OT: 80th Obsequious Banter Thread: Do You Believe In Miracles?

[Lord Defect]

I get it’s kosher in other places around the world but I couldn’t eat a horse.

I wouldn’t want to eat a horse, but I could.

 

[Lord Defect]

Got mine, too. But they didn't account for the child I had in December 2020. I'm gonna have to do some research

Congratulations! On the stimmy, not the kid.

 

[Elvis P]

This is the worst beer I've ever had. idk if they still sell it.

Happy St Pat's Day! The greatest gift I ever gave myself was abandoning my college drinking habits of drinking cheap BAD BREW! such as Meister Brau and Milwaukee's "Best" (we called it The Beast or Milwaukee's Worst). My other bad habit was drinking beer in horrible tasting plastic cups and aluminum cans. Hopefully all of you guys have moved on to better tasting drinking whether you drink beer or not.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I get it’s kosher in other places around the world but I couldn’t eat a horse.

It's eaten regularly in the Japanese city of Kumamoto. I've spoken to people from there about it. I did not tell them how gross they were.

 

[Lord Defect]

This is the worst beer I've ever had. idk if they still sell it.

Happy St Pat's Day! The greatest gift I ever gave myself was abandoning my college drinking habits of drinking cheap BAD BREW! such as Meister Brau and Milwaukee's "Best" (we called it The Beast or Milwaukee's Worst). My other bad habit was drinking beer in horrible tasting plastic cups and aluminum cans. Hopefully all of you guys have moved on to better tasting drinking whether you drink beer or not.

Lions head is the worst for me. Wait is your font in green? Nice.

It didn’t taste the worst, but between myself and two of my friends, we finished 3 cases(it was so cheap at roger Wilco) on a Saturday night and all we had to speak of was multiple bathroom trips. Not a buzz in sight. Waste of money.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

This is the worst beer I've ever had. idk if they still sell it.

Happy St Pat's Day! The greatest gift I ever gave myself was abandoning my college drinking habits of drinking cheap BAD BREW! such as Meister Brau and Milwaukee's "Best" (we called it The Beast or Milwaukee's Worst). My other bad habit was drinking beer in horrible tasting plastic cups and aluminum cans. Hopefully all of you guys have moved on to better tasting drinking whether you drink beer or not.

I upgraded to Miller Lite from cheap beer in college when I got a job & had some pocket money. It gets the job done. I like craft beer but I’m not paying all that money & feel bloated just to get a load on.

 

[Elvis P]

Lions head is the worst for me. Wait is your font in green? Nice. It didn’t taste the worst, but between myself and two of my friends, we finished 3 cases(it was so cheap at roger Wilco) on a Saturday night and all we had to speak of was multiple bathroom trips. Not a buzz in sight. Waste of money.

Nice. Not including the bottle deposit, we used to get super cheap cases of beer such as Leinenkugel for $2-3. Animal House came out when I was in high school and it prepared me well for college.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Beggars can’t be choosers in high school when it comes to beer. I drank it all since I had essentially no job & no money during that time. Beast, Lion’s Head, etc.

Miller High Life was a decent cheap beer though imo. Champagne of Beers.

 

[Lord Defect]

Nice. Not including the bottle deposit, we used to get super cheap cases of beer such as Leinenkugel for $2-3. Animal House came out when I was in high school and it prepared me well for college.

Leinenkugel isn’t so cheap anymore. $3 a case? Man I think you might be older than @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Elvis P]

I upgraded to Miller Lite from cheap beer in college when I got a job & had some pocket money. It gets the job done. I like craft beer but I’m not paying all that money & feel bloated just to get a load on.

I like craft beer also.

I know some people pay $20+ bucks for a shot at some places, but I think that's crazy. There are some things I won't even pay $5 for and a beer is one of them. We used to have nickel and dime nights when I was in college. All tap beer was 5 or 10 cents all night long. We'd go downtown with $1 in our pockets plus the bartenders were our friends. Sunday and Monday nights one bar played either the Dead or Floyd all night long. It was so fun, although sometimes I needed a little extra help to be a deadhead all night long.

 

[BernieParent]

So... we can't use periods now? .....

Hey kids, read my ellipsis. #GrammarDadJokes

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

15 years ago today.

 

[Lord Defect]

I like craft beer also.

I know some people pay $20+ bucks for a shot at some places, but I think that's crazy. There are some things I won't even pay $5 for and a beer is one of them. We used to have nickel and dime nights when I was in college. All tap beer was 5 or 10 cents all night long. We'd go downtown with $1 in our pockets plus the bartenders were our friends. Sunday and Monday nights one bar played either the Dead or Floyd all night long. It was so fun, although sometimes I needed a little extra help to be a deadhead all night long.

You have to be like 171 years old. There’s no way in this century ever was that cheap. I feel robbed.

 

[Elvis P]

Leinenkugel isn’t so cheap anymore. $3 a case? Man I think you might be older than @Captain Dave Poulin

Is anyone older than the Captain? He's pictured above. I'm only 58, but WI had some cheap beer prices back in the early 80s and the WI drinking age was 18 back then! IA was 19!

 

[Young Sandwich]

I get it’s kosher in other places around the world but I couldn’t eat a horse.

I have a buddy who ate horse tartar in Bahrain. That's raw horse. I can't look at him the same anymore.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I've gotta pee so bad I could drown a horse

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Finally found my local store had a bottle of Firestone Walker Parabola 2021. Bought the hell out of it. Known about it for years and I'll be enjoying it this weekend .

 

[Elvis P]

I have a buddy who ate horse tartar in Bahrain. That's raw horse. I can't look at him the same anymore.

I laughed so loudly when I read this. It's good I'm alone. He's not your wife, he's your buddy. Who cares what he eats? Having mucho fun here, but gotta run an errand.

 

[Chicken Chaser]

Horses float because of them inflatable sacks on their backs, they cannot drown. They also can fill them with water and survive many weeks on end in the desert without finding water,, until peed on.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Horses float because of them inflatable sacks on their backs, they cannot drown. They also can fill them with water and survive many weeks on end in the desert without finding water,, until peed on.

Horses walk on their toenails

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

A horse wouldn't so much pee on you as through you. It's a real spectacle.

 

[orangey]

Finally found my local store had a bottle of Firestone Walker Parabola 2021. Bought the hell out of it. Known about it for years and I'll be enjoying it this weekend .

Not to be snobish but it's a good one for aging. Or just drinking. Enjoy!

 

[Chicken Chaser]

that wasn't pee in the Jackass movie...

 

[Hurricane28]

Free money alert on FD. Spread the love Michigan State +100 points. Going to try it in NJ and PA. Don't know if you can do it in multiple states.

 

[Embiid]

I have a buddy who ate horse tartar in Bahrain. That's raw horse. I can't look at him the same anymore.

My roomate in college thought I was eating horse peen when I was cutting some Italian sopresssata....