My plan would be a two year tank and then two more years to make the playoffs (growing pains of young players and running out years of bad contracts).
No rebuild succeeds without luck. Let me preface my whole argument with that statement. The Penguins never win a single Cup if they don’t win the Crosby lottery. The Hawks never sniff the Cup without winning the Patrick Kane pick. The Kings don’t win without Doughty, the Lighting without Hedman, and the Avalanche and Leafs don’t look like juggernauts without winning the Mackinnon and Matthews picks. Imagine if the Leafs hadn’t won Matthews. Would anyone think they’d be any good?
With that said, the idea of “rebuilding” revolves around getting some good luck, by which I mean maximizing your odds of getting superstars via the draft and also getting lucky enough to win them. Shane Wright (2022), Connor Bedard (2023), and Matvei Michkov (2023) are the big prizes of the next two seasons; part of the luck is actually bottoming out in seasons that actually have potential superstars, unlike this year, and the Sharks can do just that if they play their cards right.
This off-season I would move Hertl and Burns. Hertl would get a nice package (a mid 1st and a top prospect has been offered lots of times on the main boards) to help shore up the prospect pool. Burns would have positive value, I feel, as unlike Vlasic and Karlsson he is still a good player, and he only has 4 years left of his contract. I wouldn’t expect a huge return or anything, but I don’t think we’d have too much trouble moving him. Buy-out Jones this summer and go with Melnichuk and Korenar in net next season; we know they’re awful, but DW could at least pretend that he’s “evaluating internal options before exploring outside help” for a year.
So now you’ve cleared out quite a bit of cap and acquired three excellent prospects (our 1st will be a blue chipper, plus the 1st and prospect from the Hertl deal) to add to Bordeleau and Weisblatt, all five of whom are marinating in juniors or the AHL. You play out the year, giving Couture, Labanc, and Meier a chance to boost their value while wasting away another year of the Vlasic and Karlsson contracts and being a truly god-awful team. The prize of 2022 is obviously Shane Wright, but it’s a strong draft even after Wright. You add to your group of prospects. You move Couture to a playoff team who needs help at center (I have no doubt we’ll find a suitor for him). If you can find good deals for Meier or Labanc, think about it, but if you determine they’re worth keeping them keep them.
Let’s say the unthinkable happens and we actually get blessed with some lottery luck. Your group of youngsters now stands as Wright, Ferraro, Meier, Bordeleau, 2021 7th overall (let’s say L. Hughes), 2021 mid-1st (let’s say Pinelli), top prospect from Hertl trade, (Zach Jones from NYR has been offered), and our host of middle-six wingers (Labanc/Balcers/Barabanov/etc.). Kane and Karlsson are the vets.
If possible, tank again in 2023. Then address the goaltending and go from there.
I won’t pretend that tanking is a guaranteed success, obviously. But it’s a helluva lot better option than whatever Doug is doing now.