OT: 115th Obsequious Banter Thread: 115 Minutes of Fame

[Kermit the Prog]

Just had Bloodwork done for the first time 20 years and am within range on everything, despite drinking every beers/seltzers daily, and having a red meat based diet. I may be like Kerm and live forever.

A steady diet of beef jerky helps keep my hair silky smoove, too.

 

[Embiid]

A steady diet of beef jerky helps keep my hair silky smoove, too.

Beef jerky rules!

 

[Cody Webster]

Videos all of IG of multiple stores in Center City getting looted tonight

 

[BernieParent]

Not good. I'm supposed to live forever. I can't imagine what it will do for property values.

The Lord tells me He can get me out of that mess, but He's pretty sure you're ... well, not as well off.

If the human population collaborated to make a booger ball, with everyone contributing their nose nuggets produced over the course of a day, how destructive would it be when dropped from a height of 50'?

'snot destructive at all.

 

[Embiid]

Videos all of IG of multiple stores in Center City getting looted tonight

And the end result...

Target says it will close nine stores in major cities, citing violence and theft

It's the latest move related to theft for Target, which has been outspoken about the industrywide problem of organized retail crime.

www.cnbc.com

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[trostol]

Videos all of IG of multiple stores in Center City getting looted tonight

my store closed an hour early due to the fact they wanted to keep us safe I guess..I'm down at 5th and pine..i guess better safe than sorry

 

[Embiid]

 

[Winston Wolf]

So, I may or may not live about 30 yards from this.

Great decision on my part!

 

[Cody Webster]

my store closed an hour early due to the fact they wanted to keep us safe I guess..I'm down at 5th and pine..i guess better safe than sorry

Glad you're safe. Sounds like chaos out there

 

[Embiid]

 

[PDX Flyer]

Hopefully antifa doesn’t get involved. They absolutely suck out in PDX.

Edit: DP you find that funny?

 

[Danko]

Have fun when major retailers just up and leave the city all together.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Have fun when major retailers just up and leave the city all together.

Paging Frank Rizzo

 

[Embiid]

The scariest part is that these ruffians are playing right into the worst and most extreme political narratives....

 

[Beef Invictus]

What do they think happens when they turn those on

 

[Rebels57]

I talked to a cop on my block about the situation last night. He blamed the DA for filing a murder 1 charge to begin with. There was no way that wasn't getting thrown out because there's no way to prove what the cop did was premeditated. He's still going to go to prison for involuntary manslaughter at worst though. Had they not wasted time on the Murder 1 charge, no rioting last night by those idiots.

 

[Embiid]

Those juvenile delinquents were just criminal opportunists....

The juvenile crimes in the city are getting out of hand. Most of the Kia and Hyundai break ins are from juveniles.

They pretty much have carte blanche to do whatever they want bc the cops can't really do much....

 

[Embiid]

Florida ...woman

Woman, 30, Nabbed For Frozen Chicken Battery On Daughter, Police Say

A 30-year-old woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly striking her daughter. With a frozen chicken. Cops say the purported poultry crime occurred early yesterday in the St. Petersbu

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[wankstifier]

Paging Frank Rizzo

Can't loot if the stores are preemptively bombed by police helicopters

 

[Rebels57]

Can't loot if the stores are preemptively bombed by police helicopters

That was Wilson Goode lol

 

[swami24]

Can't loot if the stores are preemptively bombed by police helicopters

And we should have stopped the Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor...

Wrong Mayor, although Rizzo led a previous confrontation with the group that led to a complex being bulldozed, and a police officer being shot and killed.

 

[Embiid]

Interesting..

Biblical sin city Sodom destroyed by asteroid stronger than nuke - expert

Excavations in Jordan offer compelling evidence for the authenticity of the biblical tale of the destruction of Sodom, but by an asteroid impact, says theologian Dr. John Bergsma.

m.jpost.com

 

[Embiid]

Meatball....good one

Influencer ‘Meatball’ appears to be arrested while livestreaming wild looting rampage in Philadelphia

The Instagram star, Dayjia Blackwell, was later apparently detained by the police.

nypost.com

 

[Embiid]

After years of watching Scott Hartnell....this is not a surprising revelation..

Pfft to Newton and Galileo ...and Einstein

Mysterious antimatter observed falling down for first time

For the first time, scientists have observed antimatter particles -- the mysterious twins of the visible matter all around us -- falling downwards due to the effect of gravity, Europe's physics lab CERN announced on Wednesday.In more than a dozen experiments, the CERN scientists varied the...

news.yahoo.com

 

[PDX Flyer]

Have fun when major retailers just up and leave the city all together.

Target just announced a bunch of closings here