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There have been at least a half dozen members of HFSharks that have promised to eat shoes if something or other, and not a single one has followed through.
Am I right in saying that aside from maybe the Kessel line, the Penguins generally have great centermen and not particularly good wingers? I'm scared of Malkin and Crosby, but their wingers... Pavelski, Hertl, Donskoi and Marleau they are not...
Hornqvist is good. Obviously Hagelin and Kessel are good. Rust and Sheary are decent players with some scoring pop. Kunitz is meh. Overall I'd say you're right. In terms of wingers, I'd say: Pavelski > Kessel > Hertl > Donskoi > Hornqvist > Marleau > Ward > Hagelin and then Rust and Sheary a little above Wingels/Karlsson/etc.
A dark horse to keep an eye on is Matt Cullen. He's quietly still a very good player.