Fighter
Registered User
On the occasion of Shane Doan retiring:
**** Shane Doan. Good riddance to the most overrated third liner in NHL history, a man who did affirmative harm to the league with his elbows, his knees, the boards, racial slurs, and by pushing the dead puck era narrative that "work ethic" and perseverance are more important than actual skill even when the gap between those two concepts is enormous. It's no wonder he never left one of the most pathetic franchises in sports to go to a real team with a real chance of winning anything because the paradox of his career would have been exposed--he would have been at bit piece on a championship-caliber team, not anchoring its offense or heavily featured in its top 6. But he couldn't bear that, this man from the wastes of Nowhere, Canada who suddenly found that he loved living in the desert. Sure he did. Vaya con dios, Shane Doan, you ugly waste of twenty years' salary.
He had a bad habit of injuring our players, I will not miss that piece of **** one bit. **** him, well said!