Been playing pickup two or three times a week at the closest rink to me for most of the year. Weeks like this one when the college kids are home there are always a half dozen kids in yellow, light green, and light blue. Don't mind the yellow as they go on white or color to even things out. The other light colors are annoying.
Even when the kids are not around, red is not unusual, ends up on color. There are a couple of guys who wear Wings jerseys, but this is MI after all. There is one regular who wears a light blue Russian Ovi jersey, but there really is no need to expand on what type of guy wears something like that.
What is a bender? My practice jerseys were stolen, so my wife got me an old PSC game jersey off Ebay for $10, I use that for white. Both my beer leagues wear black, so there is the color. Does that make me a bender?