65th Obsequious Banter Thread: Where everyone gets a passing grade

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  1. Tripod

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    Mean Gene and Super Dave both gone in 1 day.

    :puppy:

    Legends.
     
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    Striiker Best Behaved Poster - 2018

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    Following through on this ;)

     
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    Chinatown88 Clean your room

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    Can you get punished for liking too many posts in a certain period of time?
     
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    Phileeguy Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird.

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    I saw this on the 6 o'clock news and I yelled out an audible "holy ****" - which I'm sure my neighbors heard - because I used to know the woman that died. I haven't seen her or talked to her in about 20 years, but it really shook me up despite her not having been in my life for that time. I'm fine, but there's no way her family is.
     
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    Hollywood Couturier Moderator

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    I'm gonna have to check the Holy Document of Vatican Law.
     
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    Chinatown88 Clean your room

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    I don't want Striiker to get punished. Hope the system doesn't auto flag him as a spam bot or something.
     
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    Striiker Best Behaved Poster - 2018

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    34 pages.
    Done.
     
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    I can tell you for a fact that you cannot.
     
  10. Amorgus

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    I'm sorry for your local loss and that is quite bizarre. I just had some extended family get smashed by someone running a stop sign but only one of them has serious injuries. She's going to survive though.

    Seat beats: even in the back seat, people!
     
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    Has anyone ever thought about how much they get paid to poop at work?
     
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    If you poop 10 minutes a day at work*, it results in a weeks worth of in service vacation time for the year.
    *regular 9-5 office type gig

    Yes, I have thought about this before.
     
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    Let’s just say I’m probably working on two weeks vacation then.
     
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    when the flyers suck, i think about things such as this, to alleviate the boredom.
     
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    Yesterday I decided to stopwatch the amount of time I spend at red lights... 24 minutes and 43 seconds.
    If you extrapolate that over the course of a year, that's that's 6.25 days, the amount of time A YEAR that I spend at a red light can get me to the moon and back.

    Let's say I am capable of driving for 50 years. That means I spend more time at a red light than a chameleon spends on this planet.
     
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    The Flyers are driving you guys crazy :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    Well they certainly aren't stopping the spiral into insanity.
     
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    BernieParent Trying to be less wrong every day.

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    This very topic probably came up during the players-only meeting.
     
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    There's an app for that. You put in your salary and when you're on the ****ter, you start the timer, stop when you're done. Boom, you got your answer
     
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    So the ******* who drove his Acura through an suv in South Philly on new years had a suicide note in the car. The stabwounds in his chest we're self inflicted. And he had earlier been involved in a police chase an hour earlier in Delaware but the police broke off the pursuit because it was getting to be too dangerous. **** that *******. **** the cops in Delaware who didn't do their jobs. **** the department for not informing Philly pd about the suspect or his car and that he was driving erratically to be on alert for him or to potentially stop him up ahead. **** everything about this. 3 people died because one **** wanted to kill himself but decided to get behind the wheel of a car afterwards too and the police didn't do their jobs to stop it from happening. **** **** ****ing *****. **** them all
     
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    kudymen Selective tattoo artist

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    Dave Hakstol was last seen Dec 21, 2018.

    Or was it just a user around here?
     
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    Went to watch "Sorry to Bother You" today... anyone else seen it?

    Loved the first half of the film but then the 2nd half was a bit "WTF", even though still enjoyable and pretty funny.


    Actually went to see Free Solo (climbing documentary) with some friends, but it sold out for entire day! (3x showings) Though the cinema is a tiny art-house one so even biggest screen has like ~50 seats or so. Been trying to see it for months now...
     
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    I just saw a commercial for Sandals, Jamaica, and all I could think was:

    "Tan all over. Jan all over."
     
  24. flyersphan20

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    Pretty sure a Nashville scout is in my row on my plane home from Phoenix to PHL. Arizona played today and Flyers-Blues two sellers play tomorrow
     
  25. Outlaw Samurai

    Outlaw Samurai FROST WARNING in effect Sponsor

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    The real question is whether the Flyers play causes explosive diarrhea or major constipation.
     
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