He should just say he was leaping to avoid contact. Shanny loves that excuse.
Though seriously, those comments make it sound like he struggles to control himself.
Yeah, I listened to the quotes again and he also was couching as "this always happens to me" and not something more like, "I keep messing up." I get what he was saying, but he made it sound like he's not really responsible because he can't control himself or whatever. I still think those comments get him off a little easier.