Monthly News Thread (June '17)

[The Gongshow]

They should have Sami/KO for the US title inside Hell in a Cell. Its one of the only feuds that deserves to be in that match. They can have KO/Sami for the next 2 PPV's (or however many there are until HiaC) have KO win with dirty finishes then Sami finally goes over at HiaC winning his 1st title.

 

[Masked]

I'm hoping for Lana vs Naomi in a Hell in the Cell match with Lana winning and then Carmella & Ellsworth come out from under the ring after the match to cash in. Then Rusev comes out, rips the door off the cell and takes Lana to the bank before Carmella can get the pin.

 

[GKJ]

heres my own Smackdown timeline. only the significant titles/matches

Battleground - Cena v Jinder SD Title - Cena wins
Battleground - Tye vs KO US Title - KO retains

Summerslam - Jinder v Cena SD Title- Cena retains
Summerslam - Styles v Nakamura #1 Contender - Styles wins
Summerslam - KO v Sami - US Title - KO retains

Hell in a Cell - KO v Sami Hell in a Cell US Title - Sami wins
Hell in a Cell - Cena v Styles Hell in a Cell SD Title - Styles wins, Corbin cashes in successfully


Survivor series break

Royal Rumble - Styles v Corbin SD Title - Styles wins
Royal Rumble - Royal Rumble Match - Nakamura wins (Jericho returns)
Royal Rumble - Sami vs Rusev US Title - Rusev retains

Elim Chamber - Styles v Cena v Nakamura v KO v Corbin v Jericho - Styles retains.

Wrestlemania - Styles v Nakamura II SD Title - Nakamura wins
Wrestlemania - Sami vs Rusev US Title - Sami wins

EDIT: fixed some names lol

Cena definitely should not be winning #17 at a Battleground PPV, which is in my city, so I would mark, but that has to be a major PPV and he should fail a few times. Do a Tiger Woods thing where it feels like he's never going to get it.

 

[SeidoN]

Cena definitely should not be winning #17 at a Battleground PPV, which is in my city, so I would mark, but that has to be a major PPV and he should fail a few times. Do a Tiger Woods thing where it feels like he's never going to get it.

could switch it to Summerslam

I really didnt put a HUGE amount of thought into it. just wanted set up the matches I wanted to see

 

[M.C.G. 31]

WWE may be shifting Reigns/Lesnar WM plans to Reigns/Cena WM plans.

I suspected as such when Cena became a free agent.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Need to keep rooting for these big Joe numbers to hold that off.

 

[Deen]

Just push Strowman to the moon. Every second segment should be more Rawwwr.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Punjabi Prison reportedly returning at Battleground.

 

[SeidoN]

Punjabi Prison reportedly returning at Battleground.

still better than the Usos Penitentiary

 

[TNT87]

Punjabi Prison reportedly returning at Battleground.

It was just a matter of time.

 

[The Gongshow]

Hmmm so either Cena or Orton vs Mahal in a Punjabi Prison Match... god help us

 

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

Yay for another Cage Match

 

[Deen]

Yay for another Cage Match

I like bamboo personally.

 

[The Lunatic Fridge]

Rajah is reported that the powers that be are planning a huge romantic angle for Bayley for Summerslam.

WWE officials are planning to continue focusing on Bayley’s innocence, and it’s going to come to light that Bayley has never kissed a man before. The idea is that angle will continue to be pushed heading into Summerslam with her having her first kiss after her match at the event.

There is some speculation that Corey Graves is the favorite for the role, but the powers that be have yet to make up their mind about who will play the man in this scenario. On paper, an angle like this could be cute, but there is a good chance most WWE fans will really dislike it.

Spoiler alert - She's had sex before. Probably all freaky nerdy kinds, too.

You're so stupid, WWE.

 

[Paris in Flames]

Jesus Christ.

 

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

Spoiler alert: that angle will be a disaster

 

[Pinkfloyd]

Spoiler alert - She's had sex before. Probably all freaky nerdy kinds, too.

You're so stupid, WWE.

This is totally Vince. It's not hard to find out that she's engaged and if you try to make people suspend disbelief enough to think this woman hasn't even kissed someone before...so stupid. Didn't they do something like this with DB and the Bellas back in the day? lol

 

[Paris in Flames]

It's even better because they interviewed Bayley while she stood NEXT to her fiance at the HOF ceremony.

 

[The Gongshow]

 

[The Lunatic Fridge]

Apperently there was a awkward AF segment where she asked graves for a hug and she's been the one texting him all these weeks and it will lead to him kissing her at summerslam.

I've been pretty much skipping most lame segments since forever now on RAW can anyone who sat through that cringe fest interview confirm?

 

[M.C.G. 31]

It was very cringe.

 

[SeidoN]

that angle sounds incredible, shame on you all for denying Bayley true love

 

[BonMorrison]

This god damn company.

 

[CaptainCrunch67]

It'll be Vince that plays the male lead in this angle, it will be him all along.

He'll make her roll around in the ring and bark like a dog and call him Daddy Genetic Jack Hammer.

 

[Disclose]

sasha should steal her first kiss... as in kiss bailey.