The Marc Bergevin Five-Year Plan Productions presents an uncanny comedy of potential moves, hidden behind closed doors, dimly-lit hallways and
sottovoce cellphone chatter.
Featuring a team of hand-picked lackeys.
Narrated by Pablo Francisco.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixToQbFc53A
At a time when ...
Winning record is too good to be a seller.
vs.
Team not built for the playoffs, begs to be a buyer.
The solution ...
This summer's must-see comedy features ...
Which diminutively-challenged, near-retirement and concussed local player will see the infamous torch handed to him by Daniel (I have an
accent grave) Brière?
Which unwanted free agent with cement skates, will be available to take over for Murray? Could be Murray himself!!!
Which players 5 years past their prime will line up to take over for Parros?
Who will relinquish Bouillon's crown as hotdog-eating champ?
Watch MB's moves go down like butta -- cause in the end, it's all about trading for 4th liners and 6th and 7th defensemen and prolonging negotiations with pending UFAs for no apparent reason.
Includes a teaser to next season's Magic Michel's Plan, including:
- ice time decided by pouting and petty, impromptu lesson-dispensing
- you're a Norris, you get benched
- you're a top 3 draft pick, you get 10 minutes to impress me
- you're a never-drafted, diminutive, local shrimplet -- you get 20 minutes plus
- you want to play on the 2nd line -- show me that you have no biceps
- you can't skate -- you will be double-shifted on 4-4 play
- the little known benefits of repetitive rah-rah clichés, followed by handclaps