Jersey Patch coming

[Chelis Chili]

0-5

8-25 goals
1.6-5 per game

 

[Gniwder]

OK, so here's my new patch idea. It's a combined dumpster and tire fire. I tried to make the Wings logo blend in with the flames, making it more subtle.

If you guys like it, I might clean up the edges a bit. Just brainstorming ideas, see what sticks.

 

[Realgud]

OK, so here's my new patch idea. It's a combined dumpster and tire fire. I tried to make the Wings logo blend in with the flames, making it more subtle.

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If you guys like it, I might clean up the edges a bit. Just brainstorming ideas, see what sticks.

This is so good lol

 

[Gniwder]

This is so good lol

Only "so good"? I was really hoping to reach realgud status. I guess I need to try harder.

 

[Realgud]

Only "so good"? I was really hoping to reach realgud status. I guess I need to try harder.

Ogee is the one who gives the official realgud status... but I'll give it to you and hope he doesn't see this

 

[Chelis Chili]

Did the "Trash Patch" Curse the Red Wings?​

Detroit hasn't won since donning a jersey advertisement, and its playoff hopes are slipping away. Is the patch a gothic curse, and what other anxieties underly fans' revulsion for it?

 

[Frk It]

Take the patch off til we win a game. Once we win a game they can put their logo back and add a letter for each win.

 

[raymond23]

I tried to warn y’all

Well, some of you

 

[Frk It]

Hope they never win a game again as long as they wear that stupid f***ing patch.

I think I’ll join you in this crusade.

The hell did they decide to put it on 50 games into the season for? They couldn’t possibly wait to put it on next year, they just had to get those millions now…

Greedy f***s…

 

[norrisnick]

Lalonde is superstitious as f***. I just want one of the reporters to ask him about the 'coincidence' of the embroidery and the losing streak.

 

[Realgud]

0-6

 

[Steve Yzerlland]

0-6

Priority patch parlay!

 

[WFIAA]

I really wonder if Priority is regretting this. Yeah, some people say any press is good press, but right now, I would think they are getting nothing but hatred and certainly not a positive response. It's too much to hope the jersey patch will go away (F you Chris I. for being greedy), but at least something that actually makes sense would be preferable if not liked.

 

[izlez]

This patch sure came along at the right time to take the blame off the real cause of our issues: @Henkka

 

[Henkka]

This patch sure came along at the right time to take the blame off the real cause of our issues: @Henkka

I like the t-shirt model logo. Some humorous things are always nice.

Hate the patch, cause it's ugly.

Don't believe on any curses.

 

[JediOrderPizza]

It's just the weirdest ad as well. It's already plastered all over the boards with that shitty digital ad shit. But is anyone gonna be like oh shit they got a Priority patch, that reminds me I need my trash picked up?

I mean I know it's just a way for bitch ass Illitch to be more rich. I wonder how much it cost.

 

[Ulysses31]

should have added patch coming off a loss

 

[ArGarBarGar]

should have added patch coming off a loss

They shouldn't have added a patch at all.

Disgracing the sweater and the wheel for a few million dollars.

 

[FMichael]

Doesn't 2 negatives equal 1 positive?

I say we add another patch!

 

[WFIAA]

Doesn't 2 negatives equal 1 positive?

I say we add another patch!

Sure, I'm thinking Waste Management on the other shoulder.

 

[Stony Curtis]

To illustrate the importance of money to Crass Illitch, the priority logo should be made bigger and put on the chest, and the winged wheel can get shrunk and put on the left shoulder. Or under an arm pit. Or on the inside of the jersey so you can't even see it anymore.

 

[Chelis Chili]

0-6

11-32 goals
1.8-5.3 per game

 

[Gniwder]

To illustrate the importance of money to Crass Illitch, the priority logo should be made bigger and put on the chest, and the winged wheel can get shrunk and put on the left shoulder. Or under an arm pit. Or on the inside of the jersey so you can't even see it anymore.

So basically like the SHL?

 

[brett89]

yeah i dont like it. sucks hockey has come to all this advertising sponsors now

 

[theYman]

Has there ever been an opinion from the players about the patch?? Like if they care or not that it's on there. Wonder if the jersey patch conspiracy has made the rounds to the players yet. I mean everyone is on social media nowadays and that's what all of us are posting right now.