SEMIN: Unjust victim of a systematic process of intimidation, manipulation, and scape

[StormCast]

I must watch entirely different games than some of you.

Sober you mean?

 

[nobuddy]

I love Nathan Gerbe and I think he's #great and I hope he sticks around for awhile.

 

[RodTheBawd]

Sober you mean?

That'd be fun to try.

 

[StormCast]

That'd be fun to try.

Like getting surgery without anesthesia.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Now that I think of it, Gerbe is a true "moneyball" type of player. High fancy-stat production with a low price tag.

 

[rocky7]

Like getting surgery without anesthesia.

LOL....

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Like getting surgery without anesthesia.

When I have to go to the dentist, I try to do it without novacain when I can.

The feeling of your mouth being frozen for eight hours is way worse than the drill for 10-15 minutes imo.

 

[What the Faulk]

I just hate needles.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I just hate needles.

I don't mind needles , I just don't like to watch when I get them. I always try to turn away.

 

[normalpsychology]

let's stay on topic

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

let's stay on topic

You must be new here.

This is the #hcanes board. Nothing ever stays on topic...

With the possible exception of bbq threads

 

[What the Faulk]

I bet Semin hates the dentist too.

 

[RodTheBawd]

Alex Semin, an anti-dentite.

 

[Francis10]

He's a RABID ANTI-DENTITE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythrdCsOFJU

 

[Alexander the Gr8]

Steps to get Alex Semin back on track :
1. Fill his water bottle with vodka and juice before the game
2. Show him the video of the TSN panel ripping him
3. ????
4. Profit

 

[tarheelhockey]

Steps to get Alex Semin back on track :
1. Fill his water bottle with vodka and juice before the game
2. Show him the video of the TSN panel ripping him
3. ????
4. Profit

I know exactly where that profit would come from, because there are literally millions of people who would pay hard cash to see Semin do the bongos on Mike Milbury.

 

[Joe McGrath]

I know exactly where that profit would come from, because there are literally millions of people who would pay hard cash to see Semin do the bongos on Mike Milbury.

With a shoe?

 

[RodTheBawd]

I hear Luongo practices dentistry in the offseason...

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I hear Luongo practices dentistry in the offseason...

I'll pm y2kcanucks for confirmation.

 

[Alexander the Gr8]

With a shoe?

Poetic justice.

 

[Rise from the Ashes]

He scores tonight.

 

[BrindAmours Army]

He scores tonight.

But does it get called off?

 

[Alexander the Gr8]

Move Semin to LW ?

During the high flying days of the Capitals, Semin went back and forth between RW and LW.

He played LW when paired up with Brendan Morrison/Tomas Fleischmann and Brooks Laich.
When moved to the top line with Ovechkin and Backstrom, he'd play RW.

He'd score a lot more goals coming down the LW, and he would either pass or rip slap shots on the RW.

Switching from one wing to another has benefited momentarily to other players, such as Ovechkin and Kovalchuk.

Do you think such a move would light a fire under his *** ?

 

[Sens1Canes2]

Even poker pros are all over Semin. Daniel Negreanu tweeted something about him today.

 

[TheOllieC]

Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker · 26m 26 minutes ago

Alexander Semin makes $7 million a year to play hockey for the Washington Capitals and through 17 games he has exactly zero goals. #KHLBound

Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker · 19m 19 minutes ago

Oops I meant Semin, Carolina. Had him on my fantasy for 10 years and he is cooked. Just embarrassing to not perform at that pricetag.

Probably should stick to poker imo