Ozz
Registered User
When a player on the other team(Actually i'll usually yell it to my own teammates more) is able to make a really nice move to to the net, but can't finish I yell, "ALL BREAD, and NO BUTTER!"
All Swedish, no Finnish.
When a player on the other team(Actually i'll usually yell it to my own teammates more) is able to make a really nice move to to the net, but can't finish I yell, "ALL BREAD, and NO BUTTER!"
Had a player I called a penalty on tonight call me a "ding dong"...
Uh what?
Had a player I called a penalty on tonight call me a "ding dong"...
Uh what?
You referee with the pink hair? That would never be allowed in my organization.
When I pull off a nice deke between the legs of a defender, or I see someone who's a bad skater: "I know a good orthopedist, I could give you his number, maybe he can fix those ankles."
That's terrible
Hey Tough Guy, I'll bet your pecker doesn’t touch your underpants.
When I pull off a nice deke between the legs of a defender, or I see someone who's a bad skater: "I know a good orthopedist, I could give you his number, maybe he can fix those ankles."
I'd be tempted to respond to that with, "I'm not wearing any" and then wink at them.
The title reads, "BEST" hockey chirps, not worst.