OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[Danko]

Does anyone happen to take wegovy, saxenda or ozempic?

 

[Embiid]

 

[Jack Straw]

What do they think happens when they turn those on

[phone rings]
"Uh, hello?"
"Hi, this is the FBI"

 

[Tripod]

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

 

[Embiid]

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

Dude...that is absurd. Positive vibes your way man.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

My family friend’s pharmacy has now been burned down/looted four or five times now in the last few years.

Not sure he’s going to bother reopening this time so good job people! Way to help out your community.

 

[trostol]

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

sorry you have all that on your plate

here's a thing..go play the lottery..something in the universe has to balance all that out

 

[BernieParent]

Meatball....good one

Influencer ‘Meatball’ appears to be arrested while livestreaming wild looting rampage in Philadelphia

The Instagram star, Dayjia Blackwell, was later apparently detained by the police.

nypost.com

Apparently an anagram for beat mall.

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

I am terribly sorry to hear this, Tri.

 

[Embiid]

My family friend’s pharmacy has now been burned down/looted four or five times now in the last few years.

Not sure he’s going to bother reopening this time so good job people! Way to help out your community.

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According to the interview in this article sounds like he will continue..

There has also been more looting this morning of beauty supply stores etc in the NE...

Plans for Tuesday’s vandalism were an open secret on social media, and the destruction was documented in videos through the night​

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

According to the interview in this article sounds like he will continue..

There has also been more looting this morning of beauty supply stores etc in the NE...

Plans for Tuesday’s vandalism were an open secret on social media, and the destruction was documented in videos through the night​

MSN

www.msn.com

There's two pharmacies shown in those photos and mentioned in that article. The person that was interviewed isn't our family friend. Our family friend owns SunRay but i'll admit maybe they're owned by the same people. I'm not really sure.

 

[DancingPanther]

There's two pharmacies shown in those photos and mentioned in that article. The person that was interviewed isn't our family friend. Our family friend owns SunRay but i'll admit maybe they're owned by the same people. I'm not really sure.

My friend worked for SunRay for a hot minute after we graduated

 

[Flybynite]

Twitter will require a 'selfie' of the users face to verify the user. Can share that information/biometric with whomever they chose. Can share who, when, and the CONTENTS of your DIRECT MESSAGES to other users with their AI training and also any partners they so choose.

 

[Lord Defect]

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

f*** man.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

Jeez man that is awful. Hoping 2024 is good for you

 

[Embiid]

Never seen a crying meatball..

Laughing Philadelphia Looting Suspect 'Meatball' Cries in Mugshot

Dayjia Blackwell, 21, gleefully livestreamed the looting in Philadelphia to her 600,000 followers.

themessenger.com

 

[gertbfrobe16]

some of these retorts are brutal lol

Got kicked out of the girls school in Lititz Pa. for drinking

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Well, our families shit year continues.

My mom passes, wife's grandmother passes, wife falls down stairs outside , wife's car gets run over by herd of deer, wildfires, floods, wife's grandfather passes away, wife's mom breaks her leg in 3 places.

Today, my sister finds out she has tongue cancer. Early detection still results in only a 68% chance of living 5 years. And we have an uncle who passed of the same thing.

All this in 10 months.

sorry to hear this wishing you and yours good health and luck from here on out.

 

[VladDrag]

@Cody Webster @Young Sandwich @bennysflyers16 @Tripod @CanadianFlyer88 @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Cody Webster]

@Cody Webster @Young Sandwich @bennysflyers16 @Tripod @CanadianFlyer88 @Captain Dave Poulin

I saw that, that's imsne.

It was his second ball though, so it doesn't count

 

[bennysflyers16]

I saw that, that's imsne.

It was his second ball though, so it doesn't count

Wasn't that just from a sattire account about 2nd ball or legit ?

I'm hoping for a Europe landslide win with Rory losing all his matches.

 

[DancingPanther]

Got kicked out of the girls school in Lititz Pa. for drinking

Linden Hall you swine put some rispek on it

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@Cody Webster @Young Sandwich @bennysflyers16 @Tripod @CanadianFlyer88 @Captain Dave Poulin

Should have saved that for tomorrow.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Some kid cut down the tree that Wolf hides in in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
It was one of England's coolest spots to take photos during sunset.

 

[Rebels57]

Some kid cut down the tree that Wolf hides in in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
It was one of England's coolest spots to take photos during sunset.
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Someone should cut off his leg.

 

[Embiid]

Someone should cut off his legs and penis.

Fixed...