OT: 73rd Obsequious Banter Thread: The Thread With No Name

[Starat327]

I'm at 92% on my download.

Dude..

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

YOSH! "The Bachelor" returns January 6. Finally, I can feel whole again.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My download is still at 92%

 

[Embiid]

WTFart!

Man whose deadly farts 'can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas'

 

[Lord Defect]

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Here cat nerds.

Self reply but am I the only one that sees a cat animorphing into a bat, over top of a weird pizza, in that picture?

 

[Lord Defect]

WTFart!

Man whose deadly farts 'can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas'

Highly unusual claim coming from an African country, I’ll go over to the wager thread and put 2 Ugandan shillings down that this is a scam.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Highly unusual claim coming from an African country, I’ll go over to the wager thread and put 2 Ugandan shillings down that this is a scam.

can't wait to get the e mails for this one.

 

[Starat327]

My download is still at 92%

Is this like...free internet or something?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is this like...free internet or something?

It's satellite. It's ****ing unbelievable. It's science fiction, only backwards.

 

[Starat327]

It's satellite. It's ****ing unbelievable. It's science fiction, only backwards.

... I didnt even think this was a thing.

 

[Striiker]

It's satellite. It's ****ing unbelievable. It's science fiction, only backwards.

Did you try having better internet?

 

[Amorgus]

I'd like to give a huge thumbs up to our mods in here for not being as sensitive as main board mods or this place wouldn't be worth posting in. They didn't like my Jim Montgomery theory that he was a furry and they found stains in the mascot's costume.

 

[BigToe]

When you are finished watching it, tell me what the nanofetus crowd thinks of it, Toe.

It was fire, Cap.

 

[Chinatown88]

Did you try having better internet?

It's probably the best option he has out in the boonies.

 

[Starat327]

It's probably the best option he has out in the boonies.

I dont know, it sounds like Dave's beyond boonies. I got better signal when I was going through ireland.

 

[Danko]

Latest episode of The Watchmen was fantastic. Started weaving together a bunch of scattered stories.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Did you try having better internet?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I dont know, it sounds like Dave's beyond boonies. I got better signal when I was going through ireland.

I don't have a phone connected, but a phone signal would be faster - problem is, the data would run out after 15 seconds. It's the rural internet - it's horse ****.

 

[Chinatown88]

I don't have a phone connected, but a phone signal would be faster - problem is, the data would run out after 15 seconds. It's the rural internet - it's horse ****.

Not sure if I asked this. Is there a public library near you with semi decent internet? Or does going outside the house involve you dawning a suit of armor and fighting off a bunch of trolls, goblins, giant wild boars and other similar ilk?

Or you probably just hate going out. I'm pretty sure of this.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Not sure if I asked this. Is there a public library near you with semi decent internet? Or does going outside the house involve you dawning a suit of armor and fighting off a bunch of trolls, goblins, giant wild boars and other similar ilk?

Or you probably just hate going out. I'm pretty sure of this.

There's a library 10 minutes away, but I can't sit in there 16 hours per day. Also, my driver's license is expired. Also, you are 100% right.

 

[Chinatown88]

There's a library 10 minutes away, but I can't sit in there 16 hours per day. Also, my driver's license is expired. Also, you are 100% right.

Maybe your New Year's resolution should be to fix that issue.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Maybe your New Year's resolution should be to fix that issue.

I could fix it today if i wanted to, but why bleed away my poor savings with car insurance, gas, etc., when I don't have to?

#BunkerLife

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

There's a library 10 minutes away, but I can't sit in there 16 hours per day. Also, my driver's license is expired. Also, you are 100% right.

Expired or Suspended?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Expired or Suspended?

Expired. I don't **** around on the road.

 

[Starat327]

Expired. I don't **** around on the road.

That's because if your internet speeds are any indication, you don't have any actual roads.