2022-2023 Premier League (part one)

[Vasilevskiy]

It wouldn’t surprise me if, I’m 20 years or so, we look back at betting ads the same way we look back at cigarette ads from decades ago. With a collective “wtf were they thinking letting something so destructive just go out there and brainwash everyone with abusive and manipulative tactics”

This is where it will likely head.

European sports betting boomed before it happened in America. It's been this way for a while here. Nothing been done to avoid yet, it's at the crest of the wave right now. And UK has the biggest problem with gambling, and it has nothing to do with what Toney did.

 

[JeffreyLFC]

I have laughed way too much at this!
PS: look at the comments.

 

[KJS14]

I have laughed way too much at this!
PS: look at the comments.

I see the Terry resemblance, but isn't that also just 50% of white guys in England?

 

[les Habs]

I have laughed way too much at this!
PS: look at the comments.

Best one is the guy taking it seriously talking about how he's met Terry, etc.

 

[hatterson]

 

[luiginb]

Hakim Ziyech partying in Moscow with Quincy Promes, great look for him...

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Man Utd winger Antony accused of ‘domestic violence, threat and bodily injury’ by former partner | Goal.com

Manchester United winger Antony has been accused of “domestic violence, threat and bodily injury” by a former partner in his native Brazil.

www.goal.com

 

[The Abusement Park]

Man Utd winger Antony accused of ‘domestic violence, threat and bodily injury’ by former partner | Goal.com

Manchester United winger Antony has been accused of “domestic violence, threat and bodily injury” by a former partner in his native Brazil.

www.goal.com

The accusation says it happened in Brazil on a day he played against Bournemouth. Bit of a joke really.

 

[bluesfan94]

The accusation says it happened in Brazil on a day he played against Bournemouth. Bit of a joke really.

I didn't read where it says it happened in Brazil, just that the case was filed in Brazil

 

[hatterson]

The accusation says it happened in Brazil on a day he played against Bournemouth. Bit of a joke really.

An ESPN article has more details and says the police report contains 4 separate incidents.

Regarding the May 20th incident it says (google translated from Portuguese to English)

"Cavallin also reported having already been threatened by Antony, on May 20, when he had already returned to Brazil."

I'm not sure if that's a translation error or a factual error because obviously "on May 20, when he had already returned to Brazil." is not true. So I'm not sure if that's supposed to say "when she had already returned"

Either way, sounds like it's more than just a single incident.

If United staff indeed did cover for him, I hope the entire thing gets blown up.

 

[maclean]

An ESPN article has more details and says the police report contains 4 separate incidents.

Regarding the May 20th incident it says (google translated from Portuguese to English)

"Cavallin also reported having already been threatened by Antony, on May 20, when he had already returned to Brazil."

I'm not sure if that's a translation error or a factual error because obviously "on May 20, when he had already returned to Brazil." is not true. So I'm not sure if that's supposed to say "when she had already returned"

Either way, sounds like it's more than just a single incident.

If United staff indeed did cover for him, I hope the entire thing gets blown up.

Without knowing anything else, confusing he and she is a very easy thing to do for machine translation from a language that does not obligatorily use pronouns for third person verbs. Heck for people from those languages too. I often hear people from south america mess up he and she

 

[The Abusement Park]

I didn't read where it says it happened in Brazil, just that the case was filed in Brazil

Could be translation problems like Hatterson said, but I definitely saw an article that said it happened in Brazil. Also if it’s more than an isolated incident then obviously that’s problematic, hopefully that’s not the case but I guess well see.

 

[hatterson]

Without knowing anything else, confusing he and she is a very easy thing to do for machine translation from a language that does not obligatorily use pronouns for third person verbs. Heck for people from those languages too. I often hear people from south america mess up he and she

Yea I'm kinda figuring it was a mistake in translation.

The May 20th incident was apparently him calling her and threatening her over the phone so the idea that she returned to Brazil while he was still in Manchester and then he called to say he'd mess her up if he saw her with anyone isn't insane. Him playing against Bournemouth certainly wouldn't impact his ability to make a phone call.

 

[Peen]

 

[Savant]

You see this today ?



It’s actually pretty good!

 

[bluesfan94]

I'm bored, so here's a list of all EPL teams' academies ordered by how many league goals their academy graduates have scored for that team (e.g., Levi Colwill's goals (if any) will not count for Chelsea). I tried to be fairly generous as to who is an academy product, but let me know if I missed anyone. I'll try to keep this updated, but I might not. In the event of ties, alphabetical order is used.

Team	Goals	Players
Tottenham	31	Kane (30), Skipp (1), Tanganga (0), White (0)
Arsenal	21	Saka (14), Nketiah (4), ESR (0), Nelson (3)
Manchester United	21	Rashford (17), Maidoo (0), Williams (0), Elanga (0), Tuanzebe (0), McTominay (1), Mengi (0), Garnacho (3), Iqbal (0)3
Leicester City	15	Barnes (13), Dewsbury-Hall (2), Thomas (0)
Manchester City	11	Foden (11), Palmer (0), Lewis (0)
Southampton	11	Ward-Prowse (9), Walcott (2), Vokins (0)
Nottingham Forest	9	Worrall (1), Mighten (0), Johnson (8), Yates (0)
Chelsea	8	Loftus-Cheek (0), Chalobah (0), Broja (1), Mount (3), Gallagher (3), James (1), Hall (0), Hutchinson (0), Humphreys (0)
Crystal Palace	8	Mitchell (1), Zaha (7), Clyne (0), Rodney (0), Wells-Morrison (0)
Brighton & Hove Albion	8	Dunk (1), March (7), Sarmiento (0)
Aston Villa	6	J. Ramsey (6), A. Ramsey (0)
Liverpool	6	Jones (3), Elliott (1), Phillips (0), TAA (2)
Everton	4	Gordon (3), Davies (0), Simms (1)
West Ham United	4	Johnson (0), Coventry (0), Rice (4), Ashby (0), Mubama (0)
Leeds United	3	Strujik (2), Drameh (0), Greenwood (1), Gray (0)
Bournemouth	3	Anthony (3), Zemura (0)
Newcastle United	2	Dummett (0), Longstaff (1), Anderson (0), Burn (1)
Brentford	0	Maghoma (0)
Fulham	0	Chalobah (0), Francois (0), Harris (0)
Wolverhampton Wanderers	0	Bueno (0), Campbell (0), Lembikisa (0)

Updated this today because I was bored.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Humphreys really not pulling his weight for Chelsea, smh...

 

[Jack Straw]

'The Premier League xG table: Evaluating the attacking performance of every club

 

[Jussi]

'The Premier League xG table: Evaluating the attacking performance of every club

Paywall.

 

[Jack Straw]

Paywall.

 

[Peen]

 

[Savant]

Curious what the bottom half of this looks like - cuts out for me after Palace

 

[Jack Straw]

Curious what the bottom half of this looks like - cuts out for me after Palace

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Premier League footballer accused of rape has bail extended

Exclusive: The player, who cannot be named for legal reasons, could start a second Premier League season on bail

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[spintheblackcircle]

Manchester United set to make forward their highest earner on incredible £375,000-a-week deal: report

Manchester United are maxing out their wage budget, as Erik ten Hag's busy summer of new contracts and new signings continues

www.yahoo.com