OT: A little Humor ?

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  1. BlackMcDog

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    This is so depressing. Should we have a sporting (and hot dog) humor thread in these tough times, even though these are first world problems?
    Oiler jokes welcome. No not you, management team, only humorous jokes.:skeptic:


    Despite the oilers, im still not as pumped for this year's Superbowl.
    But neither is the ball. :thumbu:
     
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    Llamamoto49 Irrelevant

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    Great idea.
     
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    Gallows Humor - grim and ironic humor in a desperate or hopeless situation.
     
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    Apparently you haven’t been reading every post game thread. Full of dark humor. The team provides it in spades.
     
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    Talbot walks into a bar and says "I don't do well with shots, so I'll just have a beer"
     
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    GreatKeith GM of the year Brad Treviling

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    Chiarelli walks into negotiations and lays out what he thinks this player should be paid.

    The person on the other side replies, "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
     
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    The Edmonton Oilers.
     
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    Chia walks into a 2 for 1 pizza joint and says "do you have any one for one pizza?"
     
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    Mr Tadakichi Never Reads OP Before Posting

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    Chia is so fat that when I tried to swerve my vehicle to avoid hitting him, I ran out of gas.
     
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    Why did Frosty the Snowman drop his pants?

    He saw the snowblower coming.

    Edit: Whoops, missed the sport related theme. Meh, snow removal is a sport in some areas.
     
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    :DD hahaha this is hilarious!
     
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    You know what? Good idea. I'll try to make a funny gdt. It's been a while and the team this year has me very down, but we could all use a chuckle.
     
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    GreatKeith GM of the year Brad Treviling

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    I heard yesterday Chiarelli signed a baseball cap for a young fan.

    He also gave it a NMC so the kid can never take it off.
     
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    Take a look at oil-fans.com, there are multiple seasons of quotes - and post your favorites.

    Some are as accurate today as they were when they were posted.
     
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    "But its only the second period, and I have lots of money left!"

    [​IMG]
     
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    fuswald I'd Be Fired

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    Oilers had their credit card stolen the other day but didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than Chia.
     
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    fuswald I'd Be Fired

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    You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there’s no real difference between Chia and Sather.
     
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    fuswald I'd Be Fired

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    All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.
    Gordie Howe
     
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    I would say a lot of bad things to Bob Stauffer's face, but my car only has a half a tank of gas.
     
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    rumor is when nicholson told chiarelli he was fired he pulled out his wallet and was searching frantically. when nicholson asked him what he was doing he said he was "looking for my No movement clause" then said "dammit i gave it to Looch"
     
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    Why do Canadians prefer to do it doggy style?
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    So they can both watch the hockey game!
     
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    He makes sure to go to that pizza joint when they have their unlimited toppings promotion but he only orders a cheese pizza
     

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