to them and sees an empty chair. Nicholson is about to sit when all of a sudden MacT appears out of nowhere and sits in the chair. Eakins turns to Bob and says "Craig's on it!"
The Cambrian period fossils might be giving undue credit. Those fossils exhibit multicellular complex forms of life that evolve and exist in evolutionary and adaptive parallel forms of life to present times. Thus life forms that succeed, evolve, and survive natural selection.
Katz, Craig, Eakins and Lowe are playing poker. Chia walks in and says "hey deal me in!".
After losing the first four rounds badly, chia says "wow you guys do know a thing or two about winning".
Lowe replies, "maybe try turning the cards around this time so we can't see your hand"'
Chia says, "oh thanx. Didn't think it mattered since we weren't playing with a full deck anyway"
What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn?
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