OT: 70th Obsequious Banter Thread: Hart asked the number to change to 79; we said no.

[Hollywood Cannon]

I did it, @CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I did it, @CanadianFlyer88

I'm not sure if you're on a path to prosperity or bankruptcy.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm not sure if you're on a path to prosperity or bankruptcy.

Whatever one it is, it will be a quick path.

 

[Chinatown88]

Traveling tomorrow. I will post events that occur and we can discuss whether or not they violate proper traveling etiquette.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Whatever one it is, it will be a quick path.

Nothing on the 4th screen. Wherever you're going, you could be getting there ~33% faster.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Nothing on the 4th screen. Wherever you're going, you could be getting there ~33% faster.

There weren’t any other games on and I just lost my shirt on the 2nd screen when Snape killed Dumbledore.

I had Dumbledore surviving the entire series -110 and Harry killing Snape +205.

 

[Chinatown88]

There weren’t any other games on and I just lost my shirt on the 2nd screen when Snape killed Dumbledore.

I had Dumbledore surviving the entire series -110 and Harry killing Snape +205.

RIP Alan Rickman

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There weren’t any other games on and I just lost my shirt on the 2nd screen when Snape killed Dumbledore.

I had Dumbledore surviving the entire series -110 and Harry killing Snape +205.

Read. The. Books.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Read. The. Books.

Uh, Cap.

The books came out after the Movies. They were based on the movies.

I read all of the books lol. A few I finished the day they came out.

 

[Chinatown88]

Uh, Cap.

The books came out after the Movies. They were based on the movies.

Can confirm. Goblet of Fire just released October 8.

This is a joke about the illustrated editions.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

There weren’t any other games on and I just lost my shirt on the 2nd screen when Snape killed Dumbledore.

I had Dumbledore surviving the entire series -110 and Harry killing Snape +205.

Nice value bets. It can't turn out the same every time. The math is on your side.

 

[Outlaw Samurai]

So how awesome was season 1 of “The Boys”?

The comics are great too. Even more disturbing stuff in there lol

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Nice value bets. It can't turn out the same every time. The math is on your side.

Thanks, bud.

This is why we’re still friends after you insulted the Ducks. You support my gambling and know my process is solid and I’m due

Everyone else just says things like “HC, you have a problem. You’re going to go bankrupt and be homeless. Get help.”

I know who my real friend(s) is here.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Uh, Cap.

The books came out after the Movies. They were based on the movies.

I read all of the books lol. A few I finished the day they came out.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm genuinely not sure if you know i'm 100% joking here, Cap. For the sake of what is left of your sanity it's a joke.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Thanks, bud.

This is why we’re still friends after you insulted the Ducks. You support my gambling and know my process is solid and I’m due

Everyone else just says things like “HC, you have a problem. You’re going to go bankrupt and be homeless. Get help.”

I know who my real friend(s) is here.

Hey man, who supports you more than I do? Who takes the bullets for Mariota? Who has shared the pain of losing his confidence over his massive gambling problem when the score predictions don't go his way?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm genuinely not sure if you know i'm 100% joking here, Cap. For the sake of what is left of your sanity it's a joke.

I know, I just hate those abominations.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Hey man, who supports you more than I do? Who takes the bullets for Mariota? Who has shared the pain of losing his confidence over his massive gambling problem when the score predictions don't go his way?

That's why I threw in the (s),

You know you're my #1.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@JojoTheWhale One of the things that I have learned due to my ability to watch absolutely anything is that Canadian realtors are very much extra goofy.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale One of the things that I have learned due to my ability to watch absolutely anything is that Canadian realtors are very much extra goofy.

I would imagine this only scales up the further north you go. That takes some salesmanship.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@JojoTheWhale One of the things that I have learned due to my ability to watch absolutely anything is that Canadian realtors are very much extra goofy.

Must-watch TV for me is when those Canads are trying to remodel anything in Montreal. I swear Quebecois contractors see regulations as a thing to spite rather than a thing to follow.

"Ah yes, I'm afraid we are going to have to skip the kitchen and master bath because we have to use your budget elsewhere. It turns out the builders elected to insulate this house with paraffin-soaked newspaper and they hid the bare aluminum wiring by installing properly insulated copper wires only near electrical boxes, so that has to go. We can still afford a nice throw rug in the foyer. Oh and every wall is somehow load bearing. The pipes are made of extra-soluble lead. Oh and it appears they specifically shipped in some native corpses to bury under the foundation."

 

[Outlaw Samurai]

I know, I just hate those abominations.

Found this on the internet. I just need to catch that bicorn in the field out back and the fun can begin!

POLYJUICE POTION:

1. Lacewing flies (stewed 21 days)
2. Leeches.
3. Powdered bicorn horn.
4. Knotgrass.
5. Fluxweed (picked at full moon)
6. Shredded Boomslang skin.
7. A bit of the person one wants to turn into (typically hair)

 

[Flyotes]

@Amorgus You also get credit for the Oingo Boingo shirt.

 

[Danko]

Watched "Fractured" on Netflix last night. Wife likes Sam Worthington, seemed okay based on trailer....move was complete trash, predictable and called the ending about 5 minutes in.

Still binge watching ER, on season 6 episode 20, This show goes on forever. My wife won't watch it anymore because its to depressing, so im watching it on hulu on my phone.

Watchmen started last night on HBO, going to watch it tonight

 

[Outlaw Samurai]

Watched "Fractured" on Netflix last night. Wife likes Sam Worthington, seemed okay based on trailer....move was complete trash, predictable and called the ending about 5 minutes in.

Still binge watching ER, on season 6 episode 20, This show goes on forever. My wife won't watch it anymore because its to depressing, so im watching it on hulu on my phone.

Watchmen started last night on HBO, going to watch it tonight

Oh Lordy. ER goes on forevah!

Interested in hearing how Watchmen is. Early reviews aren’t pretty. Could be jaded purists though.