OT: 80th Obsequious Banter Thread: Do You Believe In Miracles?

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Hurricane28

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Only in like the beginning of the second quarter with this event. So many warnings already and the worst hasn't happened yet. Only hope is that the storms going through now stabilize the atmosphere a bit, but its a powder keg down in Dixie right now.
 

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Only in like the beginning of the second quarter with this event. So many warnings already and the worst hasn't happened yet. Only hope is that the storms going through now stabilize the atmosphere a bit, but its a powder keg down in Dixie right now.

I know the town of Laurel, MS, got drilled last year, or maybe December 2019. Are they in the path? That's where the hosts of "Home Town" live.
 
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Hurricane28

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I know the town of Laurel, MS, got drilled last year, or maybe December 2019. Are they in the path? That's where the hosts of "Home Town" live.

Laurel is a little bit south of the “High Risk” hatched area from the Storm Prediction Center, but they are still in the second highest level. They will likely see severe storms but chances are a bit lower to see severe tornadoes
 

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Only in like the beginning of the second quarter with this event. So many warnings already and the worst hasn't happened yet. Only hope is that the storms going through now stabilize the atmosphere a bit, but its a powder keg down in Dixie right now.
Live in the ATL area.

My wife is gone 80 hours a week and my son is in college. I wanna get a dog, give it a cheesy, corny name such as Chewbarka or Mr Snoofers and watch Monty Python (lived in London 74-5. Longtime MP fan), Time Bandits, and Philly sports with it. Hulu has live sports and so do I.

I recently switched from YouTube to Hulu. Youtube has more channels, a better unlimited DVR, and a better interface, but for the same $65 Hulu throws in Disney+. I wanted to save $ so my son Sean Patrick (we're Irish) and I can watch Anime together on Netflix.
 
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Today's Medal of Honor belongs to Lieutenant Commander Ernest Evans, captain of the destroyer U.S.S. Johnston. He also had earned a Bronze Star earlier in the war, but he and his crew went far above and beyond what could have possibly been expected of them, given the odds they were up against. This was some serious David and Goliath type shit. Only instead of David fighting Goliath, David was fighting a guy who made Goliath look like David.

For a quick background on Evans, his crew called him the Chief, since he was 3/4 Native American. When he was given command in the ship, he let his men know exactly what he expected from them. "This is going to be a fighting ship. I intend to go in harm's way, and anyone who doesn't want to go along had better get off right now." He backed that up. I'm honestly surprised that he didn't sink his ship himself, given his massive titanium balls.

For a quick background of the fight, this happened during the Battle of Leyte Gulf, as Japanese forces attempted to disrupt General MacArthur's return to the Philippines. (spoilers: they didn't, they got shit-kicked).


During the battle, the Johnston was part of a group of around a half dozen destroyers defending a group of escort carriers, which are basically just floating runways with little protection of their own, designated Taffy-3.

They came up against a Japanese force consisting of several battleships, a bunch of cruisers, and a lot of destroyers. (just for reference, in terms of mass: destroyers<cruisers<battleships) So, instead of running, or playing rope-a-dope, Taffy-3 charges the enemy formation, with Evans taking the lead. They are out there playing tag with ships literally ten times their size. Think a line brawl consisting entirely of Nathan Gerbes fighting Zdeno Charas. The Johnston spent around three hours basically turning into a pinball, zig-zagging around firing hundreds of shells and as many torpedoes as possible at anything not friendly. They several different ships and even blew the bow off of one, forcing it to retreat. Several times they had to stop and repair, as they were getting shot to hell themselves. At one point, a shell hit the bridge, rendering it inoperable, and destroying Evans' left hand. Again, instead of retreating, Evans relocated, and continued commanding the ship via word of mouth before their engines were finally knocked out, and Evans was forced to give the order to abandon ship.

As the ship was going down, a Japanese destroyer pulled alongside, and fired a few shots into her to ensure she sank. As the crew were abandoning ship, they saw the Japanese captain saluting the Johnston as it went under, he was that impressed by how ferociously the Americans fought.

Evans abandoned ship with his men, but was sadly lost at sea before he could be rescued. Of the 327 men on board, only 141 survived. Taffy-3 as whole lost several ships and over 1,500 sailors. But they did their job. They protected the carriers, and delayed the Japanese attack long enough for every possible American aircraft in the fleet to scramble and fight of the Japanese.


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The President of the United States of America, in the name of Congress, takes pride in presenting the Medal of Honor (Posthumously) to Commander Ernest Edwin "Chief" Evans (NSN: 0-70042), United States Navy, for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty as Commanding Officer of the U.S.S. JOHNSTON (DD-557) in action against major units of the enemy Japanese fleet during the battle off Samar on 25 October 1944. The first to lay a smokescreen and to open fire as an enemy task force, vastly superior in number, firepower and armor, rapidly approached. Commander Evans gallantly diverted the powerful blasts of hostile guns from the lightly armed and armored carriers under his protection, launching the first torpedo attack when the JOHNSTON came under straddling Japanese shellfire. Undaunted by damage sustained under the terrific volume of fire, he unhesitatingly joined others of his group to provide fire support during subsequent torpedo attacks against the Japanese and, out-shooting and outmaneuvering the enemy as he consistently interposed his vessel between the hostile fleet units and our carriers despite the crippling loss of engine power and communications with steering aft, shifted command to the fantail, shouted steering orders through an open hatch to men turning the rudder by hand and battled furiously until the JOHNSTON, burning and shuddering from a mortal blow, lay dead in the water after three hours of fierce combat. Seriously wounded early in the engagement, Commander Evans, by his indomitable courage and brilliant professional skill, aided materially in turning back the enemy during a critical phase of the action. His valiant fighting spirit throughout this historic battle will venture as an inspiration to all who served with him.


For a more detailed/much much much better explainatoin of the battle, check out this video. I realize it's long, but play it at 1.5 speed or something, it's honestly 100% worth your time.

 

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Just as a quick addendum to the above post, I'm re-watching the video, and I was reminded that one of the Japanese battleships, the Yamato, AKA the Largest Battleship Ever, weighed more than every ship in Taffy-3 combined. The fact that they managed to not only hold their own, but push back the Japanese ships is miraculous. Those sailors made the Greeks at Thermopylae look like a bunch of boy scouts earning their outdoor camping badge.
 

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Just as a quick addendum to the above post, I'm re-watching the video, and I was reminded that one of the Japanese battleships, the Yamato, AKA the Largest Battleship Ever, weighed more than every ship in Taffy-3 combined. The fact that they managed to not only hold their own, but push back the Japanese ships is miraculous. Those sailors made the Greeks at Thermopylae look like a bunch of boy scouts earning their outdoor camping badge.
I read about a battle where the Japanese navy outclassed the US’s and the deciding factor was outdated radar technology, if I’m recalling properly. There was a decent fog and the Japanese relies more on line of sight. They also used shells filled with colored powered to help identify targets.
I’ll have to try to figure out which battle it was, or have @Beef Invictus school us.
 
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Beef Invictus

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I read about a battle where the Japanese navy outclassed the US’s and the deciding factor was outdated radar technology, if I’m recalling properly. There was a decent fog and the Japanese relies more on line of sight. They also used shells filled with colored powered to help identify targets.
I’ll have to try to figure out which battle it was, or have @Beef Invictus school us.

This was a lot of WWII in the Pacific; the radar advantage was crucial, especially in poor conditions and at night. The Japanese were elite at nightfighting with optical rangefinders (see: First Savo, where US didn't know how to use radar yet) and radar just completely nullified that advantage once it was realized what we had.

Even as the IJN began toying with radar themselves, they had more steps between the radar operators and the people entering info into the fire control computers, inserting delays and error into the process. USN radar was wired directly into fire control.
 

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I read about a battle where the Japanese navy outclassed the US’s and the deciding factor was outdated radar technology, if I’m recalling properly. There was a decent fog and the Japanese relies more on line of sight. They also used shells filled with colored powered to help identify targets.
I’ll have to try to figure out which battle it was, or have @Beef Invictus school us.

That probably happened several times lol

The one you're thinking of may even be the Battle of Samar. Outside of the Yamato none of the Japanese ships had radar, and the U.S. destroyers were laying down smoke screens and hiding in rain squalls so the Japanese weren't able to track them well. The youtuber also mentions the dye packs in that particular video.
 
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