SMDH.
Why didn't he just interview her instead? Maybe his innate obsequiousness would have kicked in and spared him from being a feminine hygiene product.
TODD WALSH: I'm Todd Walsh, and I'm speaking with the person who clipped my mirror while parallel parking. Before we get to the incident in question, I think it's safe to say that driving an automotive conveyance can be challenging in even the simplest of circumstances, wouldn't you say?
KRYS POLEON: Yes, Todd, everyone makes mistakes. I'm really sorr--
TODD WALSH: I have here the mirror in question on my car. It shows no evidence of damage but you said that you clipped it while trying to park.
KRYS POLEON: Um, yes, I just said that.
TODD WALSH: We all know on some occasions, road rage can occur and oftentimes it becomes a bit ugly, and we all know of people who lose their composure and say terrible things to other people, particularly those human beings whose appearance can appear gender-fluid, if I may characterize it that way.
KRYS POLEON: Are... are you saying I look like a dude?
TODD WALSH: What might you say to other people who might have run-ins with minor local celebrities who are hiding a racist and misogynist bent such as myself? Would you perchance warn them to avoid us at all costs, stipulating that our behavior can become erratic and unpredictable?
KRYS POLEON: I'm calling 911.
TODD WALSH: Our coverage of my road rage continues in a moment, when I will sit down with my bosses at FOX Sports Arizona to discuss my employment future and a possible stint in anger management, and later I will protect my Twitter account so that nobody can follow me and enjoy my ceaseless tweets about Gordon Lightfoot songs, ASU sports, and U2. We'll be right back.