Pre-Game Talk: Washingtons Ovechicken Burger mistakenly eaten by Lazar 7:00 PM Saturday Night

[Back in Black]

Washington vs Ottawa, Saturday night 7:00 PM on HNIC (Sportsnet)

So... Which line do you play against Ovie? Dude's on fire right now.

The (PLC) Petit Pageau, Hamburger Eating Lazar & Cool Condra line, of course!

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[ChocolateLeclaire]

Ooh ooh, I like PLC line as a name. Sounds like a poison or drug.

Coach Cameron: "Hit them with a little PLC."

 

[KAPOW]

game plan: don't ever take a penalty

 

[Novak Djokovic]

game plan: don't ever take a penalty

...and if you do, just play a 3 on 4 against the other Caps' players.

 

[Xamar*]

I fear Ovechkin might have a feast. I fear him more than Crosby .

 

[Sun God Nika]

I fear Ovechkin might have a feast. I fear him more than Crosby .

You should if Ovechkin were Canadian he would be better than Crosby.

...and if you do, just play a 3 on 4 against the other Caps' players.

You really think 1 player could nerf Ovi?

 

[Xamar*]

You should if Ovechkin were Canadian he would be better than Crosby.

Yup to bad he's just a "lazy russian"

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

**** Crosby. Ovechkins just a fiend on and off the ice. Crosby is the boringest NHLer ever. It's like he was a hockey robot developed by Gary Bettman to appease the Canadian market.

 

[Back in Black]

**** Crosby. Ovechkins just a fiend on and off the ice. Crosby is the boringest NHLer ever. It's like he was a hockey robot developed by Gary Bettman to appease the Canadian market.

Ya, like Crosby developed a WJC Win, an Olympic Win and a Stanley Cup Win. Remind me what Ovechchicken has won? Oh ya, a selfless Rocket Richard look at me Trophy.

Back to the Game, thankfully we do pretty darn good against Washington!

GO SENS GO!

 

[maclean]

Yeah, I don't like Crosby, but Ovechkin is an actual p.o.h.g. (piece of human garbage fyi)

 

[Sun God Nika]

Ya, like Crosby developed a WJC Win, an Olympic Win and a Stanley Cup Win. Remind me what Ovechchicken has won? Oh ya, a selfless Rocket Richard look at me Trophy.

Back to the Game, thankfully we do pretty darn good against Washington!

GO SENS GO!

Funny how you are calling Ovechkin, Ovechchicken when Crosby would be the one to run away from a fight between the two. Throw me on a Canadian Olympic/WJC and ill come back with gold too.

 

[2XPRO31]

I like Crosby and Ovechkin. Two best players in the game

 

[PoutineSp00nZ]

You should if Ovechkin were Canadian he would be better than Crosby.



You really think 1 player could nerf Ovi?

Oh give me a break lol

 

[ChocolateLeclaire]

You should if Ovechkin were Canadian he would be better than Crosby.



You really think 1 player could nerf Ovi?

Yeah, he'd be better...if you ignored the multiple Olympic gold medals, WJC golds, multiple Hart and Art Ross trophies, Cup rings. Other than that, OV is way better.

 

[Mathieu]

Yeah, he'd be better...if you ignored the multiple Olympic gold medals, WJC golds, multiple Hart and Art Ross trophies, Cup rings. Other than that, OV is way better.

OV would probably have an Olympic gold and a WJC gold if he was canadian as well.

 

[ChocolateLeclaire]

OV would probably have an Olympic gold and a WJC gold if he was canadian as well.

Really? Because that Russian team in Vancouver was the favorite to win.

But ignore the individual awards too.

 

[Six Assets]

Too bad Ovie will never win a cup

 

[MainDotC]

Too bad Ovie will never win a cup

Kind of like when Torts ripped Thorton saying "he may go down as one of the better players in this league that never won anything"

 

[Sens Rule]

Yeah, I don't like Crosby, but Ovechkin is an actual p.o.h.g. (piece of human garbage fyi)

He floated for a couple of seasons. Hardly makes him human garbage. He seems like a swell cool guy. I don't get hating him even if sometimes in the past he didn't play as well as he could have.

He is full of wonder and fun...like a 30 year old 230 lb child.

What has he ever done wrong except a few over enthusiastic hits?

 

[CanadianHockey]

Ya, like Crosby developed a WJC Win, an Olympic Win and a Stanley Cup Win. Remind me what Ovechchicken has won? Oh ya, a selfless Rocket Richard look at me Trophy.

Back to the Game, thankfully we do pretty darn good against Washington!

GO SENS GO!

Looks at post.

Looks at poster's name.

Looks back at post.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Wait why is Ovechkin a piece of human garbage again? Did he frame Robert Durst or something? Was he the real murderer?

 

[CanadianHockey]

Really? Because that Russian team in Vancouver was the favorite to win.

But ignore the individual awards too.

Actually, the Canadian team was the favourite to win. Russia was almost universally held as the second best team.

I didn't get the hype. That blueline was mediocre at best.

 

[Senscore]

Wait why is Ovechkin a piece of human garbage again? Did he frame Robert Durst or something? Was he the real murderer?

"Uhh yeah, sure."

 

[MainDotC]

Wait why is Ovechkin a piece of human garbage again? Did he frame Robert Durst or something? Was he the real murderer?

I was listening to Diane Reim on NPR the other day and they talked about forensic linguistics that aided in prosecution of Durst. Very interesting stuff. Apparently there's a long documentary on HBO about Durst.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

I was listening to Diane Reim on NPR the other day and they talked about forensic linguistics that aided in prosecution of Durst. Very interesting stuff. Apparently there's a long documentary on HBO about Durst.

It's why I mentioned it I just started the documentary last night I've only seen part one so far. Im still curious how he got acquitted of the one murder where he chopped his neighbor into pieces and dumped him the water. Then he got acquitted on self defense.

Ovechkin is a real piece of human garbage though, that's what I've learned in all of this.