65th Obsequious Banter Thread: Where everyone gets a passing grade

[Chinatown88]

Screw beer cans. Collect fancy editions of books.

 

[Striiker]

Yep, it will be great to do when you get to college, especially if you join a fraternity. A lot of guys have beer cans on shelves like that in college. You'll see.

Why are you so hurtful?

I’m a delicate little snowflake and you keep trying to melt me.

I try to spread kindness and this is the thanks I get.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Screw beer cans. Collect fancy editions of books.

Yes, this.

 

[Striiker]

Screw beer cans. Collect fancy editions of books.

The cans would be WAY cheaper.

 

[Chinatown88]

The cans would be WAY cheaper.

Just use your mom's credit card.

 

[Striiker]

Just use your mom's credit card.

You trying to melt me too?!

I NEED A SAFE SPACE

 

[klutch]

For me, it’s the flakey skin and depression

Existence is pain.

 

[Chinatown88]

You trying to melt me too?!

I NEED A SAFE SPACE

Do you need an emotional support animal as well? Maybe some coloring books?

 

[Striiker]

Do you need an emotional support animal as well? Maybe some coloring books?

I think that might help.

I've gotten really good at staying inside the lines.

 

[Cody Webster]

Is the Politic boards still around on this site or did they Nuke it?

Nuked

 

[Rebels57]

I've been getting caught up on 2018 movies. In the last 2 weeks i've watched..

• The Favourite (Best Picture nom)
• Green Book (Best Picture nom)
• Bohemian Rhapsody (Best Picture nom)
• Sorry To Bother You (Indie darling)

Enjoyed them all to different extents.

 

[Bruckuss]

Picked up a new twig yesterday, Warrior QRL pro (pro stock, think it's a P92 pattern and 85 flex but who really knows with these things) - excited to give it a whirl tonight

 

[Lord Defect]

This reminds me, I don’t drink. Maybe one day...

You’ll be old enough eventually, don’t worry.

 

[Starat327]

She's definitely seen better days, but this one will always have a place in my heart

 

[Jray42]

I'm acquaintances with someone who works at an insurance broker that was approached to write a large portion of the insurance for this festival. Once they gathered some additional information, they couldn't "nope" out of this thing fast enough.

I don't remember much about this when it was happening but I decided to watch the beginning of the Netflix episode after reading this post and hahahaha yeah I can't imagine how those conversations went. Lloyd's might've still taken a stab, though, but who knows.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

I don't remember much about this when it was happening but I decided to watch the beginning of the Netflix episode after reading this post and hahahaha yeah I can't imagine how those conversations went. Lloyd's might've still taken a stab, though, but who knows.

Later in the documentary it notes that they didn't get insurance.

It may have been an oversimplified answer, but at the very least, they didn't have any sort of event cancellation insurance.

 

[Jray42]

Later in the documentary it notes that they didn't get insurance.

It may have been an oversimplified answer, but at the very least, they didn't have any sort of event cancellation insurance.

Well I’m shocked. Completely shocked, I tell you.

 

[kudymen]

Feeling very exceptional, 0.6%! Lol lol.. cough cough.

Why do I want to cough when cleaning my ears? | Questions | Naked Scientists

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Stuck at the Detroit airport due to weather... f*** everything man...

 

[Chinatown88]

Feeling very exceptional, 0.6%! Lol lol.. cough cough.

Why do I want to cough when cleaning my ears? | Questions | Naked Scientists

I thought I was weird. But now it turns out I'm special!

 

[Rebels57]

Blindspotting is one of the best movies of 2018.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Finally about to leave Detroit but I'll miss the window to pick up my rental... f*** man...

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Still delayed. Delayed for over 3 hours now.

 

[PALE PWNR]

I thought I was weird. But now it turns out I'm special!

Something similar kind of, is I am incapable of burping. I literally cannot burp. When I feel how it feels to want to burp I normally just have a tightness in my chest and some weird garggly noises that kind of sound like a frog very faintly come out. When its really bad like times when I drink a lot of beer, instead of burping I generally just gag a whole lot, like dry heaves mixed with a cough.

 

[Hurricane28]

Oh my god. Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix. What. The. Hell.