Do the leafs own buds now? Pretty sure all 31 teams have sponsorship deals in market & nationally.. As does the league.
Crosby plays in PIT, MacKinnon in COL, and make millions doing spots for Timmies...
I'm sure you'd love to tell me all of the various reasons why Marner can't even hold MacKinnon and Crosby's jock strap. Are you actually trying to compare the sponsorships of three time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic Champion Sidney Crosby to Mitch freaking Marner? Toronto is one of the leagues largest markets and offers sponsorship opportunities that other teams like Carolina and Tampa simply do not. By all means, feel free to break down the tax situation of the Tampa Bay lightning for me and show me all of Kucherov's commercials from that market at age 20 if you think it will help make your point.
This. Unless Marner's numbers fall off a cliff in the second half, you're looking at a $10M AAV pretty much guaranteed.
Feel free to explain to all of us why Marner is worth the same as Eichel. Especially considering that centres generally get a premium on their contracts over wingers, Marner really must be a better player to command that kind of salary, no? I really have to wonder what kind of salary you think Skinner is going to want.
The Matthews camp's ask is definitely higher than McDavid, probably in the range of $13-13.5M, eventually settling at $12-12.5 AAV...
Matthews is going to ask for more than the 2x reigning Art Ross winner, who also has a Hart? Hmmm, okay. I'll let you lead the charge in the next Matthews vs McDavid thread, should be a good time.
Leafs fans, there is a very valid reason Kyle Dumass couldn't give Willy $8M AAV... Hes not going to have space and he knows it - regardless if the cap goes up slightly...
Oh wow, Kyle Dumass. Good one. I gotta say, not wanting to overpay your players (because Nylander isn't worth $8m no matter whether they can afford it or not) isn't the reason I would slap a "Dumass" label on someone. I would save that for posts like this one.
Also have to find money to pay or replace Kapanen (RFA), Lindholm(UFA), Johnsson(RFA), Leivo(RFA), Gardiner(UFA) & Ozhiganov(RFA)... There's another $10-15M right there - Gardiner commands at least $5M, Kapanen in the $3-3.5M range minimum.
Oh no, Josh Leivo might not get qualified!!!! HOW WILL THE LEAFS SURVIVE?
Things are gonna get real tight, a la Chicago when that were on their run...
Of course they're going to get tight. We have a lot of very good players who need contracts and expect to be paid like the very good players they are. I think we can manage to let the Kapanens and the Leivos of the world go without too many tears, especially with three Stanley Cup rings to comfort us.
And just to be clear, I don't expect a serious response at all. I think your post was an excellent work of Leafs-hating fanfiction and broke it down solely for my own amusement.