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I made my 2nd shrink in a row ask why I haven't committed suicide
Im hoping they were asking to find out what your motivation for living was, not just saying "I cant belive you havent already offed yourself"
I made my 2nd shrink in a row ask why I haven't committed suicide
Im hoping they were asking to find out what your motivation for living was, not just saying "I cant belive you havent already offed yourself"
Perhaps I should drive up there sometime and we can have a frank discussion with your medical providers about the value of professionalism.Shrink 1: 'how are you still alive? I'm shocked you haven't attempted suicide.'
Shrink 2: 'it's a miracle you aren't suicidal'
Perhaps I should drive up there sometime and we can have a frank discussion with your medical providers about the value of professionalism.
And fire. Don't forget the fire.Hon, your idea of 'Frank' is a 4x4 to the skull and a scotch corpse
Actual conversation with mom:
Mom: We need to sell some of my stuff.
Me: We're ok, I wrecked the car but we aren't broke.
Mom: Oh, it's my mom's stuff. (Note: Grandma was a klepto-***** who beat my mom with a baseball bat. Forced her to go to work, before finishing Elementary school, and took her paychecks till 25 and kept trying to take my mom's checks even after she was married and pregnant. While in such state, she hit my mom up side the head with a baseball bat when she stopped giving her money.)
me: Oh ****, let's hock that ****!
Go Irish, Go Preds!
Do you know what Hall you're in yet?
Nice. I'll be sure to buy a steak sandwich from your hall the next fall Saturday I'm there...O'Neill. Just found out a few days ago.
Nice. I'll be sure to buy a steak sandwich from your hall the next fall Saturday I'm there...
I didn't go to ND, I'm a poor old white guy from Woodbine, I had family there though until this year's graduation. He was in Sorin.Where were you?
Man, the Music City Center is a massive, total badass building.
BFC, you're scaring me again. And after what you just mentioned about grandma...
Believe it or not I am an optimist. I have faith in everyone except myself, and I know that is my problem.